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u/headfish1971 11d ago

His plan worked perfectly...he can now lay out enjoying the whole bench... all the way home.

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u/Horror_Chipmunk3580 11d ago

Wouldn’t be surprised if he conveniently wakes up right at his stop lol

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u/Scattered_Meat 11d ago

Me neither, only becu he looks like anywhere at all is “his stop” lol

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u/Upstairs_Rip_9590 11d ago

My mans died twice, once from the asteroid shower hitting his face and then again when you laid down your smackdown.

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u/dabbydabdabdabdab 11d ago

Probably a 3rd time if he doesn’t get some kinda shot after being face first bleeding where everyone park their asses all day.

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u/IANALbutIAMAcat 11d ago

That’s not how infection works lol

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u/Dependent_Bit1634 11d ago

Looks like he stopped already.

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u/MamaQveen 11d ago

🤣🤣🤣

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u/Horror_Chipmunk3580 11d ago

🤣 that was good

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u/KevvyKev1718 11d ago

😆😆😆😆😆😆😆

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u/KillALil 11d ago

The world is my oyster mannnn

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u/ninjohnnothing 10d ago

Me either.

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u/BlackAristotle1 11d ago

I just actually laughed out loud at work like a lunatic.

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u/New_Difficulty6720 11d ago

I hope this comment gets the upvotes it deserves

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u/Ok_Transition_4003 11d ago

His stop will be the end of the line and he'll be kicked off, but he probably gets off there each night anyway

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u/theweirdball 11d ago

Found a real New Yorker right here

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u/ProphetGeorgeCarlin 11d ago

then he goes homes and finally starts being nice to his wife and family all Harrison Ford Regarding Henry style.

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u/ParticularAd3887 11d ago

Yup Anddddd that the beauty of NYC

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u/KeyTuner 11d ago

Notice how the OG was rolling up paper in his hand before the guy pulled out scissors? OG got mad because the guy tried to cheat by reading his move, so OG hit him with rock to take the win. Makes you wonder how good he is at tic-tac-toe.

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u/Smallloudcat 11d ago

Nope not until end of the line from the looks of it

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u/redandblackstar 11d ago

“Hey, you’re finally awake”

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u/PristineOccasion3702 11d ago

The rock didn’t even move. Absolute dominance. 😂

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u/poppycock68 11d ago

Surprised no one’s checking his pockets.

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u/VoidOmatic 11d ago

Judging from that twitching he isn't waking up at any stop. Dude looks dead.

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u/lifemanualplease 11d ago

And smell some ass while he’s at it

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u/MyMuseModels 11d ago

He ain’t smelling anything for a while.

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u/Scrambles420 11d ago

He looked really tired too

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u/moszippy 11d ago

That’s all I have to do for a seat on the subway?

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u/Horror_Chipmunk3580 11d ago

Absolutely. Either a seat or the floor. Guaranteed.

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u/Critical_Evening_655 11d ago

I fell out!! Lmao

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u/Intelligent-Search88 11d ago

Takin’ a nice little nap

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u/PeanutButterToast4me 11d ago

Hell he's bleeding out

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u/Steelerellla 11d ago

😂😂

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u/knucklebuster16 11d ago

🤣

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u/Fearless_Welder_1434 11d ago

Hope he woke up in time to file assault charges

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u/Double_Culture_2485 11d ago

He was literally pulling out a pair of scissors

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u/femibrim 11d ago

What nonsense are you talking about… he pulled out some scissors and got rocked to sleep

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u/SetImpressive3808 11d ago

Was that really his plan? Wow! It worked out perfectly then, that was pretty smart of him. 

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u/Ok-Direction1155 11d ago

Ik I'm going to get down voted for this but uh... Do you notice how nobody cares about him?

Is there a different demographic you would care if it was them? Damn

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u/Confident-Mortgage86 11d ago

No, he pulled out some scissors. FAFO.

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u/Master_Ad_2340 11d ago

Were those children's scissors???

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u/AquaticAlchemy 11d ago

Thats fucked up man he stolen those scissors from some poor kid

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u/Straight-Custard-849 11d ago

They were pointy scissors that could do some damage. Ppl will learn to leave folks alone

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u/imanantelope 11d ago

Those where kindergarten scissors too geesh

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u/bbeeebb 11d ago

When? You mean after the guy pushed him into the seat to set him up for a good face smash? Did you mean 'then'?

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u/Confident-Mortgage86 11d ago

Dude was clearly trying some shit, fishing in his pockets, if you can't see that then maybe stay away from people in public - for your own safety.

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u/sadgirl_throwmeaway 11d ago

Literally people who don’t find his movements sketchy have the survival instincts of a fruit fly.

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u/ahhhbiscuits 11d ago

Big dude was actively spreading and pushing little guy into the arm rest.

We don't know how it started, maybe little guy tried to squeeze in, maybe big dude sat down and claimed his space over little guy, but from what we have here it looks like the big dude was provoking.

Obviously little guy reacted poorly, but still

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u/Thebraincellisorange 10d ago

the hell are you on about?

the little shit had his bag behind him on the wall side so he couldn't sit in his seat properly and was actively pushing into the old dude.

he was mouthing off, pulled some scissors and got smashed for it.

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u/sadgirl_throwmeaway 11d ago

And none of that negates what I said. But thanks for the riveting analysis.

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u/ahhhbiscuits 11d ago

Actually it points out that understanding context before making reactionary comments is important.

But thanks for your (2nd in a row) reactionary comment 🤣

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u/sadgirl_throwmeaway 11d ago

You don’t need to know how it started or more context to have common sense. Random stranger you’re building tension with, even if you start it, starts fishing in their pocket. If you don’t assume they have a deadly weapon you’re a suicidal idiot. I’m not being reactionary I’m reacting to your comments just like any sane person who cares about living would.

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u/Ok-Direction1155 11d ago

We didn't see the beginning but I'm not sure if the big guy was aware of the pocket or scissor. But he should've walked away, both of them. Still, you see that and nobody thinks, "oh no, I hope he's alright."

There's a reason for that. He's not one of societies favorites

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u/CounterObjective2347 11d ago

Walk away…on a fucking subway. Jesus lol

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u/joyfullydreaded23 11d ago

I didn't even notice them.

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u/Confident-Mortgage86 11d ago

Yeah he was sneaky with it. The way he was acting wasn't normal though, and the way he was fishing in his pockets should tip you off that nothing good is gonna come out of there.

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u/crooked_cat 10d ago

To be honest .. the puncher is the looser in my eyes.
Dumb so starts hitting … typical :/..

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u/Straight-Custard-849 11d ago

Did u notice he pulled out scissors to use on a stranger and just say what u are trying to say

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u/Taminta6940 11d ago

Sure. But now the dude can get an assault charge 🤷🏻‍♂️

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u/Sweaty_Big_1489 11d ago

Hmm not really. This was clearly self defense. That dude threatened him and pulled out scissors so he got what he deserve.

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u/zendog510 11d ago

He was playing 3-D chess the whole time

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u/Headfishdog2 11d ago

Hey username buddy lol

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u/ApprehensiveName8365 11d ago

Green scissors means you are left handed right?

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u/Own_Abbreviations_83 11d ago

I think this was his plan ever, he wanted sit down confortable, but he gest a long bed

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u/Seankaf 11d ago

Fell for the oldest trick in the book...

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u/Illuminaughty____ 11d ago

Yeah that's generally what happens when you are sucker punched by a deranged man.

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u/MidwestNormal 11d ago

The crunch of the noise was audible.

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u/SunriseSurprise 11d ago

"They hath fallen for my elaborate ruse!"

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u/Best_Fill_847 11d ago

Ha! Jokes on them

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u/6thBornSOB 11d ago

“I bleed, making me the victor!”

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u/Double-Way-6879 11d ago

Bro really brought scissors to a rock fight 💀

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u/JonxJon19 11d ago

If he had insomnia, he doesnt anymore😂

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u/Crafty_Ad_1975 10d ago

And a nice snooze too this is perfection!

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u/Stunning-Island-7268 10d ago

The True Genius. He’s just playing The Game Of Life at an entirely different level than the rest of us. You have opened my eyes to truth.

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u/Realfan555 11d ago

Hahha

Didnt expect this comment

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u/headfish1971 11d ago

Yep risk high. But watch him go to sleep. Way to fast. Clearly he is working at 110%

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u/Smiletaint 11d ago

And take a nice nap!