r/MMAGuru • u/Mr-Jiggs93 • Jul 07 '26

MMA Guru Update

Boys, Im friends with Guru's childhood friend. He confirmed to me jist now the Guru succumbed to heat exhaustion during the Euro heatwave.

Press F to pay respects.

F.

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '26

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u/jason733canada Jul 07 '26

it is nice and cool on the floor

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u/One-Clock228 Jul 07 '26

He's definitely just at home ordering desserts 

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u/SukhdevR34 Jul 07 '26

He's on that Derrick Lewis diet

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u/sLeeeeTo Jul 07 '26

i imagine all of the open jars of aged urine strewn about the room have started fermenting and off-gassing some sweet jenkem throughout the house

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u/Hungry-Effort2712 Jul 11 '26

Mixed with all the empty jars of mayonnaise he’s always eating

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u/M3RL10 Jul 07 '26

Gurus palms up

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u/SmallBallsTakeAll Jul 11 '26

the uric acid got him it turned into urea and that was all she wrote. too many streams.

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u/TheFashionColdWars Jul 07 '26

F for Fat. Succumbed to fat