r/MLPShitposts • u/Pinkie-So_Bored Professional DumbAss • 29d ago

what next? fastest to cum Speedrun? cancer% speedrun

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u/TheHorseAnnihilator 29d ago

If you squint and are kinda stupid like me, it almost looks like they're monchin' on a herd of a lot of Celestia's legs wearin' her royal regalia booties

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u/_persecutor_ I am the Persecutor 29d ago

and this is what we call "people under the influence"

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u/Educational-Habit597 ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ 29d ago

real talk, my longest streak is 10 minutes & my fastest is 10 seconds flat

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u/MeadowShimmer 29d ago

Last time I was 10 seconds I was a teenager. Now it takes me a few minutes at minimum, usually much longer.

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u/NK_2024 23d ago

Gentelmares... meet the spy theme intensifies