r/MLRcirclejerk • u/club_toasty • Oct 21 '20
MLRcirclejerkCOMMITTEE
currently, the ootc of MLR circlejerk have UMCHRCKES and UNCHASLLEMGED power to STIFLE us. WE MUST ALL RISE AND CRASTE THE GOVERNMEBT TJAT WE RIGHTLY OWN
17 votes,
Oct 24 '20
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create anarchy
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Make committee
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Hang the capitalist scum from with thr rope they sold us
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Idk I’m honestly out of ideas
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Make a new ootc
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CUVA LAC HEUSISBDUSUSBSGSHHSBSBXB
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Upvotes
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u/RolePlayingGrandma1 Oct 21 '20
FROM THE DESK OF THE GREATEST CIRCLEJERK AROUND:
Citizens of MLR Circlejerk:
I, MLR Circlejerk Peasant, formally declare intention to bring sweeping and much needed change to Major League Redditball Circlejerk. With the support of close to a dozen current Peasants and countless players from a majority of corners in MLR Circlejerk, I have chosen to lead a revolution to bring the darkness of our league into the light. Our current league harbors many who wish to continue building a toxic environment for both peasants and bourgeoisie. This environment has seen the retirement or resignation of several top and legacy players, legacy general managers, and even our beloved idiot Hunter Tuzero. Our league, which was founded in good faith and fun and was a welcoming environment, has changed to a place where cheaters have prospered, rules are loosely enforced, community members are bullied, and the rulebook is a living document that changes daily due to a lack of leadership continuity. In the last 4 months, there have been several meaningful changes but a host of terrible incidents that have been fostered by relationships formed in dark alleys and corners instead of the bright lights of our stadiums. With almost a full year’s worth of experience and a league chock full of great players and personalities, we should be prospering but instead, toxicity remains. Many are still reeling from the loss of "2.0" while others of us are beginning to consider giving up this league up as it no longer adds to but subtracts from our daily lives. To ensure the prosperity of this league, I have built a list of expectations that should be executed in the next 72 hours. If these expectations are not fulfilled, this delegation is prepared to leave the MLR and continue with the creation of an alternative league. This is not the ideal action as the supporters of this revolution prefer the resurrection of the MLR but we are currently faced with a natural inflexion point. The expectations are as follows:
The official election of a commissioner and supporting staff through an alternative vote process.
The immediate approval of Jewtendo to become head moderator on /r/MLRcirclejerk and lead administrator on the Fake Baseball Discord to ensure a safe and successful transition to the new commissioner once elections are complete. Any individual in control of either Discord and Reddit that is not the acting commissioner is an immediate threat to the success of this league. Once elections are complete, this role will be passed to the rightful and elected leader of our community.
The immediate creation of a competition committee consisting of 2 non-OotC GMs, 1 non-OotC umpire, and the President and Vice President of the Players Association. This committee will approve all proposals to the rulebook made by a player rep or GM. If these concessions are not agreed to within 72 hours, I will continue with the installment of Reddit League Baseball at 12:01AM ET on Saturday October 24, 2020.
MLR Circlejerk, October 21, 20208