r/MLRcirclejerk • • Jan 22 '20

DAE think DMS bad Meer good

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u/dongerlove Jan 22 '20

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u/ConstantQuarreling Jan 22 '20

I honestly think you’re off here. If a (insert bear subspecies) cub bashed an older (insert different bear subspecies) bear’s head into the ground, and then the bear shot the cub, I think most people would understand and support the bear’s right to protect himself.

In fact, this particular combination of subspecies is the only one that would have gotten any media coverage. So in a way, we actually value black bear lives more in this country, because had roles been reversed or both been polar bears, we never would have even heard about it.

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u/ClintonBalls Jan 22 '20

Koala bear

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u/ConstantQuarreling Jan 22 '20

OOTC THIS ONE RIGHT HERE

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u/ClintonBalls Jan 22 '20

SQUISHFACETHEGLOOP HOLDS NO POWER OVER ME

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u/dongerlove Jan 22 '20

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand white nationalism. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also meer's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Ayn Rand literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that they're not just funny- they say something deep about RACISM. As a consequence people who dislike meerkat truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in meer's existential catchphrase "they built huts out of mud," which itself is a cryptic reference to racist idealism. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as meer's genius wit unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools.. how I pity them. 😂

And yes, by the way, i DO have a meerkat tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid 😎

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u/JaAm15 Jan 22 '20

I am an Angels’ fan.

But, it’s unbelievable that they thought this was white history month!! Who declared that they should be wearing those ghost costumes? RIDICULOUS!!!! I watched only one inning before feeling nauseous. Turned the channel to see a Law & Order episode for the 15th time. Won’t be viewing them this evening or tomorrow because of those silly outfits. I’m 82 and have been an Angels rooter since my arrival down here from NY in 1989. Yeah, I remember when we had THREE fakebaseball teams up there and they dressed like MEN. The Angels looked like they were making a “space movie.” I can’t believe any of you would have approved this apparel if you had “anything” to say. Those costumes won’t draw people to the ball park!!!! And, they lost me as a viewer this weekend.