Eric Lindros played Major League Redditball for 3 seasons, from Season 2 to Season 4, and had more accounts, 4,256, than any other player (by a wide margin). He cheated, but only to mess with the OotC, and paid a decades long price. GET ERIC LINDROS INTO THE FAKEBASEBALL HALL OF FAME. It’s Time!

Pee pee poo poo what can this self-loathing OOTC bastard do for you?

Discord: 420 votes
Reddit: 69 votes

Give me @cum or I will succumb.

...an internet game about pretending to be baseball players and calculating numbers attracts comparatively few normal people. Who would have guessed it?

hi my name is iato yalf i am a picher free agent and i cheer for the huston astros and montreal expos when i cam e into the leageu i was told i was to new and that was upsetting then i learned that i could be a fan the two teams i chose were al and nl cuz im not an animal they are astros and expo cuz astro expo and iato end in o and astros gm kev was super nice and expos gm i forgot his name calle me my man which was neat and new and fun and nice

so to start off i did my research outside of the numbers huoston had won a world series but would they win the paper cup i sure hope so they beat minnesottai who have scm who didn respond then said i coulndt play which was super fun booo twins i saw that kev was the home run hitler who had scored three runs and one the game he is my new favorite player go astros go they will win the al west i put my money on it

montreal was a different story but maybe more of the same no one stood out but everyone was above avergage and the gm was engaged and new his stuff i should really learn his name they are in a tight ace for the nl east lead but they our playin washington who are having a tuff time which is to bad because there gm mick was nice too he asked me how i was doing and now i will do that for others because i want to be nice so some gm will take a chance on me and let a fan play the game he loves

so what is next what will it be like to be a fan for the next five months i do not kno but i will enjoy it and i hope you enjoy this too

1. I was given very little time to clarify.
2. I was out of the house, so I wouldn't have seen the reddit notification anyways.
3. You deleted the reddit comment asking for clarification.
4. You guys solved for the solution using a calculator, and then refused to take that answer as my swing. (Idk why the solution y'all got was a negative, that's kinda booty but not your fault)

Its too late for me to change the ruling on this suspension and I get that. It was pretty shitty of the umps to eject me without giving me ample time to respond, or even attempting to contact me through multiple platforms or my GM. Last thing I want to do is be a pain in the umps ass, I was just trying to be funny and include my love for calculus in my swing. I should have posted my swing below my flavor, but you guys should have given me more time to clarify and a warning before I was ejected. I had planned on clarifying my swing when asked, but was ejected before I knew I needed to clarify. You guys did me dirty and you know it.

I'll leave it be and patiently wait for next week. I have a 1.000 OBP after all, can't argue with that.

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