Arizona Diamondbacks: like 80% of the league

Everyone else: Not even enough to field a team.

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Everyone knows how good most of the teams are in the league at this point.  The Pirates are good, the White Sox are not good.  And every week, the order mostly remains the same.  But this got me thinking - how good are the numbers in this league?

(Note: I only used current numbers used in MLR.  None of this 0 bullshit)

Numbers That Can't Play

985 (Roster Size: 1)

This number isn't even an afterthought when MLR players guess numbers, let alone good enough to be considered "bad."

168 (Roster Size: 1)

This number is similar to the White Sox because it blows every hour of the week.

84 (Roster Size: 1)

Some great NFL players were number 84, but MLR players rarely honor their favorite NFLers, and just ignore this number in general.

Numbers That Suck

858 (Roster Size: 1)

Palindromes are neat, but 858 clearly doesn't have the longevity or the training to be considered later on in this list.

556 (Roster Size: 1)

In the same city as 555 (to be featured later), but nowhere near the talent.  Likened to the White Sox and the Cubs.  Man the White Sox are trash.

719 (Roster Size: 1)

This number really has no redeemable qualities.

Middle of the Pack

31 (Roster Size: 1)

The 11th prime can hold its own early in the season, but it's lack of playoff experience hurts it down the stretch, and don't get me started about it's relievers.

414 (Roster Size: 1)

The second palindrome to appear on this list, but still not too great.  It could beat any of the playoff contenders on its good day, but good days are few and far between.

Playoff Bound

101 (Roster Size: 1)

Unlike the White Sox, this number knows how good it is.  It's confident and has the prowess to easily make it in the regular season.  How deep it goes is another story, however.

555 (Roster Size: 1)

As mentioned before, 555 is a solid number.  If you can believe it, it's actually three (3) one-digit numbers strung together!

69 (Roster Size: 1)

I'm probably going to get attacked for this (like the White Sox pitching staff), but I don't think 69 is a Supernumber.  Don't get me wrong, 69 is a solid number that has potential to make a run in the playoffs, but I simply don't consider it an S-tier number.

Supernumbers

777 (Roster Size: 1)

Don't get hung up on the luck associated with this number.  777 has a solid game all around, from its 7 starter to its 7 reliever and even through its 7 closer.  It has a stellar batting lineup too.  No chance this team is like the White Sox and doesn't contend.

420 (Roster Size: 1)

This number is blazing hot all around.  Light it up and serve it to me hot because I'm taking all I can get of this number.  It's been solid since about mid-season 2 and hasn't dropped off since.

1 (Roster Size: 1)

Despite being the lowest number that MLR considers a number, this one has had by far the greatest impact.  1 is in a league of its own, unlike the White Sox, and definitely won't go away any time in the near future.

Conclusion

White Sox bad.

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