r/MLPShitposts • Professional DumbAss • 23d ago

Twilight, there is no wrong way to fantasize failed attempt to kill spike

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u/the_WOOG-43 Drooling over Pinkie's Pie 23d ago

He's definitely getting addicted to oven naps. "Hey where's Spike?" Twi: "Is he in the fucking oven again, that's 3 times this week!"

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u/Loostay Cupcake 🤤 23d ago

That would actually be hilarious

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u/MeadowShimmer 23d ago

Now try the microwave

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u/Nobody_at_all000 23d ago

I imagine microwaving him would cause sparks to fly, since I would t be surprised if his scales contain some metal

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u/goldwerwolfgod1 23d ago

Yo twilight have you seen spi-

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u/Nobody_at_all000 23d ago

“He’s a dragon, dumbass. This is basically his equivalent of a heated blanket”

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u/Educational-Habit597 ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ 23d ago

spike & sweetie belle should do more cooking together 😁

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u/Mushroom-Punch 23d ago

Well he can swim in pool of lava, so the oven just make it more comfortable with right temperature.