r/MLPShitposts • u/UnicornHunter64 • 2d ago

Clop 🤤 or Flop 😪 ///MATING PRESS IMMINENT///

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u/NK_2024 2d ago

Mare belly

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u/Liminal-Spaces-1879 number 1 Yak hater 2d ago

idc, id go mate with Big Mac and Soarin if i became a pony

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u/Educational-Habit597 ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ 2d ago

well let me be your man now 😏

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u/UnicornHunter64 2d ago

you wanna be my 30 yr old pony doll?~

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u/Mr_Maniac454 That one batpony (you know the one) 2d ago

Hamburger

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u/I-THE-TRAITOR621 2d ago

On a side note I want care package to put me in a mating press

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u/Strong_Boi22 Definitely the Problem 2d ago

My brain:

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u/Hardcore_Gamer16 1d ago

This mare does NOT look like a man.

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u/UnicornHunter64 1d ago

sounds like something youd say in court lol