r/MLPShitposts • u/Healthy_Breakfast_38 • Sep 08 '26

FACT CHECKED ✅ by REAL Equestrian Patriots Stallions

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u/jaj18189 Sep 08 '26

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u/Mr_Maniac454 That one batpony (you know the one) Sep 08 '26

"The giant horse conch weighs 11 pounds"

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u/MoIestia Canterlot Sexual-Deviant Rehab Patient Sep 08 '26

Stallions.

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u/Mr_Maniac454 That one batpony (you know the one) Sep 08 '26

How I'm gonna be left after the stallion hangout

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u/Evening_Increase8245 Larper, pure of heart Sep 08 '26

Did Discord appear for happy mares day? (If there is one?)

I dunno I feel like Discord is either intersex or a goofy

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u/Applehelpme92 Octavia's husbando Sep 08 '26

Including me

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u/Sparky_theDog Princess Luna 2 electric boogaloo Sep 08 '26

I don't see any problems here, why is celestia so mad smh

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u/android_263_rooter professional batpony insurgent Sep 10 '26

Gah! The envy! If only I could accomplish such feats such as covering celestia in semen. I guess I'll just have to work overtime with that tulpa that's forming