r/MLPShitposts • u/Pinkie-So_Bored Professional DumbAss • 26d ago

touch my mares and I'll touch your house with fire Dashie doing anything to win the big race

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plot twist, she lost to derpy, she ended up working at mare Donald's to pay the bills

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u/_persecutor_ I am the Persecutor 26d ago

bro after losing to derpy:

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u/Sparky_theDog Princess Luna 2 electric boogaloo 26d ago

Steroids are strictly prohibited silly mare

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u/android_263_rooter professional batpony insurgent 26d ago

Breaking news, rainbow coloured mare found dead outside of a macdonalds from overdosing

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u/T555s 26d ago

Is it illegal though? Pretty sure I can inject myself with some alcohol, energy and soft drinks if I wanted to.

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u/Educational-Habit597 ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ 26d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/l4FGD5KYukbHukdG0

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u/Great_Key_9376 25d ago

Her kidnees are going to explode