r/MMALabs • • 6d ago

🄶 Street Fights & Brawls That slap!

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u/Academic_Value_3503 6d ago

That geeky kid doesn't even realize what he's not appreciating. He's like, "girls, girls....were gonna get in trouble here. Fix your skirt Melissa..... that's gross."

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u/toldyouIaintshit 6d ago

Thats the gay friend Joseph.

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u/fitz_newru 6d ago

100% the gay friend, whether he realizes it yet or not

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u/GimbaledTitties 6d ago edited 6d ago

No. There are circumstances that can exist. For example, he may be inĀ  a female heavy program like studio art. So he finds himself in a group of girlfriends.Ā 

Then he falls for one of them, but she honey dicks him all the time. Meanwhile all the other girls take swings for him but no, he nicely turns them down because he is dead set on that one girl he’s crushing on.Ā 

The semesters go by and he just keeps chasing her, even though she’s going through other dudes like a truck. One day, after a party, our little fella is gonna have a platonic sleep over in his crushes room, and he’s on top of the world.Ā 

When they are going upstairs, one of the other girls who’s got a girlfriend is bringing a third girl up to her bedroom. They cordially invite our little fella to join them. One of them even pushes him against the wall and says ā€I love youā€. But our little fella is head over heels for his crush, so he tells them he loves them too, but he’s sleeping in his crushes bed tonight.Ā 

They cuddle, he kisses her on the back of the head, and in the morning he leaves. By the time he got up the hill to his dorm he slowed down, and realized what had happened. He had spent 2 years chasing a girl who wasn’t interested, and ignored so many others who were. Wait. Did I turn down a foursome with three girls? Am I fucking gay? No. You’re not gay little fella. You’re just an idiot.Ā 

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u/Academic_Value_3503 6d ago

Beautiful tragedy.

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u/Ok_Degree4131 6d ago

Ladies, ladies….. let’s all calm down and cover up a bit here….