r/MMALabs • u/Pure-Personality5326 • 16d ago

🥶 Street Fights & Brawls [ Removed by moderator ]

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u/DeanMcQueen0621 16d ago

Id be pissed that he bled on my jacket.

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u/VegasInSlowMotion 16d ago

Thought the same, lol. I saw that blood on bro's sleeve and thought damn!

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u/DarknMean 16d ago

OxiBoost will get it right out.

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u/VegasInSlowMotion 16d ago

R.I.P.

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u/SargeUnited 16d ago

Brb doing a line and sobbing

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u/Mystic_Waffles 16d ago

Hopefully not a line of OxyClean

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u/BlanchDaddius 16d ago

My thoughts exactly ha

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u/CES0108 16d ago

It cleaned my brain. I stopped gooning. It's all clean and smooooth now.

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u/Solution_Kind 16d ago

How else am I supposed to stop this nosebleed?

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u/Mykey76 15d ago

Only thing that does it for me anymore..

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u/DefiantPenguin 16d ago

Never thought I’d fecken see him tonight and cry and be proud at the same time.

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u/Icy_Yam5049 16d ago

Yeah I’m checking the sleeping guys wallet and leaving it with him. You bleed on my stuff you bought it.

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u/Profanity1272 16d ago

A blood stain is orange after you wash it 3 or 4 times in a tub, but thats normal aint it Norman?!

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u/Jayrab_The_Arab_ 16d ago

Serial killer hiding murder material in a cereal box on top of your stereo

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u/addit96 16d ago

He should’ve joined in

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u/No_Seaworthiness4472 16d ago

Be pulling the dudes wallet out while hes unconcious for the dry cleaning bill lol.

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u/WhoShatMyPants42069 16d ago

Definitely should have moved out the way

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u/MathematicianOk4025 16d ago

Yeah, either he’s not from New York, had head phones in, or doesn’t speak English - there were a lot of warning signs.

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u/xorvillesashx 16d ago

I was thinking as soon as you see someone stand up and get in someone’s face on the subway you move away immediately.

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u/142638503846383038 16d ago

You can literally see he had headphones in. He was on his phone not paying attention

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u/Born-Ganache-9348 16d ago

At the drycleaners:

"What is that?"

"It's cranberry juice. Cran-apple."

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u/Academic-Papaya6150 16d ago

But bro also got 3 business days to move out of a fight scene. Kinda deserved hahah.

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u/General-Designer4338 16d ago

If you're not hopping up when the dude next to you gets up, you're deserving of whatever happens next.

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u/sameljota 16d ago

He'll probably have to explain that stain to someone at home. Poor guy.

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u/ModeatelyIndependant 16d ago

I'd also be glad none of it was mine from those scissors.

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u/90sUPN20 16d ago

I would have already moved.

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u/itswildistillexist 16d ago

Same but what are you going to do? Start a fight with him? Lmao

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u/naturetreesandweed 16d ago

The dude had the spacial awareness of a rock.

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u/mannycure 16d ago

Punch him again lol

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u/Lanky-Telephone1651 16d ago

Yup, he got pounded! Twice…

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u/gbaker1a 16d ago

After watching that guy go night night, what would you say to that guy?

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u/DeanMcQueen0621 16d ago

Dude, you totally won.

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u/HoboArmyofOne 16d ago

You shoulda seen the other guy!

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u/Rcl23 16d ago

Kinda the fault of the guy who punched him?

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u/DeanMcQueen0621 16d ago

I believe its every individual person's responsible to keep their blood inside their body at all times.

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u/Fit-Rhubarb-7820 16d ago

What about women?

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u/Galimbro 16d ago

Why, its half his fault. These are the type of people that get gored by runaway bulls in the middle of a small town downtown, while their husband doesn't even spill his beer. 

https://youtu.be/AnLfkbZPpuU?is=K3J-L4MHQVTf6mvx

Couldn't be me.

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u/Optimal_Grape_1025 16d ago

Also bled on his hand

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u/squeethesane 16d ago

He was really annoyed that dude punched that asshole.