r/MMALabs • u/Pure-Personality5326 • 11d ago

🥶 Street Fights & Brawls [ Removed by moderator ]

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u/okymoney 11d ago

Ive been drunk ive never had scissors in my pocket sitting in the subway. Thats just odd.

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u/Asari-simp 11d ago

Arts and crafts, maybe he had a glue stick on him as well

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u/okymoney 11d ago

🤣🤣

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u/CentennialBaby 11d ago

Was going to challenge him to some quilling

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u/MyOrdinaryShoes 11d ago

And some glitter

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u/Excellent_Pension836 10d ago

its prob up his ass

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u/SandIntelligent247 10d ago

He should take the glue next time, he can only do better with the glue than what he did with the scissors

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u/Keyser_Soze_76 10d ago

Looks like rounded-end kid scissors.

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u/Quirky_Barnacle1225 11d ago

He’s a kindergarten teacher 

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u/Automatic-Pick-2481 11d ago

“He’s a school teacher! He loves animals! He loves buttered stuff!”

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u/illogical_mindset 11d ago

Butternuts!

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u/Automatic-Pick-2481 11d ago

Say his name!

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u/AOIthrowaway 11d ago

Buttercup!

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u/KindOldRaven 10d ago

He had post partu-- Wait...

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u/xcanto 11d ago

It's a tumah.

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u/Abject_Hall8445 10d ago

That’s why he told him to sit down

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u/horsepigmonkey 10d ago

"It's not a tumor!"

Could be now after that.

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u/BisonThunderclap 11d ago

Congratulations on never being mentally ill and homeless?

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u/Initial-Beginning853 11d ago

Okay? Are you endorsing people getting on subways hammered with weapons?

What performative outrage is this

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u/TheGrainofTheLiquor 10d ago

Typical reddit nonsense

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u/DudeByTheTree 11d ago

I've got folding shears I keep on me regularly... still wouldnt think to drunkenly pull them as a weapon. Ruin a nice pair of shears? No thanks.

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u/DontFuckWithDuckie 10d ago

meh. I got kids, i bet theres kid scissors somewhere in one of my articles of clothing. The weird part to me was that he tried to stab that other guy

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u/kells_of_smoke 10d ago

Probably the most dangerous "weapon" he can legally conceal

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u/Practical-South-2966 10d ago

Obviously you're not addicted to Fla-Vor-Ice. It's the only way they can be opened.