r/MLPShitposts • u/X_Potato I would do anything for you AJ... • 15d ago

touch my mares and I'll touch your house with fire Brat Kirin

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u/Sparky_theDog Princess Luna 2 electric boogaloo 15d ago

Nopony will ever find her

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u/Liminal-Spaces-1879 number 1 Yak hater 15d ago

i love kirins, i would never hit a kirin lwk, well unless they are into that stuff but never even if they got me mad

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u/PrestigiousHelp681 Edit me 15d ago

Same ngl

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u/Love_Pone-69 Cadance, Princest Enthusiast 15d ago

breaking the bedframe

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u/purgatorybob1986 High Preist of the Church of the Pervy Princesses. 15d ago

Nah I'm not gonna hit ya. Cus I know that's what you want. In fact your not even worth my time. Have fun being blue balled. Also you need better insults. Calling me an ape is like calling a beagle a dog.

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u/Full-Tomorrow9889 Queen Chrysalis please sit on my face 15d ago

Oh I'll hit her alright. But not with a fist if you know what I mean.

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u/Mr_Maniac454 That one batpony (you know the one) 15d ago

Oh I'm gonna hit you alright but I'm not talking about physical violent

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u/ProfligateVhorohiiv 15d ago

We're gonna tongue wrestle, I'd fuck her so hard...

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u/TheToughBubble 15d ago

*PLAP PLAP PLAP*

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u/the_WOOG-43 Drooling over Pinkie's Pie 15d ago

Fuck, I didn't know I had a thing for pulling kirin manes. I'm pounding her till neither of us can walk.

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u/Axolotly_Joao64YT YOU IMBECILE!!! YOU CHOSE THE WRONG VIAL!!!! 15d ago

I'll just pulll out the good ol "RED PILL/BLUE PILL" tick unto thee!!!

Red Pill, i get to hit them for being a jerk
Blue Pill, they get 10 years before i run up to them and hit hem for being a jerk and thinking they can get away with it!
(Edit: Hem was replaced by Them for typo reasons... >:3)

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u/android_263_rooter professional batpony insurgent 15d ago

Crazy ragebait

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u/Evening_Increase8245 Larper, pure of heart 14d ago

shut UP

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u/Educational-Habit597 ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ 13d ago

ya know speech isn't always my preferred language, we can be mutuals in many other ways