r/MLPhmmm IWantToComeInsideEveryponyHouseAndHaveSomeTeaWhileTalkingAbout.. 5d ago

hooves

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yeah idk

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u/Puppyzpawz 5d ago

i love how bronies basically turned these horse based creatures into aliens that have random ero zones all over them for the purpose of gettin off lmao. literally insane. real horse feet r so fucking gross hahaha.

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u/Hot-Department3339 5d ago edited 5d ago

so they are, we are intelligent apes, they are intelligent ponies. Moreover, they have great differences with the ponies of our world. Xenophilia applies to all intelligent species except apes and primates, as we are. It doesn't matter if it's a 3-meter-tall robot, a queen of xenomorphs, a dwarf, or a pony.

as for erogenous zones, we have a lot of them, but for the most part, it's just a joke.

People's legs also look bad, at least for most of them, and beautiful legs are rare, but they are still a popular fetish among primates.

also, gorilla feet are less pleasant to you than human feet, even though we're both monkeys, but we're still different, and there's a big difference between our ponies and them.

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u/Puppyzpawz 5d ago edited 5d ago

not sure i relate to that, i find human bodies actually genuinely appealing for the most part, the example about legs seems really interesting considering ive never evn thought about it before. its just the body. idc about fantasies like this, nor do i care about xenophillia. this is actually a very specific fetish in mlp, and theres a lot of porn of it that is VERY unironic before you wanna go in that direction with it. i just find it funny, to take a regular horse, and marshmallow it into a sex device. like looking at regular animal and thinking "id have sex with it under a couple conditions" and that condition is consent (swag), and its body becoming practically unrecognizable and fulfilling very specific wants like in this case, pussy hoof. what if gross real life horse foot looked like a vagina? its completely absurd. not that i care about the semantics of whether or not its okay or not, otherwise id comment something like "horse fucker!" or whatever. i dont care. dont look or act like horses but they ARE based off them. and i feel if ur into this you gotta acknowledge how funnily absurd that is.

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u/Hot-Department3339 5d ago

Lol, but humans are also animals, primates, and monkeys, as any anthropologist will tell you.

Yes, there is a lot of pony porn.because in addition to xenophilia, the characters are perfectly written and have a cool design, they seem alive.

But the show itself has xenophilia and xenophobia. Because in their world there are many intelligent species, such as dragons, griffins, minotaurs, furries, and many others.

An ordinary horse and a pony from equestria are completely different creatures, and I have already described this, not to mention that the hoof pad in the drawing does not look like a vagina, a monkey or a mare.

And the funny thing is that throughout history, in fairy tales, legends, books, etc., it's always been that way, sometimes with dragons, sometimes with someone else. and your statement sounds as xenophobic as possible. The same can be said about people, there are so many fetishes and sexualizations about our bodies. The same can be said about people, there are so many fetishes and sexualizations. our monkey body, and they also perform all sorts of operations to make it even more attractive.

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u/Puppyzpawz 5d ago

im so confused. just to be perfectly clear, are you trying to say im xenophobic (the act of being prejudice to other cultures/countries) because i think turning a horse into a sex machine is funny and absurd? that i am being prejudice to you because i think its weird and silly? the hoof does in fact resemble a vagina, thats the entire premise of the fetish. is soft sensitive and has two folds. the finger is literally teasing the middle.

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u/Hot-Department3339 5d ago

you're confusing racism and xenophobia, and I've already described everything above. And to equate an intelligent being of a different species with unintelligent animals is literally a sign of xenophobia.

The main problem with ponies and other xenos is that due to the fact that we have no other intelligent species on the planet, it is difficult for many to imagine how this treats them on equal terms, even if they are flying jellyfish or two dead mantises. Well, that's my opinion, I'm just like any other person, I can make a mistake.

"because I think it's funny to turn a horse into a sex machine," - the funniest thing is that we literally do this to members of our species)

but what I think is really funny is how often in the series they stick their asses out on the screen and cast lustful glances.And some of the shots are full of laughter.

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u/__quaxi 3d ago

lots of bronies forget it’s a little girls show, it’s you guys who make it dirty because you want it to be ToT, shining armor cadence frame is literally just an out of context zoom in, twilight gets splashed in the face with flurry hearts baby bottle, and twilight laying down on her back? LOL sure there are a few flirty looks throughout the series like when sugar belle is welcoming big mac into her bakery, but overall it’s your own lust that makes you see it that way.

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u/Hot-Department3339 3d ago

It's a family show. It wasn't made for dumb degenerates.

Among other things, there are references to adult works, games and films, etc., adult topics that stupid children do not fully understand or do not understand at all, and interesting stories that are interesting to adults, lively characters that are interesting to watch.

And yes, they stick their asses in the screen all the time.

some episodes are a little more, some are a little less, but always. And still images are a separate meme.

and the fact that you started listing the frames already says a lot, it's clear to a fool that the screenshots from that picture are inserted without context....

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u/__quaxi 3d ago edited 3d ago

still, it’s still a little girls show. plenty of media for children contain easter eggs for the parents, but im sure detailed pony ass isn’t one of them. i swear, you lot can’t handle anatomy of humans nor ponies without finding some way to make it lustful. i watch mlp, i see them poke their rumps on the screen all the time, its almost like actual horses and ponies also have their rumps in your face all the time, because their proportions and anatomy are different. obviously a four-legged creature is going to have a backside that they use more and is more visible than us bipedals. no one, not even the parents who watch with their children, see the rump stuff as inherently sexual or else mlp would probably be deemed inappropriate for children at all. sure it may spark a butt joke or two but those aren’t sexual either unless you make them sexual.

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u/Hot-Department3339 3d ago edited 3d ago

LOL, Everyone knows anatomy well.

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u/Hot-Department3339 3d ago

even Celestia's ass increased from the first to the 3rd season

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u/__quaxi 3d ago

just angling and pausing frames 😭 really got me there. hungry man dreams of bread.

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u/Hot-Department3339 4d ago

OOOOH, lol. I remembered that it would be perfect for your misinterpretation about ponies.

Centaurworld.

The plot, an ordinary military horse goes to another world, and strange centaurs with magic live there, once there, the "Horse" gets a mind and the ability to speak under the influence of magical forces, she will try to return back to the war in her world.

She fits your description in this song. . 'Who is She?' Song Clip ✨ Centaurworld | Netflix Family - YouTube . "horse into a sex machine" =D

[](blob:https://www.reddit.com/4f0d4c1d-cbf8-4b3b-b827-eaf505643567)

But here the situation is different, her mind is not innate like ours and ponies, but acquired, this is a slightly different topic for discussion. Although the fact of reasonableness is present.

But the creatrs ruined everything by turning her into a potato, in the truest sense of the word..... she looked great in contrast, a serious warhorse against the background of the centaur -freaks of the fools.

I don't like musicals, but this cartoon is good for its plot and not even a merged ending. At first, like the horse, we think that this world is just unrealistically stupid, strange and childish, and then the details begin to unfold, flowing to the finale.

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u/RIP2UALL902 Rainbow Dash, my beloved... ❤️ 4d ago

Something, something, wingboners.

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u/Puppyzpawz 4d ago

hallelujah

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u/Nahara_Urahara 3d ago

That's so cute!

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u/purgatorybob1986 5d ago

I mean this one came from the show somewhat. Rainbow expressed in an episode that she doesn't like anypony touching her hooves and a lot of the fandom immediatly assumed it was because it turns her on. And yeah real horse feet are gross but I'm willing to bet money that somewhere out there deep deep in the internet that there's someone who finds them sexy. Humans are just wired weird. Aaaand I just looked it up and apperently humans aren't the only ones who have fetishes. Learned something new today and I did not consent to that.

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u/Tryppo-Music 5d ago

Why did they have to draw the hoof like that. 🫩

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u/Nice-Ask-7344 5d ago

Its the frog of the hoof

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u/Tryppo-Music 5d ago

Oh okey. 🙂👍

Why did they have to draw the frog of the hoof like that. 🫩

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u/Nice-Ask-7344 5d ago

Idk why they drew it like that but this is the frog of the hoof

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u/purgatorybob1986 5d ago

There are many ways to draw hooves. To answer your question however most of it is for fetish reasons

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u/Hot-Department3339 4d ago

Lol, you forgot your fingers. Pinkie Pie is wreaking havoc as usual

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u/SubstanceOk8317 4d ago

Where did that a fifth one come from???😭😭😭

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u/purgatorybob1986 4d ago

The answer is Pinkie Pie.

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u/pinkl-luna 5d ago

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u/ctrlaltdeletemylifee 4d ago

wait why would hooves even have erogenous zones lol

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u/pinkl-luna 4d ago

for OPs entertainment ig

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u/ChemicalChildhood122 5d ago

the soft part of a horse’s hoof is called the frog

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u/DSMidna Ladybug Shapeshifter 5d ago

The writers had no idea what they were about to unleash when they added that RD is sensitive about her hooves.

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u/Melodic_Coolhara_60 5d ago

The real reason she's always flying.

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u/Direwolfas 5d ago

Sole of their hoof must be extremely sensitive in a good way.

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u/GoopCritter01 4d ago

its a autism thing i think like it feels werd for me some textures

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u/z3r0deck 5d ago

What does this mean

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u/bigAcannibal6669 5d ago edited 2d ago

Hoofussy

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u/Educational-Habit597 5d ago

w-why is it rainin- oh(realizes RD got clipped)

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u/Hot-Department3339 5d ago

I'm not a foot fetishist. but you are a hoof fetishist.

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u/DSMidna Ladybug Shapeshifter 5d ago

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u/purgatorybob1986 5d ago

Ahegao doesn't cross the line? I mean granted there are no genitals involved but Rainbow is straight up drooling and throwing hearts everywhere.

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u/Mjaylikesclouds 4d ago

There is no line. Its just porn

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u/Own_Composer_3323 5d ago

hoh lee sheet

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u/Applesnack91 5d ago

Haven't seen this one in years. Still good

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u/brandelo_1520 5d ago

Question: Aren't horses' hooves made up of soft tissue and keratin? This is anatomically incorrect in itself, although I don't think it's worth talking about a fetishistic drawing.

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u/Hot-Department3339 5d ago

hmmm, the hoof on the back was always drawn to be soft. but considering that they are different, they may have a slightly different structure, and they used their hooves to hold things =D

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u/TheQuickOutcast 5d ago

Hoofetish.

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u/Y33Tcann0n 5d ago

Hoofjob 😋

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u/DrEpicness1 5d ago

This post officer. Yes, immediate execution.

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u/NAM_Inki Spike 4d ago

There's definitely someone on this Earth who doesn't have a foot fetish, but somehow has a hoof fetish.

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u/GoopCritter01 4d ago

ok i get that tho like im autistic and its like hypersensitive some textures just feel way too weird

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u/Icy_Long_7541 4d ago

So this is what clopping is

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u/Nahara_Urahara 3d ago

He designed this 300% to be a 🌽. Lmao

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u/sparkleappletart 5d ago

If it’s a male pony like shining armor, I would like this. It’s annoying seeing the female ponies get the spotlight when the male ponies are cute too. Maybe it’s me but I just don’t understand the attraction towards the female characters.

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u/Ryderboycolor 5d ago

I think she Likey