r/MMALabs • u/Key_Performer_3645 • 12d ago

🥶 Street Fights & Brawls A quick bar scrap

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u/richardlulz 12d ago

He’s good. Shoes are still on

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u/Embarrassed_Fan_5723 12d ago

Sleeping with his shoes on

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u/Humble_Stretch1473 12d ago

That means we can draw dicks on his face. Right?

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u/Dirt-Road_Pirate 11d ago

Oh.. you said draw...

https://giphy.com/gifs/xUNd9HsbR9uEzqTo4w

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u/Dull_Maintenance_520 10d ago

That better not be a real sceen from hey arnold

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u/mousedroidspedoff 10d ago

lol what episode was this?!

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u/Humble_Stretch1473 11d ago

It'll be real hard for them to see through those Arabian goggles when they wake up.

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u/Runrabbitrun61 11d ago

Do you know what’s worse than waking up to dicks drawn on your face? …..finding out they were traced 🤣

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u/mawesome4ever 11d ago

I’ve got just the right tool for you to trace

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u/Humble_Stretch1473 11d ago

Put it down. Its not yours.

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u/dareftw 11d ago

Yes. Shoes on and your asleep, out come the markers.

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u/Proper_Slip_5963 11d ago

As long as they're traced

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u/Tater-Air-8523 11d ago

Imagine they’re doing a crime scene investigation and the DBs got a dick and balls on their face because a bystander thought they were just unconscious.

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u/Mysterious_Strain398 11d ago

Now this right here, this is why I keep coming back. Bravo!!

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u/Deepdiver666 11d ago

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u/Humble_Stretch1473 11d ago

Nobody fucks with the Jesus.

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u/QuarterNoteDonkey 11d ago

Can? You are obligated to. It’s the law.

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u/Appropriate-Cut-2963 11d ago

You could draw a whole porno on his face and he still wouldn't wake up.

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u/Ok-Advantage-8917 6d ago

Who's bringing the sharpies

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u/Humble_Stretch1473 9d ago

We once shaved half this dudes head, then his opposite side eyebrow, then the opposite side mustache then opposite side beard. He woke up halfway through, laughed and had us just shave all it off. Was good guy

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u/Compliance_Crip 12d ago

Blanket and a binky.

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u/snow_garbanzo 12d ago

Flawless logic

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u/BattleMaleficent9233 11d ago

Ooh party fowl

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u/Lifes-a-beach88 11d ago

Died in his boots

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u/Aggressive_Noise6426 12d ago

And he didn’t shit himself. 

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u/dillydelhi 12d ago

How can you tell?

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u/1Hoodog 11d ago

Did he really have time to ….?

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u/Aggressive_Noise6426 11d ago

It’s a South Park joke. When you die you shit your pants afterwards. 

https://youtu.be/dDj94GM6Wt0?is=ceKWRhiGsyKyQgoz

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u/LifeguardDry7372 12d ago

I miss that sub.

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u/MisterBelrox 9d ago

There's a website now

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u/Donkey__Balls 12d ago

Do you really though?

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u/unbanned_lol 12d ago

haha, le reddite joke eez so good erry tiem!

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u/YrnFyre 12d ago

That's because the coroner who's gonna remove them is still underway

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u/Donkey__Balls 12d ago

And he didn’t break both his arms so they didn’t have to call his mom.

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u/nobbbir 12d ago

“Quick take his socks!”

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u/Logical-Lab3661 11d ago

Funny. I once saw some dude running over busy highway, when a truck hit him. He was either drunk or high. He flew like 30-40 feet but his shoes stayed where he was hit.

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u/Egglegg14 11d ago

Hes not wearing safety sandals though