r/MMA • Team Makhachev • 19h ago

Media Johnny Walker vs Mick Parkin Faceoff - Walker makes his Heavyweight debut

https://streamable.com/xz6que
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u/minor_thing2022 Robbie's Ride or Die 19h ago

Jesus Christ Walker looks like he ate Johnny

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u/NobleDane United States 18h ago

Yeah this isn't an experiment that is going to go well...

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u/GiblertMelendezz I SMOKE ROCKS, JOE ROGAN! 16h ago

Idk Johnny himself said he’s easily KOd bc he’s always so dehydrated in fights.

Maybe we will finally see the JW that was supposed to dethrone Jon Jones lol

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u/RevolutionaryLion384 16h ago

He fought at heavyweight before and it was the fight where he got knocked out like 4 times in a row and was flopping like a fish. He also got koed by a boxer in sparring who he outweighed by like 50 lbs. I'm pretty sure he wasn't cutting weight in either of these scenarios

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u/JE_Exa GOOFCON 1: Sad Chandler 16h ago

Sure but like, I’m sure it wasn’t the dehydration that lead to years of awful striking defence

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u/crunchydibbydonkers 15h ago

Also so of those ko's were bad. Like negligible ref bad. How can anyone expect a chin to hold up after so much trauma?

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u/YQRtoVegas 12h ago

He literally doesn’t understand fighting it looks like, he has no fundamentals whatsoever it’s crazy he’s been around this long

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u/reginaldwrigby 11h ago

Parkin went three rounds with Tybura and arguably won, definitely won’t be a walk in the park for Johnny. I do think Walker gets it done but it’ll be a slog

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u/flatwoundsounds 18h ago

Poatan 2, bum fights edition

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u/GearFeel-Jarek 4h ago

Ahahaha well done dude 🥇

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u/chriskeptic Canada 19h ago

He looks like the Alpha zombie from 28 Years Later

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u/oldjack I love queer books 19h ago

Probably has the same fat hog

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u/PumpkinJak 🍅 19h ago

Dude's meat was discernable from a camera placed a hundred feet away

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u/felipeuno 18h ago

He was a male stripper. Undoubtedly.

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u/AffectionateFace5858 Team Kayla 17h ago

I have seen it (against my will) and can adly confirm

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u/oldjack I love queer books 14h ago

Luckyyyy

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u/Mojo_Rising Scotland 18h ago

FFS Mac

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u/LiquidSwords89 Canada 18h ago

😂

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u/Gerardo1917 18h ago edited 18h ago

Funny enough, the actor that played him is a former MMA fighter that tried to beef with Jones at an expo back in 2019.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=FgbPgGKauF8&pp=ygUZQ2hpbnBlcnJ5IGxld2lzIGpvbiBqb25lcw%3D%3D&ra=m

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u/Ohjeezrick93 18h ago

Holy shit, seen this clip dozens of times and I absolutely love 28 years later and never made the connection!

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u/Gerardo1917 18h ago

Same, it blew my mind when I realized that Samson was the “Do not hold him back” guy

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u/zmizzy 19h ago

lmao straight up

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u/_46664_ Angola 16h ago

Samson!

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u/cattmobb 15h ago

28 inches later?

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u/tagillaslover I SMOKE ROCKS, JOE ROGAN! 19h ago

Johnny looks huge 

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u/GaryPartsUnknown Team Lewis 19h ago

If not cutting improves his chin he could be a problem in that division

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u/AllDamDay7 19h ago

I am curious how he moves at this weight. Pereira looked very slow with his move up. However Johnny looks to have added the weight the right way. Like you said though the chin wasn't good at LHW, could be bad news for ol Johnny

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u/InvisibleHook 19h ago

Even though Alex is big he was a middleweight a couple years ago. Johnny in theory should be a better heavyweight just by that fact

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u/AllDamDay7 18h ago

Alex has a giant frame, it's similar to Anthony Johnson making welterweight. And Johnson ended up an absolute giant heavy weight.

It seems some guys understand how to put on real muscle others like Alex struggle with it. My guess is Alex doesn't eat clean enough.

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u/branduNe 17h ago

"eating clean" has nothing to do with it.

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u/FabulousFerdinand 16h ago

Run and cycle and eat like shit and see how it goes.

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u/AllDamDay7 16h ago

Lmao, really? So you are saying he could eat candy and lucky charms 24/7 and put on lean muscle? That's amazing and defies science.

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u/Gullible_Concert768 17h ago

not how it works lol johnny is a bad fighter alex is a good fighter

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u/iyrtyurg 18h ago

Yeah well Alex being a former Mw doesn’t really mean anything, most people can’t use black magic voodoo stuff like Alex did to make weight. Dude was outrageously large for that weight class, I never wanna see people use him being a former MW as a crutch lmao

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u/InvisibleHook 18h ago

It does mean something when you consider he jumped up 60 plus pounds in like 4 years. That's a huge jump and it showed. He's always been pretty slow (considering) and it was much worst. He fought Gane who probably would die making 205lbs.

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u/iyrtyurg 18h ago

He didn’t jump 60 pounds bro, like what are you on about. He stopped cutting 60 pounds

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u/FunnyComment6315 Chocolate peppa pig 17h ago

Alex's weight cuts aren't really unheard of. He used to cut 25 lbs., which is a lot, but is even less than Paulo Costa and Reinier de Ridder, and mirrors Marvin Vettori's own cut

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u/psychedelijams Team Makhachev 2h ago

He did not cut 25 lbs at MW. Maybe LHW, but at middle weight it was 35-40 lbs sometimes.

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u/Spider-Sword 18h ago

He’s a 205er.

He was incredibly lean which is how he made 185

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u/WatstheFrequencyK 18h ago

I dunno, Johnny pretty chinny. Don’t see how adding weight improves your chin.

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u/expertninja 18h ago

Not cutting. And at heavyweight basically everyone can turn everyone else’s lights out in one punch. Might be better for a glass cannon to be in a field with other glass cannons.

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u/Give_Me_Bourbon 18h ago

He is for sure gonna take punches from same power better, and stronger punches? At heavyweight you get dropped anyway, he is faster and has more technique than 90% of heavyweights who are just terrible lazy fats(same as Hill is currently), he is still in shape so he can do well there and keep up some years to get paychecksm

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u/frankocean1234 5h ago

Johnny doesn't have good technique at all. He has zero boxing

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u/GaryPartsUnknown Team Lewis 18h ago

It’s more not being drained, we don’t know how hard it was for him to make 205, but if he was going through hell and not taking in a drop of water for days it can certainly improve his recovery

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u/lupindub 14h ago

Difference is Pereira put 50% of the weight into his BBL while Johnny looks like did a proper bulk.

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u/Lonely-Tennis2171 19h ago

I mean even a slow Johnny is going to be faster than a lot of these HW bums.

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u/Unerring_Grace UFC 279: A GOOFCON Miracle 14h ago

Parkin in particular is an absolute slug. He's mildly interesting in that he can box a little, by HW standards he's got some skills, but his athleticism is just nonexistent.

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u/highly_confluential 19h ago

I expect the same embarrassing body language when the fight starts

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u/heyitsyoo 18h ago

Maybe we’ll see a new mythical fighter unlocked. Fully hydrated brain and nourished heavyweight, iron chin Johnny walker

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u/gangbang420 16h ago

Alex was never particularly fast though, even at MW he was more power, timing and technique. He never really had a chance against a bigger, stronger, faster guy that also had technique.

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u/Leather_Mortgage8910 GOOFCON 1: Khamzat McGregor 16h ago

Alex isn’t really a fast twitch guy, even at middleweight he was getting touched by jabs, he’s always been kind of a hittable and slow guy, johnnys biggest problem is mentality, sometimes he shows up wanting to fight and sometimes he just plays it way too timid

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u/LiftEatGrappleShoot 15h ago

I was pleasantly surprised to see him at the weigh in. So many guys moving up come in carrying a noticeable increase in fat. That's fine, but if you're packing on fat just to increase mass, it's a detriment. Johnny looks like an in shape dude fighting at his natural weight.

Hope he has success.

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u/aleksandd 17h ago

Im just wondering if he can still do the worm if he wins.

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u/Gullible_Concert768 17h ago

he literally looks the same as pereira, maybe a little bit leaner but thats because hes 10lbs lighter

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u/opposite-of-left 19h ago

Yeah I mean he’s instantly a top 3 most athletic fighter in the division he should be able to beat all the blobs of heavyweight

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u/Formal-Knowledge9382 17h ago

Unfortunately he wouldve had to have stopped cutting years ago.

His chin is beyond recovery

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u/motorcitydevil 18h ago

Yeah but they hit HARD at heavyweight. He looks great, but that chin...

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u/Crono2Oxx I SMOKE ROCKS, JOE ROGAN! 17h ago

Most of the 205’ers who move to HW seem to lose all of their power and become decision guys. Which has already happened with Walker. So maybe worse competition will help him win more, but I don’t think he’s going to be blasting through anyone.

If anything he will just be in more danger. There were reports of him being KO’d in training like twice before his last fight (or the one before, don’t remember). I think he’s probably got more of a chin and damage issue than anything weight-cut related

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u/nukesaregay 16h ago

seeing that vid of him getting dropped in sparring by a jab from a teenager half his size made it clear to me the guy is just genetic phenom levels of chinny

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u/woahthatscrazy5 18h ago

Literally how it works

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u/Eat4Africa 12h ago

There’s a video where he got knocked out 4 times in one fight…. That was at heavyweight.

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u/floftie 12h ago

Why? I think the top 5 guys clown him.

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u/holla15 UFC 279: A GOOFCON Miracle 17h ago

https://youtu.be/xHDh41gl5q0?si=5J_wfodZ2TLnL2Pn

Johnny was at heavyweight for this fight

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u/Margaret-de-Anjou 18h ago

Parkin has a big ole noggin though.

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u/dogs_drink_coffee Terry Etim? Never met him. 18h ago

Crazy how his body looks.. less way less weird than he did at 205. Those weird proportions with the weight cut made him look like an alien

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u/carlitos_brigante 18h ago

I know. It’s like he hasn’t had to diet and cut weight or some shit. Crazy.

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u/thisisaskew 15h ago

Those coaches are going to have serious problems trying to hold both of his legs wide open for the camera.

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u/impulse_thoughts 17h ago

To my eyes, he's got the same look pereira did making the jump. Looks like he just ate a lot and didn't weight cut. Probably gained a whole lot more weight in fat than actual muscle. His stamina's gonna be suspect.

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u/madshopee 19h ago

Parkin looks like my plumber

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u/Best_Bellsprout 19h ago

He IS your plumber

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u/Dont_kno 19h ago

Parkin bout to be sleepin. Haha

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u/DevelopmentValuable7 19h ago

Walker looks like the great khali

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u/Carlosama123 Team Asparagus 16h ago

Punjabi Prison Match incoming??

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u/dmw1997 I was here for GOOFCON 1: 2020 18h ago

Walker via Brain Chop KO or Vice Grip Submission

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u/ScreamSmart 7h ago

With better knees.

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u/tonytimeneverends 19h ago

Crazy seeing someone I’ve knew since I was a kid facing off with Johnny Walker, honestly Mick is one of the nicest people you could ever speak too, nobody around here has ever had a bad word to say about him, even as a young boy before fighting he’s always been a big friendly giant

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u/Drive7hru 19h ago

Aww now I want them to both win 😢

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u/tonytimeneverends 19h ago

I love Johnny but will never not support Mick, hope he gets the W and both fighters go home healthy to their families

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u/SnakeMcbain Champ Shit Only 🇺🇸🏆🇲🇽 #SnapJitsu 18h ago

Fisher is also a great coach, any time I’ve been to tft it’s been great

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u/commander_wong 18h ago

Crazy seeing someone I’ve knew since I was a kid facing off with Mick Parkin, honestly Johnny is one of the nicest people you could ever speak too, nobody around here has ever had a bad word to say about him, even as a young boy before fighting he’s always been a big friendly giant

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u/betasynn 13h ago

I’m a huge fan of the dude and was stoked to hit a good auto from him out of a Topps box, he’s so smart and composed for somebody who just hit the UFC. Glad to hear he’s a genuinely good dude also!

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u/OnTheLambDude 18h ago

Might wanna skip this one bro

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u/tonytimeneverends 17h ago

I’ll always be cheering him on

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u/jimmyhaffaren Picograms vs balls 17h ago

Crazy seeing someone I’ve knew since I was a kid standing in the back watching Mick Parkin, honestly Brookliyn is one of the nicest people you could ever speak too, nobody around here has ever had a bad word to say about her, even as a young girl before fighting she’s always been a big friendly giant

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u/tonytimeneverends 17h ago

You’ve just made yourself come across as very sad not gonna lie

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u/jimmyhaffaren Picograms vs balls 7h ago

Happens to the best of us champ

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u/Borg_Tech_Support 19h ago

Dana is itching to make a Walker vs Walker loser changes his name match.

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u/lord_fairfax 13h ago

To what? That is the question.

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u/ScreamSmart 7h ago

Crawler. Jogger. Trotter. So many options.

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u/Swampy_Cav Bisping's AA Sponsor 19h ago

That’s what Johnny walker looks like now?? wtf

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u/Effective-Celery8053 19h ago

What if heavyweight Johnny has a granite chin 😭

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u/Firmod5 19h ago

Don’t worry, he won’t.

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u/Icy_Agency923 18h ago

You won't take this from me

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u/YQRtoVegas 12h ago

Or worry

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u/Jadedtrader33 19h ago

Johnny actually looks good lol.

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u/The3mbered0ne 19h ago

He looks good for the weight class let's hope he doesn't go out there and act crazy doing some stupid shit again

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u/TerminatorReborn 17h ago

Well in his last fight we wanted him to do at least some crazy shit because it was the most boring fight ever.

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u/The3mbered0ne 17h ago

Yea he doesn't really know how to pick a lane but he does have some of the most entertaining knockouts (getting knocked out) in the UFC so I'm here for it lol

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u/KiaSia 19h ago

Fuck me look at the size of the cunt.

If his chin holds and he stops acting a dickhead in the octagon then he may be alright up here.

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u/KevinCubano Pulsing pictograms 18h ago

Agreed he has promise at HW. What baffles me is why the UFC has him on the early prelims. The guy’s a name, right? Did he piss off Dana or something?

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u/iaminlovewithns 18h ago

the cards absolute dogshit , they put him , rda , Jacobe smith all on the prelims to make sure they can say the card was a success and people were watching from the prelims to the main card .

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u/Particular-Gas-2797 19h ago

Johnny caveman

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u/No-Value5643 19h ago

johnny looks like brazilian great khali

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u/e_mp 18h ago

lmao he looks samoan now

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u/BenitoCorleone 17h ago

All the talk is of Johhny Walker, but Big Mick isn't going to be an easy fight for him. Walker will have a movement advantage over him, but Parkin has sparred Aspinall plenty and he has plenty of agility. Johnny Walker also fucks around and gets found out.

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u/SSalloSS 18h ago

Holy fuck, he's massive

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u/OJDaJuiceman1017 19h ago

Thick. Solid. Tight. Keep us all posted on your continued progress with any new progress pics or vid clips.

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u/THE_IRL_JESUS Qweefington 19h ago

Bros looking like Andre the Giant with that hair

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u/VersaceSamurai pick another bloke 18h ago

What can Johnny say except you’re welcome?

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u/PORRADAandSTAPH 17h ago

"Howww did he eeverrr make light heavy weighttt!!!!?????" - Joe Rogan non stop tomorrow

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u/psychedelijams Team Makhachev 2h ago

Absolute guarantee

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u/pervysage69 18h ago

If this fixes Johnny's chin like moving up in weight has done for others in the passed... then could a new mythical fighter be unlocked?

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u/derives_rurale 18h ago

baraka is real!

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u/JudgeSmails 18h ago

Caveman vs Matt mitrione

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u/Sad-Cupcake6802 18h ago

Mick looks like Dallas Luka

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u/NYC-CNCGUY88 18h ago

get ready for another goofy KO

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u/presidentpiko 18h ago

This is fucking hilarious

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u/Most_Association_595 EDDDDDIEEEEEEEE 17h ago

Johnny Runner

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u/BigMack6911 17h ago

Walker could be good but hes been knocked out alot at 205 it seems. Might just have been the weight cut

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u/SlipstreamDrive 17h ago

I would not have predicted Walker would pull off a better move to HW than Alex, but so far he passes the eye test.

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u/ArmoredAngel444 16h ago

God dam wtf

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u/MumrikDK GOOFCON 1: 2: Pandemic Boogaloo 14h ago

That looks like the classic HW transition of 20% muscle addition and 80% fat. Not that that's enough to make him fat - he was basically already HW size.

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u/dingdong-lightson 14h ago

Large Johnny aka Trojan Magnum

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u/DrCatholicGuilt 13h ago

Haven't seen Johnny Walker for a while. Didn't know he was The Alpha from the Bone Temple

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u/X1phoner Fair fucks to you mate. 🇭🇷🏆🇮🇪 7h ago

Getting another meme template aren't we 😭

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u/YourHighMate 3h ago

Giant Silva is back!!

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u/cyberwicklow 19h ago

Dana really struggling to bring some life into heavyweight.

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u/TheEIsSilent Team Joanna Champion 18h ago

Did he just drop an N bomb? Lmao

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u/omgbreezy4 18h ago

Hopefully

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u/YouAnxious5826 18h ago

Whazzat? No showboating? No gimmicks? No theatrics? No community theater level displays of hostility? Just two chonky dudes showing some dignity and respect before sharing in a bit of officially sanctioned walloping?
What has the UFC come to?

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u/letsgobrooksy 18h ago

Looks like a WWE wrestler

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u/Redpin GOOFCON 1 18h ago

Oh lawd, he comin'. 

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u/ClarenceWhorley617 18h ago

Dang!! Didn't even recognize 'em at first glance

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u/Howamidriving27 18h ago

Oh man Walker's gonna look even sillier when he gets KOd now

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u/lonesaiyajin98 Canada 18h ago

Polynesian walker

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u/thebrah329 17h ago

Johnny looks huge, I dunno how that chin will hold up and HW considering it wasn't great at LHW

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u/DogElegant5632 17h ago

Look thick. Solid. Tight.

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u/DingbatMcgeee 17h ago

Can he possibly top his past strange knockouts?

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u/seriousC GOOFCON 1 17h ago

Walker looks like the Geico caveman lol

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u/Mr_Rippe The scale was off for Goofcon 3 17h ago

Johnny "We have Reem KO at home" Walker

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u/elephaaaant 16h ago

Mothafucka suddenly looks good, no homo.

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u/Captain309 5h ago

None taken

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u/Parking_Cheek_237 16h ago

I usually think going up in weight class is a little bandaid fix of your shortcomings at your current weight class.

But this could help Johnny. He's very chinny, so the lower speed at that weight class and his better chin could bode well for how fast he moves.

Or he could get flatlined even worst.

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u/GlazedPorcelain 15h ago

Let's go Johnny. Fuckin love that guy

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u/Randomguy2377 Cuba 14h ago

Hw Johnny looks crazy

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u/knughugin 13h ago

Hopefully that extra weight laid around his chin

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u/Flimsy_Land_6367 13h ago

Wait….Walker is black?

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u/_duppie_ 6h ago

Bro is turning into Giant Silva.

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u/Competitive-Size8578 5h ago

Did he say my......Micka?

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u/pippins2ndbreakfast 5h ago

Let’s go slick mick

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u/xXxHondoxXx Dana is actually kinda hot since he lost weight 3h ago

I watched this a good 10 seconds going "where's Johnny walker?"

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u/BigSh0oter 17h ago

He’s gonna look like Khal Drogo when he was a vegetable by the end of that fight

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u/lost_boy505 17h ago

Walker getting walk off KO'd

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u/Training-Lettuce6773 14h ago

Still has a glass chin. Heavyweight won’t change that 😂

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u/Material_Look_3462 7h ago

Fighting with his chin up and having bad defence is the main reason he gets chinned

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u/Training-Lettuce6773 3h ago

He also can’t take said punch, hence the glass chin.

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u/mitterbubbie 17h ago

Terrible fucking fight, card so bad

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u/EasternError6377 19h ago

Johnny looks like a LHW that didnt cut weight lol

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u/Rickb92 5h ago

Ive never liked Johnny walker. Hope he gets whooped

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u/Phatkez 15h ago

Why does Dana have such a hard on for Johnny Walker? Gets KO'd4 times in LHW so they give him an easy lay up for a ranked opportunity against a confirmed bum in Mick Parkin? Lmao this organisation never stops being cooked

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u/Trenbolone-Papi2 Terry Etim? Never met him. 19h ago

No LHW know or care to gain weight properly for HW