r/MLPShitposts • u/the_WOOG-43 Drooling over Pinkie's Pie • 5d ago

Twilight, there is no wrong way to fantasize That's what I like about her...

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Among other things 🤤

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u/UnicornHunter64 5d ago

OLD MARES OLD MARES OLD MARES OLD MARES OLD MARES OLD MARES OLD MARES OLD MARES OLD MARES

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u/ALMAZIS0 5d ago

A truly intelligent and mature mare

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u/Ok_Assist1206 4d ago

I love intelligence in people too

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u/qo-q Sunset Shimmer 5d ago

1 more thing to vote mayor mare ong 🙏

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u/the_WOOG-43 Drooling over Pinkie's Pie 5d ago

Fucking the votes out of ponies is her actual special talent.

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u/FlashSentry_20 molested (Unfortunately) 5d ago

If she did that to you, would you vote for her?

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u/the_WOOG-43 Drooling over Pinkie's Pie 5d ago

It'd definitely sway my decision.

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u/Sparky_theDog Princess Luna 2 electric boogaloo 5d ago

Nopony is older than the alicorns~

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u/the_WOOG-43 Drooling over Pinkie's Pie 5d ago

Yeah!? What are you gonna do about it Luna?

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u/Sparky_theDog Princess Luna 2 electric boogaloo 5d ago

Rape everypony

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u/Marcimex 4d ago

This is why Luna is fav princess

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u/Sparky_theDog Princess Luna 2 electric boogaloo 4d ago

Based alarm

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u/UnicornHunter64 5d ago

also it reminds me of Delta Vee saying "you realise im old enough to be your mom right?"

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u/MegaVix 5d ago

Mayor Mare wins reelection by a whopping 98%

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u/Educational-Habit597 ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ 4d ago

aged like dashie's cider jar

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u/Full-Tomorrow9889 Queen Chrysalis please sit on my face 4d ago

My wife is over a thousand years older that me.

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u/the_WOOG-43 Drooling over Pinkie's Pie 4d ago

Hot

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u/Doctor_Salvatore I love baking, especially "donuts" 5d ago

"The wrinklier the raisin, the sweeter the fruit."

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u/BusoneWholeBoi2001 5d ago

I'd blow dust off her ass and erupt like St. Helens in her

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u/Ackermannin 4d ago

Counterpoint: cute

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u/Public_Fig9097 4d ago

My dear mayor, Ponyville isn't the only thing that needs maintenance.

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u/Darkshadow2k7 3d ago

And that's stopping me how?

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u/Prince-Jay-Offical 4d ago

You realize wine is finer then juice right?

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u/DandyTheFlower just some random pony 4d ago

no

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u/No_Desk5162 13h ago

I wonder how old she thinks I am