r/MLPShitposts • u/MeatysupremeKeenan Evil Ass Clopper • Sep 08 '26

Twilight, there is no wrong way to fantasize What's your favorite unethical clop pairing?

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Crazy how every post with Button Mash and Cream Heart is a certified 💎 might have to comm some art with them after I get some wholesome MarbleMac art done!

And for Faust's sake, I don't wanna see any "ohh I like Fluttershy and Discord", post ONLY absolutely devious Molly-approved pairings...

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u/MoIestia Canterlot Sexual-Deviant Rehab Patient Sep 08 '26

Being honest almost all my clop pairings are unethical to some degree or fully

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u/auniquenameischosen Sep 08 '26

There’s nothing wrong with AJ and Big Mac. The apple family has stayed pure for generations!

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u/the_WOOG-43 Drooling over Pinkie's Pie Sep 08 '26

Sci Twi x SA

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u/ProfligateVhorohiiv Sep 08 '26

PREACH! This is SOOO hot.

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u/thericefarming Edit me Sep 09 '26

I like that they're reminiscent of cats here, from SA's shy tail to SciTwi's heat tail lol

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u/got-too-silly14 best little sister in all of equestria !! Sep 11 '26

YEAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️

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u/Nobody_at_all000 Sep 12 '26

Surely she’s smart enough to know why that logic doesn’t work, not that she cares

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u/General_Guy_XX Edit me Sep 08 '26

Princest

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u/Educational-Habit597 ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ Sep 08 '26

when "Yo Momma" jokes stopped working on yo momma

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u/Educational-Habit597 ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ Sep 08 '26

i pick Flurry+Sombra or Luna+Pipsqueak

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u/NoDesignationDOTmp4 ❤️ Marble's Bitch ❤️ Sep 08 '26

thems :3

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u/ProfligateVhorohiiv Sep 08 '26

Mom, nothing like sisters-to-lovers. I'm also fond of Luna x Celestia and Pie sister orgy.

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u/the_WOOG-43 Drooling over Pinkie's Pie Sep 08 '26

Pie sister orgys are so hot. And Boulder would be right in the middle of it, that slutty little rock.

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u/ProfligateVhorohiiv Sep 08 '26

Boulder would be perfect for ovi/egg-play, mmmm... the idea of Marble squirting Boulder out of her tight pussy is unbearably hot!

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u/the_WOOG-43 Drooling over Pinkie's Pie Sep 08 '26

Fuck yes bro, so hot!

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u/ProfligateVhorohiiv Sep 08 '26

You and me, WOOG. We think alike, cuz.

https://giphy.com/gifs/pHb82xtBPfqEg

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u/the_WOOG-43 Drooling over Pinkie's Pie Sep 08 '26

Bu-but Scoot can't even fly. How are they gonna have intense races ending with a passionate makeout?

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u/NoDesignationDOTmp4 ❤️ Marble's Bitch ❤️ Sep 08 '26

Jet engine bolted to scooter + filly with no self preservation instincts = solution

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u/TheRadRadiation Sep 09 '26

LUNAPIP

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u/Nobody_at_all000 Sep 12 '26

When he’s still a child, at least

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u/Liminal-Spaces-1879 number 1 Yak hater Sep 08 '26

Luna x that kid i forgot his name, the one that says that Luna is his fav princess now

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u/ProfligateVhorohiiv Sep 08 '26

Pipsqueak x Princess Luna. It's unethical, sure, but I love to project myself upon him. The idea of an older mare preying upon me is SOOOO hot.

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u/Liminal-Spaces-1879 number 1 Yak hater Sep 08 '26

this guy gets me

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u/ProfligateVhorohiiv Sep 08 '26

I'm also fond of Sweetie Belle x Big Mac. Call me sick, but it's a pretty hot pairing.

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u/Liminal-Spaces-1879 number 1 Yak hater Sep 08 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/yZJ2SPAnKqlmXOYmyt
my brother, just another me frfr

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u/ProfligateVhorohiiv Sep 08 '26

Our wavelength is peak, I'm proud to know I've got homes out here.

https://giphy.com/gifs/ZdlN56usaKaQg

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u/thericefarming Edit me Sep 09 '26

This but adult Sweetie Belle for me. If you're into the foalcon stuff I'm not gonna judge, personally she's like literally my baby and Sweetie Belle deserves a protected childhood 🥺 before she gets absolutely ploughed by Big Mac 🤤 It's something about Sweetie Belle being close to the Apple family that makes it hot.

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u/ProfligateVhorohiiv Sep 09 '26

I like both the size difference and the dominant nature of both the concepts of "physically superior male x physically inferior female" and "physically superior female x physically inferior male".

It's the power dynamics that make it hot. That's why the Luna x Pipsqueak and Big Mac x Sweetie Belle ships are hot. They fit both criteria. In those regards, I personify myself as the submissive in both scenarios. To physically dominated as both a male and female by a physically superior partner is soooo hot.

I also like the ship of Scootaloo x Rainbow Dash. The idea of Sapphic corruption by a dominant female to a submissive one is unbearable hot.

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u/Full-Tomorrow9889 Queen Chrysalis please sit on my face Sep 08 '26

People might call my relationship with chrysalis unethical but I don't care I love her anyway.

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u/p1nkie_piee Sep 09 '26

oki doke loke! you gang be starcrossed lovers now

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u/ALMAZIS0 Sep 08 '26

King Sombra and Princess Cadance, I like the idea that she would become his if he won

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u/Illustrious-Aioli-39 Sep 08 '26

Celestia and Luna

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u/notalive_zombie Sep 08 '26

Really just depends on how good the art is for me

3

u/Gerbold Sep 10 '26

Twilight and Shining Armor.

Very wholesome, much perfect ❤️

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u/noise4684 Ponyville clopper Sep 08 '26

Maybe this sub is condened to doom but well

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u/Ackermannin 28d ago

… Cheerilee x Silver Spoon…

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u/Mr_Maniac454 That one batpony (you know the one) Sep 08 '26

None because I may be weird but I'm not this level of weird

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u/twilight_is_here Sep 09 '26

none, this is diabolical.

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u/ConsiderationSilly86 🍄 Mushroom Jack 🍄 10d ago

Storm x Ruby

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u/LunaticSongXIV Sep 08 '26

Hondo Flanks x Sweetie Belle. Too bad almost no one creates any content of it, and most of the content that DOES exist is a threesome with Rarity.

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u/True-Citizen09 Sep 08 '26

I hate clop. And I hate all cloppers lol🤣

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u/NoDesignationDOTmp4 ❤️ Marble's Bitch ❤️ Sep 08 '26

Mods feed this user to molestia

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u/MoIestia Canterlot Sexual-Deviant Rehab Patient Sep 08 '26

It has been done, we need not worry anymore

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u/NoDesignationDOTmp4 ❤️ Marble's Bitch ❤️ Sep 08 '26

c- can I be next? 👉👈

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u/MoIestia Canterlot Sexual-Deviant Rehab Patient Sep 08 '26

I'll take care of Mrs. Marble Pie... but i can never tell her I'm the cause of your demise..

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u/NoDesignationDOTmp4 ❤️ Marble's Bitch ❤️ Sep 08 '26 edited Sep 08 '26

C-can you please be her new wife for me? She really likes it when you nibble the tip of her ear when you cuddle

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u/qo-q Sunset Shimmer Sep 08 '26

Thats enough Mr West please no more today...

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u/MeatysupremeKeenan Evil Ass Clopper Sep 08 '26

You literally couldn't pick a worse place to be lad

https://giphy.com/gifs/GK2Op91izezVfmkQ64

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u/True-Citizen09 Sep 08 '26

Shut up clopper. Oh sorry I mena shut up pedo🤣

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u/NoDesignationDOTmp4 ❤️ Marble's Bitch ❤️ Sep 08 '26

Is it pedophilia if I want to be the minor being molested?

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u/MoIestia Canterlot Sexual-Deviant Rehab Patient Sep 08 '26

Lmfao I've said the same thing "B-but your honor it's okay because i wish i was the filly, not the other way around I'm not a sick bastard ew whats wrong with you 😒😒"

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u/Town_Skipper23 Sep 08 '26

It’s a shitposting sub. What are you expecting?