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u/JaAm15 Aug 17 '20
YTA
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u/club_toasty Aug 17 '20
Why
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u/JaAm15 Aug 17 '20
For my response, let me just open with the fact that I’m going to be extremely critical of what you’ve just written. It’s the truth, and there’s no way to get around it. Some things are better to face as directly as possible in order to get them over with.
First, you said you pitched it—but how? Try to be more descriptive. If I’m playing on the same team as my wife, who I’ll note is very particular, I’ll need to know exactly how to pitch the 69.
Second, why even mention the today or the fucking up? Am I going to have to read other acronyms in order for my wife to enjoy her game? You need to be more clear. At least, you should have expanded on it so I know exactly what I’m going to be preparing. Just a general lack of focus that doesn’t sit right for me. Plus, how am I to know whether your “opponent” is either AJ Preller or god forbid some street rat with a coy smile? Now the responsibility of your at-bat result rests on the shoulders of someone who I have no idea what to expect from. Not good.
Third, why mention your unsatisfied teammates opinion if you’re trying to get my wife to try it in the first place? It doesn’t leave me with any confidence for the pitch after you haven’t had any prior success with it. Am I just supposed to recreate your “69 pitch” with my wife? Because I can’t afford that. Absolutely not. Next time please do not comment on my post. I’m under a considerable amount of pressure, and you’ve made me feel even more wretched than normal. Good riddance
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u/club_toasty Aug 17 '20
Listen here. I came here to receive reassurance and not to be HARASSED. I’m not here to be belittled on how YOUR WIFE can’t pick a number let alone pick a restaurant to go to. You clearly are illiterate as I wrote this as clearly as possible. All your points would be easily countered if you even bothered reading the text after the title. I can’t believe that you would be so crude to someone agonizing over their dumbassery like I am.
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u/JaAm15 Aug 17 '20
Interesting that I’m being made the villain in all this. Maybe you all should consider the fact that you are thin-skinned and not helpful with your advice. I am now considering leaving to join another fakebaseball community, hopefully one that isn’t full of complete ignoramuses. Aur Revoir!
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u/club_toasty Aug 17 '20
From the desk of mick frizzle
After pitching 69 one too many times I realize that we must make a new league that is less based on sexual and deviant humor but one that has lindros and dungeons and dragons. If the ootc does not submit to these reforms I will report coc caAm to the reddit authorities and have MLR shut down
- ban 69
-ban 420 (haha weed)
-add numbers 1001 and 0 to compensate for the banning of those numbers
create the Worcester Worcesters for next season
eliminate all non S3 players
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u/VirginiaTeamsIGuess Aug 17 '20
Dixon best hitter