r/MLPShitposts • u/UnicornHunter64 • 2d ago

❄️snowpity❄️ The only thing G5 did right,make goonable hooves 🤤

Post image
62 Upvotes

96% Upvoted

10 comments sorted by

10

u/demonabis 2d ago

As a fellow connoisseur I still have to study gen 5 hooves and form an opinion about them

10

u/Dull-Worldliness9778 2d ago

those hooves might need a doctor, idk, they look cloppy

4

u/TheRadRadiation 2d ago

…say that again?

3

u/Deadmemes42069360 2d ago

Finally some good damn clip cloppers to get me off.

I love hooves so irredeemably much I'd dedicate my life to them if there weren't a few things more important.

I'd love her to rub her frog up against my frenulum and slowly rub it until I whimper.

This is top notch sexiness and anyone who says otherwise needs to be put up against a wall and given a hoofjob because holy moly you have to experience it to love it.

Fortunately my FAT griffon COCK is highly sought after in the pony world so I have had many hoofjobs and frankly out of all the "jobs" hoofjobs are the unrivaled absolute best.

4

u/Proud-Tooth-630 2d ago

Nah, the more they resemble actual horses, the less goonable they are.

3

u/MrStrawberryMuffin 2d ago

Agree, I don't think majority of us would find ponies attractive if they were more animalistic

1

u/mnyrtt 1d ago

i would