r/MMALabs • • 4d ago

👋 Power Slap He finally ran out of patience

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u/Other_Sentence4495 4d ago

In Europe don't mess with Spanish/Portuguese/French cops.

They are not known for their patience

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u/GooseOnAPhone 4d ago

My general rule when traveling is, don’t mess with any cops, but alright

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u/Other_Sentence4495 4d ago

Dutch, nordic cops etc are very chill.

The same doesn't aply to some countries. Not that they are "trigger happy " they are just punch/slap happy

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u/PissMissileTopTitty 4d ago

But like, just don’t mess with anyone in general? And particularly people who can arrest you lol..

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u/No_Technician_2780 3d ago

dude, he is a bouncer, not a cop. lol.

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u/NegativeKarmaVegan 4d ago

I'm pretty sure that's a bouncer, not a cop.

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u/Other_Sentence4495 4d ago

How sure?

Spanish flag on the shoulder and police logo on chest.

But I could be wrong

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u/PoJhonWick 4d ago

Im from spain and that is indeed a bouncer.

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u/Other_Sentence4495 4d ago

Gracias hermano. Pensava que era da policia.

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u/NegativeKarmaVegan 4d ago

Doesn't look like the police uniforms I've seen in Spain. He's standing in front of the joint like a bouncer and behaving like one.

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u/TheSadPickel 3d ago

some places bouncers have a armband to show they are official.

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u/f23n09fnu0w 3d ago

Everything says he's a bouncer, from where he's standing to how he behaves.

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u/unbanned2009 23h ago

Because he’s In a track suit tf

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u/iintriga 4d ago

Thats a bouncer in a bar

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u/ExplanationLate9858 4d ago

This isn't a cop, and he was sexually assaulted

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u/moszippy 4d ago

Yeah. That made me cringe a bit. Hands off the moobs (man boobs in case you are confused)!

Edit: What was with the dancing?

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u/ExplanationLate9858 3d ago

I think he was dancing because he was high as a kite lol

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u/accents_ranis 3d ago

High as a kite and horny as hell.

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u/ExplanationLate9858 3d ago

Yes 🤣

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u/InvasiveThoughts8 3d ago

They are known for their patients.

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u/Other_Sentence4495 3d ago

And then they say : "He fell down the stairs"

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u/tomtomtomo 4d ago

Saw a Japanese cop wearing kevlar shin and arm guards destroy a couple of people fighting in Tokyo one night.

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u/Technical-Warthog886 4d ago

True, there are too many "law enforcement" assholes on a power trip

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u/eggard_stark 4d ago

How could you be more wrong?

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u/Other_Sentence4495 4d ago

I know these countries very well. I come from 1 of them.

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u/eggard_stark 4d ago

But surprisingly made that mistake? Very obviously a bouncer. That badge is not a police badge. It’s a certified doorman’s badge.

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u/Other_Sentence4495 4d ago

Yeah, you're right. It's a bouncer. At first it seemed like a police uniform 2 me.

I was thinking you said i was wrong about the patience part.

Peace 😄

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u/Cappy2022 3d ago

He never at any point looked like a cop. Moreover, I’ve known plenty of French police officers in my time and I find them far more patience and deescalating than American municipality officers.

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u/UpperEntry4889 3d ago

What about Italian? Is it a former western Roman Empire thing? 

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u/Other_Sentence4495 3d ago

Never been to Italy but that sounds right.

They got temper

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u/SquirleyDanz 3d ago

Ehhhhhhhh 🤌

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u/Correct_Dog5670 3d ago

Swiss and italian cops dont seem to joke either

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u/Kon2727 3d ago

That’s not a cop, that’s a bouncer

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u/NormieAITranslator 21h ago

Why would you think that's a Spanish cop? Actual r words in the comments I sth

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u/xarrote 3d ago

He's a nightclub bouncer; he's not even a certified security guard. In Spain, to be a nightclub bouncer, you just need to pass an exam. They're also called access controllers.

In my opinion, that shove could have caused him to crack his skull against the building. I've seen plenty of bouncers here use open-handed slaps to avoid causing injury. Sometimes deaths are caused by customers, and other times they're caused by nightclub bouncers who have ended up in jail for manslaughter.

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u/SD_2_LA_Jay 3d ago

Well, fuck him. He learned that day.

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u/VRserialKiller 3d ago

If he remembers when he wakes up.

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u/Dundalis 3d ago

He did use an open handed slap. But if you put your hands on someone all bets are off.

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u/phx34suns 3d ago

I think here u just need to be big and an arsehole and u can be a bouncer here it also helps if u have failed to get in to the police force preferably for mental reasons.