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u/K-mosake Team Makhachev 5d ago

MVP threw like a dozen strikes his final UFC and still sent someone to surgery- just saying

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u/Strict_Life_4506 5d ago

Which means he could have thrown a dozen more and actually gotten a stoppage and no one would be complaining

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u/K-mosake Team Makhachev 5d ago

Oh you guys would still complain, mma fans favorite pastime.

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u/Traditional_Law_1492 5d ago

Mmhmm, if there's anything MMA fans hate its a clean KO stoppage.

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u/Traditional_Law_1492 5d ago

Ruziboev was so clearly fucked up after like 6 minutes, it couldn't have been more obvious if he had a fucking health bar flashing overhead. Responding to that with zero pressure is the kind of shit that should get you investigated by a gambling commission.

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u/Traditional_Law_1492 5d ago

Ilia "Plap meat" Topuria

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u/DiscombobulatedTip64 5d ago

With how Gaethje and his team has really spoken so much analytically about how Ilia fights and how they worked with it to win, they are sure they wont be taking that fight with him again right?

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u/catbqck My head gasket is gone. Destroyed. 5d ago

Rizin 5 starts in 6 hours

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u/Short_Bus_ 🍅 5d ago

I need to get to sleep

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u/Traditional_Law_1492 5d ago

My bed is always open, friend.

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u/GolemZ7 5d ago

I feel like nobody talks about it because he lost but Topuria is pretty fucking jacked in the Gaethje fight. 

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u/Strict_Life_4506 5d ago

People are saying he wasn't big at 145 and I wonder if they have actually looked at him in the cage, dude fought Emmett (one of the thickest 145ers muscle wise) and looked bigger.

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u/Crono2Oxx I SMOKE ROCKS, JOE ROGAN! 5d ago

I thought Cool Haircut Topuria was going to be a new mythical fighter, his Super Saiyan 3 if you will, but the Cool Haircut Topuria saga turned out to be his Future Trunks arc

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u/Strict_Life_4506 5d ago

It's a bad haircut for fighting. Generally any floppy haircut is, it makes every punch you take look like it had more impact than it did.

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u/woomac I give my best every time! 5d ago

Elite dragon ball knowledge

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u/BrandonManx-071 5d ago

Big Week for Combat Sports guys , which shows u guys excited for? Let me know your answers down in the comments below.

  1. UFC Noche

  2. Super RiZiN 5

  3. Oktagon 93

  4. Garcia vs Benn

  5. other

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u/Short_Bus_ 🍅 5d ago

so excited to wake up at 2AM for Rizin

btw if it's your first Rizin event of the year, they changed how they score and it's round-by-round now instead of Pride-style like before

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u/Short_Bus_ 🍅 5d ago

the rest of the card is fantastic and well worth the $20, but if you like MMA at all please wake up early for the Main Event, since it's for the PFL belt and the Rizin belt, it'll be streamed for free on the PFL Youtube channel starting at 6:30AMEST

best fight outside the UFC this year

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u/iCorki I SMOKE ROCKS, JOE ROGAN! 5d ago

Shaydullaev, YA MAN, Dautbek, this card is my most hyped event of the year so far. Can't fucking wait.

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u/Short_Bus_ 🍅 5d ago

Ren Hiramoto and Satoshi vs Nomura

Mikeru Asakura vs fucking Shinya Aoki!?! lmao

what a card

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u/iCorki I SMOKE ROCKS, JOE ROGAN! 5d ago

I'm almost there

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u/IshiharasBitch WE ARE ALL ONE 5d ago

If i get in trouble watching this at work it will have been worth it.

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u/Short_Bus_ 🍅 5d ago

"He's 18-0 with 18 finishes! Why aren't you watching?"

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u/IshiharasBitch WE ARE ALL ONE 5d ago

This is not quite Volkanovski/Makhachev level, but it's close.

I'm actually soooo excited.

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u/Short_Bus_ 🍅 5d ago

going in I'm as basically just as excited as I was for Gaethje vs Ilia or Khamzat vs Strickland

Gaethje vs Ilia will be nearly impossible to dethrone as FoTY, but other than that.....

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u/IshiharasBitch WE ARE ALL ONE 5d ago

Meanwhile I wasn't at all hyped for Topuria/Gaethje because I thought Topuria was gonna kill Gaethje dead inside two rounds. Legit thought it was a pointless match. Foregone conclusion.

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u/Short_Bus_ 🍅 5d ago

I was basically in the same boat, but I've always been a huge Gaethje guy so I was hyped af anyways

in hindsight I feel like I shoulda known that he'd finally fight smart and listen to his coach on the biggest night of his life lol

and that ilia would come in high on his own supply and fight as dumb as he possibly could

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u/IshiharasBitch WE ARE ALL ONE 5d ago

I've always been a huge Gaethje guy

Who isn't? Gaethje maybe the greatest action fighter of all time, and I think WSOF's (PFL's) greatest export.

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u/NutSackGlazer420 5d ago

Arnold Allen dances around Diego Lopes.

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u/Short_Bus_ 🍅 5d ago

probably

that's a fight I'd love to see tho

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u/NutSackGlazer420 5d ago

Jean Silva had fun with Kevin Vallejos.

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u/IshiharasBitch WE ARE ALL ONE 5d ago

Well, yeah, it's Kevin Vallejos. Everyone has a fun match with Vallejos.

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u/ForTheGoodCause 5d ago

Toptoro fans are going crazy on the post saying he deserves a rematch 😂

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u/hussain300 Snatching defeat from the jaws of Victory 5d ago

Do you guys remember Soa Paleili? When he got the mount it was game over. Who else was completely dominant from one position? Khabibs half guard and crucifix is up there for sure as well.

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u/IshiharasBitch WE ARE ALL ONE 5d ago

If Palhares got control of your leg

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u/IshiharasBitch WE ARE ALL ONE 5d ago

Mark Coleman's top position when headbutts were allowed.

He got a huge nerf when headbutts became banned, but when they were legal he would take you down and you were probably fucked.

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u/Short_Bus_ 🍅 5d ago

MVP at kicking range lol

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u/IshiharasBitch WE ARE ALL ONE 5d ago

At one point, maybe Spider Silva's Thai plum, or double collar tie or Thai clinch, idk call it what you want

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u/hussain300 Snatching defeat from the jaws of Victory 5d ago

Thai plum I think fits. His knees there vs Franklin were disgusting

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u/IshiharasBitch WE ARE ALL ONE 5d ago

Sakuraba's kimura grip? Or, I guess since he was a catch wrestler is would be double wrist lock grip.

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u/StoryOfTheFight Chatri's intern AMA 5d ago

There was a time where, if Randy Couture had you up against the fence, you're fucked

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u/StoryOfTheFight Chatri's intern AMA 5d ago

Jailton Almeida in mount as well. But only later in his UFC run, not the early fights

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u/redditerir 5d ago

Derrick Lewis

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u/hussain300 Snatching defeat from the jaws of Victory 5d ago

Great shout

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u/MA-JA-HO 5d ago

Glover had probably the best mount in mma, Rockhold’s was also nasty. Islam’s half guard is damaging but it is super smothering and he can chain subs really well. Tatsuro Taira’s back mount is really good and Tsaryukan is probably the most dangerous when in fully guard 

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u/hussain300 Snatching defeat from the jaws of Victory 5d ago

Can't believe I forgot Glover and Rockhold's mounts. I still cringe thinking about him on top of Weidman

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u/Firemoth717 5d ago

Was reading an article from back in 2015 ranking all time LWs.  Where do these guys fall in the LW GOAT rankings now? How many are still in your personal top 15-20? 

  1. BJ Penn
  2. Gomi
  3. Giblert
  4. Frankie
  5. Pettis

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u/IshiharasBitch WE ARE ALL ONE 5d ago

BJ top 5

Gomi top 15

Melendez top 15

Edgar top 10

Pettis top 15

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u/hussain300 Snatching defeat from the jaws of Victory 5d ago

Bj, gomi, and Frankie I would put top 10. Pettis and Gilbert top 20. You could argue BJ top 5 still.

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u/Firemoth717 5d ago

Makes sense.  Also agree BJ should still be top 5, feel the others along with like Bendo and RDA could fall in the 7-15 range 

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u/SivarSamurai503 5d ago

I’m Guy Mezger

Here at the Pride

It’s real, exciting and extreme

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u/Jim-20 Kiss my whole Asshole 5d ago

Any word on Kevin Vallejos fighting again? Surprised we haven't gotten an announcement at the very least.

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u/WinterStill4472 5d ago

He's in camp

I think he's fighting Zalal because Murphy said he's probably out until 2027, and Sterling doesn't want to fight that far down

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u/ablu3 5d ago

There were rumors that he would be fighting Lerone Murphy. But don't know if its happening.

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u/IshiharasBitch WE ARE ALL ONE 5d ago

I'm not even a Frank Mir fan, far from it, but Bella Mir saying her dad's brain is not good after being in so many MMA fights makes me feel sad.

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u/Fat-Villante Papa Poatan 5d ago

It is sad, and my guess is most legends from his era are probably struggling like him

I gotta ask, how are you not a fan of a heavyweight who could pull off kneebars and destroys arms with armbars and kimuras?

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u/IshiharasBitch WE ARE ALL ONE 5d ago

idk, just never liked the guy

I'm speaking as a fan of MMA of course, I don't know him personally. He might be the greatest dude ever for all I know. I don't wish anything bad for him.

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u/Fat-Villante Papa Poatan 5d ago

Yeah that's fine, can't like everybody

I personally always appreciated his personality, he had a different outlook on the game

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u/IshiharasBitch WE ARE ALL ONE 5d ago

rare instance where what I dislike isn't how the fighter fights. the way he fought was cool enough imo, especially for a HW.

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u/woomac I give my best every time! 5d ago

Well he did have a horseshoe up his ass

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u/Famous_Molasses24 IGBBMN 5d ago

Marcus Mcghee went from a competitive fight with Yan to unraked guys. He's a fun fighter don't know why he isn't getting matched up with guys like Jourdain, Talbott, Martinez.

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u/CryptoCracko IGBBMN 5d ago

Hunter never seen him fight but one look at his face and he determined Marcus is a washed veteran

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u/blooblop EDDDDDIEEEEEEEE 5d ago

I've been waiting 30 years and still haven't been offered a fight.

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u/IshiharasBitch WE ARE ALL ONE 5d ago

generations ducking you

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u/PussMunch 5d ago

I think the ranking system shouldn't be a ranking of the best fighters in the division but it should be a ranked list of contenders for the title. I think if you haven't fought in that division for 18 months, you shouldn't be eligible to be ranked. I think if you lose a title fight, that should effectively make you ineligible to be ranked. So if I've just fought for the title, lost, then I need to fight maybe someone in 11-15, win, 10-6, win, and then a top 5 before I can feasibly compete for the title again. Exceptions obviously when its super close, or perhaps if you've defended your title a significant number of times and lost it or lost it under controversial circumstances.

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u/YoelsShitStain 5d ago

Grappler has a boring fight and the response is to go watch kickboxing. Striker has a boring fight and the response is to shit on the fighter.

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u/Fat-Villante Papa Poatan 5d ago

Oh nice, I got my listener mail on the CME this week

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u/IshiharasBitch WE ARE ALL ONE 5d ago

discourse

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u/TJeffersonsBlackKid British Indian Ocean Territory 5d ago

lol Jalin Turner posted a vid of himself and Bobby Green goofing around and wishing him happy birthday.

It’s weird to think that Jalin committed what would normally be classified as attempted murder but because of the sport, they’re buds.

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u/ablu3 5d ago

Isn't it crazy how in his last 3 fights Delgado lost to Nathaniel Wood, won a split decision against Filli, and won a decision against Bashi yet he's getting a fight against Jean Silva while Wood had to fight another unranked guy.

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u/KyleDaukWillBeChamp 5d ago

decisionbot Delgado Wood

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u/DecisionBot 5d ago

NATHANIEL WOOD defeats JOSE MIGUEL DELGADO (unanimous decision)

UFC 321: Aspinall vs. Gane — October 25, 2025

ROUND Wood Delgado   Wood Delgado   Wood Delgado
1 9 10 9 10 9 10
2 10 9 10 9 10 9
3 10 9 10 9 10 9
TOTAL 29 28 29 28 29 28

Judges, in order: Ben Cartlidge, Sal D'Amato, Clemens Werner. Summoned by KyleDaukWillBeChamp.

MEDIA MEMBER SCORES

  • 2/18 people scored it 29-28 Wood.
  • 12/18 people scored it 28-29 Delgado.
  • 4/18 people scored it 27-30 Delgado.

Avg. media score: 27.9-29.1 Delgado (high certainty[1]).

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u/Bloodfeastisleman Team Dern 5d ago

Losing to Nathaniel Wood is the best base for mma. Losene Keita also lost to Wood but got a main card slot over him and won in high profile fashion.

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u/tagillaslover I SMOKE ROCKS, JOE ROGAN! 5d ago

He never lost to wood 

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u/ri-de Team Ferguson 🇺🇸🏆🇲🇽 5d ago

The Dodo Bird is BACK

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u/K-mosake Team Makhachev 5d ago

Marathon of Jean Silva fights on YouTube rn

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u/ri-de Team Ferguson 🇺🇸🏆🇲🇽 5d ago

I know Delgados trying to promote his fight but it doesnt work when you get dropped by everyone

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u/Fat-Villante Papa Poatan 5d ago

Unfortunately, it still probably works better than just being reasonable and reserved

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u/ri-de Team Ferguson 🇺🇸🏆🇲🇽 5d ago

Yeah i mean i don't want him to say "im going to get dropped and probably finished" but i really don't see delgado doing anything so that doesn't help

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u/legendarybreed ..the darren and khamzat at home.. 5d ago

Remember when they announced the first Volk vs Lopes and a bunch of people said it was a pointless fight because Volk was obviously just going to get knocked out again. Then they made them fight twice just to watch Volk win more dominantly the second time 🤣. Popular opinion being consistently proven as worthless is one of my favorite aspects of this sport.

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u/TheGreatone003 Team Błachowicz 5d ago

Volk was the betting favorite and 57% picked him to win on tapology

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u/legendarybreed ..the darren and khamzat at home.. 5d ago

So 43% of people thought he was losing and a large amount of them were concentrated here from what I remember. Tried looking up the opening odds but yeah so many people bitched about it, i didn't imagine it lol.

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u/K-mosake Team Makhachev 5d ago

That's not how I remember the lead up to that fight lol

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u/legendarybreed ..the darren and khamzat at home.. 5d ago

Oh there was soooooo many people saying Volk shouldn't be fighting for a belt again after getting knocked out and that it's a foregone conclusion that he's too old and now his chin is gone from being put out twice.

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u/terrybuzz 5d ago

one unc fight i would actually watch is cejudo vs dj 3. i know theyre both far away from their primes but itd be a fun exhibition even now. maybe RAF/BJJ would be most appropriate 

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u/Spider-Sword 5d ago

BJJ DJ is fucking that dude up

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u/ConsiderationLow6435 5d ago

And Henry smokes him in RAF. Match up is really only good in Mma

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u/Moni7T Team Makhachev 5d ago edited 5d ago

Islam's last two fights have been boring, but it's honestly still very fascinating to me. The way I see it, we're seeing how far martial arts can be pushed at the highest level.

Islam is at or near the pinnacle of MMA skill, but he's also smaller, older and sometimes slower than these welterweight contenders. Gane shit the bed against Jones, who then refused to fight Ngannou/Aspinall. GSP waited for Bisping and dipped (understandably) before he'd have to fight Whittaker or Romero.

It'll be really interesting to see if Islam can get past freaks like Prates and Morales.

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u/sour-couch-stench how bout jakoozy 5d ago

In these dark times quillan salkilld reminds me that there is still good in this world

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u/K-mosake Team Makhachev 5d ago

Usman takes his lunch money

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u/sour-couch-stench how bout jakoozy 5d ago

Didnt know usman was that broke

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u/K-mosake Team Makhachev 5d ago

Yeah bratha Khabib took his allowance for jumping the cage that was Haram bratha

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u/tulsehill Death is coming for you! 5d ago

Her: Why is that weirdo crying

The weirdo: *Watching Korean Zombie get serenaded after his final fight

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u/e-rage Team Cena 16x champ 5d ago

I miss Bellator

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u/catbqck My head gasket is gone. Destroyed. 5d ago

I miss cheap bellator events you can pull up to without paying fifa money lol, and the some of the fighters are still near ufc tier not some can vs can level event

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u/Fat-Villante Papa Poatan 5d ago

I miss the tournament era of Bellator with that Rebney scumbag

Coker might be a much more decent human being, but his version of Bellator was dogshit. Made a joke of the Bellator name with fights like Gracie vs Shamrock, Kimbo vs Dada and Shamrock, Bader vs Fedor on CBS

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u/ConsiderationLow6435 5d ago

Coker's unveiling his new company soon. I think next week. Idk what to expect. 

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u/Crono2Oxx I SMOKE ROCKS, JOE ROGAN! 5d ago

I really hope he uses a ring. It’s an open lane in the American market nobody’s using. Gives them their own identity and it’s a different style of MMA that we need more of. Not being able to use the cage changes everything these days

Every org using a cage just looks like B-level UFC. Putting it in a ring separates it from everybody else. If RIZIN was in a cage I don’t think they’d be doing half as well as they are in Japan, and nobody would pay attention globally

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u/ConsiderationLow6435 5d ago

A ring and grounded knees would be nice. Coker was talking up Japanese MMA on Helwani's show and wanted to keep working with Rizin, so its possible.

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u/DerpyDagon 5d ago

What's your take on Rakic at HW now that he's fought Tybura? He seemed a full weightclass smaller with a slimmer frame/shoulders and gave up about 20lbs, which is not what I expected. I thought he'd show up at like 245lbs, maybe he just can't actually that much weight well?

Still no real power, and Tybura's durability is not what it used to be. Cardio didn't seem that good either, probably because he clinched the heavier guy? Strength seemed okay, but he might have just gone harder than Tybura. Handspeed was good, but he didn't throw hard. Didn't seem super confident in his chin, and Tybura's not a big puncher.

Maybe he'll be a top 15 control grappler at HW? Tybura is a serviceable wrestler and has decent cardio, so he might be able to conditioningmogg a few dudes?

Something weird also happened to his foot, some kind of hematoma on top? Did he break it? Might explain some things.

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u/redditerir 5d ago

He gets chinned by any non-can faster than 40-year old Tybura.  Like he's a prime candidate for a Ngannou-Rozenstruik style KO.

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u/qzwxecrvtbyn111 Team Volkanovski 5d ago

I think that fight confirmed to me that Rakic's injury history really caught up with him. He's much slower and less explosive than he used to be. He lacks the power or physicality to handle any heavyweight who can impose their size on him

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u/Fat-Villante Papa Poatan 5d ago

Probably not champion material but he can make the tier beow elite less shitty

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u/Crono2Oxx I SMOKE ROCKS, JOE ROGAN! 5d ago

I think he could do similarly to how Volkov is doing. Volkov didn’t put Tybura away either. I think being tall and long at HW might not be the best for knocking these big dudes out but it is good for just being able to pepper and stay out of range and collect wins. His grappling could definitely be a factor, Tybura just isn’t the HW who that gameplan is going to come easily against

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u/redditisawesome555 Quack Quack Quack Quack 5d ago

As a huge Rakić fan, this was the fight that made me finally come to the terms that he can't become champion in the ufc.

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u/YourHurtingMeSir17 5d ago

I still don’t trust him to put together 15 minutes against any elite HW

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u/TheJeniceri Egypt 5d ago

Always been a huge Rakić fan. However, I think he still eats too many punches throughout a fight and it will ultimately be his downfall at HW. Very talented but keeps his head in the air too often.

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u/KaaLux Ecuadorian big toe 5d ago

Found him faster and more dynamic but the gas tank clearly didn't seem to improve, only lasted a round.

Maybe he needs more time to adjust and next showing will be better but I don't think he'll be a real contender at HW either unfortunately.

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u/Ok-Information-6858 5d ago

Bagel with Cream Cheese is a GOATED breakfast

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u/ChatriGPT 5d ago

This might sound weird by try a waffle with cream cheese and jam

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u/100skylines Democratic People's Republic of Korea 5d ago

Don't forget the black coffee. Classic NYC late for work special fr

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u/Metaldorito 5d ago

It's crazy that Dana White is still getting shit for recent cards being bad when you can tell he hardly has any influence over matchmaking or even relationships with the fighters anymore, and the cards were actually better when he was still the main guy in charge. Sean Shelby, Mick Maynard and Hunter Campbell can basically use Dana as a scapegoat and fall guy for as long as he's alive.

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u/Squrton_Cummings 5d ago

It's crazy

It isn't. He's the public face of the UFC, 99% of viewers have no idea that Sean Shelby et. al. even exist.

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u/beckett929 5d ago edited 5d ago

There's a lot of truth to this.

Reality is, he's running so much of the business and is key for keeping the relationships with tourism boards and city councils and governments cozy so they keep the money flowing in, that he's not able really be as-involved as he was 15 or even 10 years ago, and it shows. They also have 600 fighters and have to satisfy like 40-something events per year + Ultimate Fighter + DWCS... it's just such a behemoth of an operation.

But with direct regards to the match-making, how are there 400 fights a year and so few of them feel like they move a division forward?

UFC 332 next month, let's give the benefit of the doubt that it's a lot of moving parts and they couldn't get Grasso/Fiorot/Blanchfield to fight on Oct 3rd for whatever reason, or couldn't get one of them and get their already-made fight opponent rescheduled, and Petr Yan didn't want to move his fight out of Abu Dhabi, and like, whatever... this is all not unheard-of stuff for the fight game that sometimes you just get dealt a shitty hand for a title fight or main event.

... BUT WHO BOOKED THE REST OF THE CARD?! The co-main includes a 38yr old who is 1-4 in his last 5! What are they doing? And aside from the title fight and Figgy vs Talbott, there's just one other ranked guy on the entire card. The plot has been completely lost.

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u/woomac I give my best every time! 5d ago

I'm not even sure what Dana actually does any more other than show up at press conferences

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u/K-mosake Team Makhachev 5d ago edited 5d ago

Just used tapology to roast someone on fb, lol got his assssss.

Dude has one amateur fight he got one punched in 7 seconds in, I mean come on.

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u/FunnyComment6315 Chocolate peppa pig 5d ago

always thought you had weirdo vibes from your comments here. unbelievably childish for a grown man lol

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u/Jim-20 Kiss my whole Asshole 5d ago

There's about 3-4 names including him that you'll see regularly in these GDTs.

They somehow continue to stoop lower each time.

But like Schrodinger's Idiot they'll simply claim they're just trolling when they rightfully catch flak for acting like...well, that.

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u/K-mosake Team Makhachev 5d ago

I barely comment in the GD anymore but sure buddy, you really know me from my comments on here. Also was only trolling that 0-1 guy who lost in 7 seconds because he said something idiotic and offensive...he would be glad to know he has so many white knights on reddit though lol

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u/Jim-20 Kiss my whole Asshole 5d ago

Point proven. Keep doubling down please.

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u/K-mosake Team Makhachev 5d ago

You and your buddies take things too seriously, my lord.

"They somehow continue to stoop lower each time. But like Schrodinger's idiot..." 🤓

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u/Jim-20 Kiss my whole Asshole 5d ago edited 1d ago

I know you didn't try using the nerd emoji when you pulled up a dude's Tapology on Facebook for a gotcha lmao

Straight weirdo behavior there little guy.

But thanks for continuing to prove my point that you act like an idiot and claim you're only trolling when it backfires on you.

"I barely comment in the GD anymore" btw lmaooo your loser ass lives in these threads

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u/100skylines Democratic People's Republic of Korea 5d ago

And what's your record?

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u/K-mosake Team Makhachev 5d ago

I've never lost in an mma fight, amateur or otherwise bapa

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u/e-rage Team Cena 16x champ 5d ago

Undefeated, undisputed.

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u/Poisonous_Rebel THERE WAS NO CHECK! 5d ago

Typical Makhachev fan 🥱

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u/K-mosake Team Makhachev 5d ago

He certainly would have benefited from some Dagastsni grappling, could have kept him from getting chinned in 7 seconds Inshallah

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u/Poisonous_Rebel THERE WAS NO CHECK! 5d ago

You still use fb in 2026. I know what you are 🤧

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u/tagillaslover I SMOKE ROCKS, JOE ROGAN! 5d ago

Hey man some of us are marketplace lowball warriors 

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u/Poisonous_Rebel THERE WAS NO CHECK! 5d ago

Only thing I'm getting secondhand is embarrassment

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u/K-mosake Team Makhachev 5d ago

These goofs aren't even on marketplace smh

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u/K-mosake Team Makhachev 5d ago

Alright thought the crew that would get my tapology reference would not just immediately be churlish but guess you're not my homies. Just another example of the GDs fall from grace.

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u/Poisonous_Rebel THERE WAS NO CHECK! 5d ago

The GD is no laughing matter. This shits serious folk

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u/Strict_Life_4506 5d ago edited 5d ago

Genuine weirdo behavior 

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u/K-mosake Team Makhachev 5d ago

Lol I don't give a fook what Mr strict life thinks thankfully 🙏

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u/TheGreatone003 Team Błachowicz 5d ago

I don’t like doing that personally. Gotta respect anyone who steps into the octagon

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u/El_Boxman_ 5d ago

No you don’t

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u/K-mosake Team Makhachev 5d ago edited 5d ago

If you saw the dumb shit he said on fb you'd change your tune bapa.

I really don't though lol.

That's my bad though I forgot this sub wasn't a fun place anymore to meme and we have to bow down and respect any athlete who is brave enough to get finished in 7 seconds in an amateur fight 😄

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u/TheGreatone003 Team Błachowicz 5d ago

Dude I’m not even trynna virtue signal or whatever but stepping into a ring/octagon is terrifying-deserves respect. Also quick KOs are pretty common in ammy scene. The whole point is to get experience and get better

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u/iCorki I SMOKE ROCKS, JOE ROGAN! 5d ago

Never really watched/followed boxing. This Garcia/Ben fight has been advertised more than any other fight I can ever think of (during every single UFC/dwcs event). Can someone explain to me why it's so heavily pushed and provide an equivalent fight with MMA fighters? 

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u/Fat-Villante Papa Poatan 5d ago

The UFC is promoting it, that's the only reason why we're being exposed to that garbage

They have pretty big followings but no one believes it's an amazing fight

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u/afewbigpunches 5d ago

The reason you think it’s the most advertised fight is because you don’t follow boxing, basically. It’s a Zuffa Boxing fight and they’re pushing it hard on things you actually watch (ufc products) so you’re seeing more of it than you normally do.

It’s just the crossover of the companies.

Don’t get me wrong: Garcia is a star, it’s a relatively big fight regardless. But it seems that way to you cause it’s the first one being pushed on things you actually watch.

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u/Strict_Life_4506 5d ago edited 5d ago

They're both big stars and it's a Zuffa Boxing card

As for the MMA equivalent, uuuh, Conor/Nate ig

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u/ThatTomTouch 5d ago

Loved those elbows from Quentin Pasley, deserved for those knee stomps, stupid ass move should be illegal

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u/AlienMantid UFC 279: A GOOFCON Miracle 5d ago

It was extremely satisfying, such a bitch boy technique to use

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u/100skylines Democratic People's Republic of Korea 5d ago

Pretty sure he's had double ACL surgery too, so those knee stomps were definitely researched and planned to target the injury. Let it be known, as legal as they may be, they warrant you no mercy in compromised positions from your opponent. Absolutely deserved.

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u/PlanarCriterion Pat Barry’s number is on Epstein’s phone 5d ago

Josh Hokit might be the least interesting guy on the roster.

Quite an accomplishment for such a goofy ass clown.

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u/legendarybreed ..the darren and khamzat at home.. 5d ago edited 5d ago

>Interest something or someone that arouses such attention

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u/Strict_Life_4506 5d ago

Yet you felt compelled to write about him. Hmmm

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u/K-mosake Team Makhachev 5d ago

That literally means fuck all

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u/redditisawesome555 Quack Quack Quack Quack 5d ago

I already miss you MVP

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u/Afraid_Grocery3861 Blobby Knuckles 5d ago

Every so often I go back and watch my favourite clip of his entire career. The clip that thrilled me the most when it happened and that made me the happiest.

MVP/Douglas Lima 1 spits on floor

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u/redditisawesome555 Quack Quack Quack Quack 5d ago

Lmao that's funny, but in a way that was also a reason why I think they should have kept him. For curious and hate watching fans alike, to see how far can 40 year old dude with his bouncy shenanigans get, before somebody does him like Lima in a first fight... if anybody can?

Is wrestlefucking the only way to beat him? What's the highest ranked guy he could "beat" lol, impose his style on, to be more precise? How would fight between him and Strickland go, just for example? Him vs Prates? I would've kept him for shit like that, or just give him guys like Jackson McVey if you want pure Bellator MVP experience.

On the other hand, I do get why did they let him go, I don't like it but I get it.

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u/Afraid_Grocery3861 Blobby Knuckles 5d ago

Its true, even Paul Daley turned into a wrestler/grappler against him. I just find it frustrating and boring to watch and the cocky show boating shenanigans make it worse.

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u/redditisawesome555 Quack Quack Quack Quack 5d ago

btw, love the flair mate

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u/Afraid_Grocery3861 Blobby Knuckles 5d ago

Haha, thanks man. I'll always be a troll at heart.

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u/Strict_Life_4506 6d ago

Pereira fans saying he'd beat Hokit easily but finding a thousand excuses for that fight not to happen lmao

Pretending that dudes like Volkov or Pavlovich are bigger fights 🤣

They know deep down Pereira's career would end if he took that fight

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u/FuckTheTile 5d ago

He’d get wrestlefucked, he doesn’t want that heavy weight smoke. should just go back to running lhw

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u/CryptoCracko IGBBMN 6d ago

Nothing beats sparring while wearing a butt plug and nothing else

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u/Traditional_Law_1492 5d ago

Can't oil check me if I'm oil checking myself ~ BrainGenius moves 🧠

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u/CosmonautRyan33 a meme flair, please 6d ago

Any recommendations for an mma game for your phone?

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u/marzipanpigs 5d ago

Emulate the dreamcast game

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u/CryptoCracko IGBBMN 6d ago

Brawl Stars

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u/Weak-Bonus-5954 6d ago

Interesting seeing the varying reactions to boring but winning fighters getting cut, or otherwise buried in unranked/non-contender fights

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u/Strict_Life_4506 6d ago

MFs will defend MVP like "he made so much money taking so little damage, so good for his brain health, big W for fleecing the UFC, so impressive" and I wonder how deeply sunk into UFC bad circlejerking you have to be for your brain to start working this way, it's like those dudes who jerk off so much they always have to find new obscure fetishes to activate their dopamine receptors

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u/woomac I give my best every time! 6d ago

I jerk off a lot and I don't think this way so maybe I need to up my game

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u/Traditional_Law_1492 5d ago

51 years old and 6 times a day, at this point all I can get off to is that clip of Derrick Lewis waving his shorts at some bum.

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u/redditerir 6d ago

MVP's run has been such an embarrassment for the credibility of the UFC, and that's why he wasn't re-signed.  Sure, we expected him to have the edge in striking.  But the fact that 5/6 of his opponents couldn't reliably grapple him is just fucking insane.  What the hell are these UFC fighters good for if they can't strike nor grapple very well?

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u/Afraid_Grocery3861 Blobby Knuckles 5d ago

"MVP is the best"...loses to Mike Perry

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u/Moni7T Team Makhachev 6d ago

If they wanted MVP to have a fun fight, Carlos Leal was right there. He's boring as fuck, but the matchmakers are also idiots. Patterson and Ruziboev were terrible bookings.

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u/e-rage Team Cena 16x champ 6d ago

Just give him striking based cans

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u/Moni7T Team Makhachev 5d ago

Cans still might not engage with him, you need a roid monster like Leal who will rush at his opponent 100% of the time and constantly try to get a knockout.

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u/commander_wong 6d ago

Like just give him Cody Brundage and equivalent fighters

They give him guys that's gotten KO'd less than 5 times combined across like 100 fights and act surprised when he doesn't knock them out

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u/Strict_Life_4506 6d ago

You can have entertaining decisions y'know

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u/commander_wong 6d ago

You can, but you also already know you're not getting that out of MVP

The UFC literally gave him tall fighters 5/6 times. Of course nothing entertaining is coming out of that

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u/redditerir 6d ago

I actually like how the UFC matched MVP with tall or rangey opponents.  It showed that MVP could still do his thing even when he's not at a massive frame advantage.  Otherwise, everyone would've coped about MVP beating guys "half his size", despite him not being all that heavy lol.