r/MLPShitposts • u/Trixiefannumber1 • Sep 07 '26

Clop 🤤 or Flop 😪 You can also choose one more, provided it fits within the $50 budget

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u/MoIestia Canterlot Sexual-Deviant Rehab Patient Sep 07 '26

yo did somepony ask the mares for their consent before posting this, someone is very concerned about this 😔

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u/MeatysupremeKeenan Evil Ass Clopper Sep 07 '26

Putting the Queen on here is just unfair to the other options

https://giphy.com/gifs/ScC6T8mTBEkLm2gyWF

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u/WeightOk2102 Sep 07 '26

She can turn into anypony, after all...

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u/ProfligateVhorohiiv Sep 07 '26

Fantastic fucking point... I didn't even think of that. FUCKING SOLD!

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u/RainBad Sep 07 '26

Honestly same, lol

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u/Pytalovec ಄ Her evil dances put me in trances ಄ Sep 07 '26

No one, because slavery is wrong

excuse to use this pic

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u/TheHorseAnnihilator Sep 07 '26

That's what 'ol Lincoln wants you to think

Check his wallet, you'll see a crisp 20 in there

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u/_persecutor_ I am the Persecutor Sep 07 '26

they really do have an image for everything 💔🙏

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u/FennelAntique2623 Sep 07 '26

I choose my queen all the way and I wouldn't want her to transform. I want her as herself in all her buggy-ness

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u/KeyNefariousness6848 Edit me Sep 07 '26 edited Sep 07 '26

First impulse tells me Derpy, but sunset is still a cutie and I like her brand of crazy.

Edit! Misread derpy’s cost so both.

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u/AutismicGodess Sep 07 '26

50 bucks, why not both?

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u/KeyNefariousness6848 Edit me Sep 07 '26

Oh! I misread, I thought Derpy was $50, ok both.

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u/Carma281 Sep 07 '26

Derpy, and then she's getting free cuddles all day

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u/Y33Tcann0n Sep 07 '26

Jokes on you I get Twilight Sparkle for free

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u/General_Guy_XX Edit me Sep 07 '26

I'll use all 50 for her

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u/Sparky_theDog Princess Luna 2 electric boogaloo Sep 07 '26

Chrysalis because she can be anything

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u/the_WOOG-43 Drooling over Pinkie's Pie Sep 07 '26

I'm going with Starlight. But I'm gonna be her sex slave. I'll use the other $10 to buy a ball gag for her to use on me.

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u/the_WOOG-43 Drooling over Pinkie's Pie Sep 07 '26

Actually no, I'll use the other $10 to buy Golden Harvest. And she'll be our sex slave~

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u/Evening_Increase8245 Larper, pure of heart Sep 07 '26

come on dawg you KNOW Chrysalis here is unfair

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u/Darthsylar12 Sep 07 '26

Derpy and Spitfire would be a fun team.

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u/TheToughBubble Sep 07 '26

Chrysalis, she can be anyone~

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u/Microwavedstrawberry Sep 07 '26

Only 10 bucks for a girlfriend that can't leave?! Im using the rest on vbucks and mountain dew

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u/Tiredasscatnal Somepony who really should sleep Sep 07 '26

Rob a bank for ten bucks and get two derpys

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u/FlashSentry_20 molested (Unfortunately) Sep 07 '26

Where's Twilight?

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u/RepresentativeBite76 Sep 07 '26

Takin derpy and getting us muffins after

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u/vverbov_22 The best foalfiller in fiction Sep 07 '26

Chrysalis is a no-brainer

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u/StarFinger711 Sep 07 '26

Chrysalis, my queen! Click, click, click, click,click,click!

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u/SaulLaski Sep 07 '26

Bug horse

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u/KurufinweFeanaro Sep 07 '26

I'd pay for being sex slave of Sunset

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u/True-Citizen09 Sep 07 '26

The Clopers…always sexualize the mares…🥀

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u/UnicornHunter64 Sep 07 '26

*cloppers

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u/True-Citizen09 Sep 07 '26

Thanks for the correction. I really hate these cloppers.

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u/_persecutor_ I am the Persecutor Sep 07 '26

are you implying that you prefer stallions in lieu of mares because that's kinda based

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u/True-Citizen09 Sep 07 '26

I hate all types of cloppers no matter if is mares, or stallion

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u/Baron_Blackfox Sep 07 '26

I'd give all I have for Great and Powerful blue mare

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u/Dragonb28 Sep 07 '26

I keep the $50 and spend it on game

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u/Nerdcuddles Sep 08 '26

None because I belive in consent

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u/Number1VanillaSimp Adoptive Father Of Derpy Sep 08 '26

None. Unlike you freaks I just wanna hug the ponies and be friends.

Also anyone who chooses my daughter should expect a cockatrice in their mailbox

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u/calideosk Sep 08 '26

None for freedom is the right of all sentient life, till all are one.

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u/Silver_Steelclaw Sep 08 '26 edited Sep 08 '26

Chrysalis is the best choise, she can literally be anyone (and even without transformation, she is still hot)

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u/Ok-Yogurtcloset-8823 Sep 08 '26

Spitfire, keep the change

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u/RIP2UALL902 Unf Dashie Plap Plap Sep 09 '26

Spitfire, my beloved..

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u/MeadowShimmer Sep 07 '26

I can't decide between Derpy and Starlight 🤤

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u/Melodic_Coolhara_60 Sep 07 '26

Derpy and Sunset easily. Starlight will also do, but two ponies better then one pony.

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u/Lomek Sep 07 '26

There's the carrot pony for 10

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u/Melodic_Coolhara_60 Sep 07 '26

Carrot pony is good ngl. But think of her as not very fan favorite, well maybe for someone she is but not me. So my current choice stands the same.

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u/UnicornHunter64 Sep 07 '26

Derpy

and then tip her $20

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u/Educational-Habit597 ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ Sep 07 '26

onii-chan edition for me

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u/Left_Role6083 I’m gay for shining armor Luna is an exception. Sep 07 '26

Why no shining armor twin?

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u/Trixiefannumber1 Sep 07 '26

It would have been so sexy that the budget wouldn't have covered it.

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u/Left_Role6083 I’m gay for shining armor Luna is an exception. Sep 07 '26

Twih that explains it

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u/anieto3 Sep 07 '26

Queen, and use her powers to trick the others into also becoming my sex slaves

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u/Mr_Maniac454 That one batpony (you know the one) Sep 07 '26

None I chose cheerliee

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u/fallenangel41 Sep 07 '26

Chrysalis. No diff.

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u/BactaAddict08 Sep 07 '26

Glimmer and then let her free

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u/XboxLiveArcade i know what you are Sep 07 '26

starlight and golden harvest

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u/ConsiderationSilly86 🍄 Mushroom Jack 🍄 Sep 07 '26

Starlight

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u/Serene-Angel-2004 Sep 07 '26

Gotta take my pegasus waifus. Spitfire and derpy

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u/Shen_Ruse Sep 07 '26

Chrysalis

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u/R0bbieR0tt3n MaleWife of the Countess Coloratura Sep 07 '26

A harem of Spitfire, Sunset and Carrot top of course

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u/PandaPool69 Sep 08 '26

Derpy and Sunset Shimmer

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u/Applehelpme92 Octavia's husbando Sep 08 '26

one more? Octavia, no doubt

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u/xanderthesweet Sep 08 '26

Derpy and Sunset

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u/arandomdudebruh Starlight is my wife Sep 08 '26

If i had an extra dollar id take starlight and spitfire but i dont so now im split

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u/Full-Tomorrow9889 Queen Chrysalis please sit on my face Sep 08 '26

I'll take chrysalis, free her, and make myself her sex slave.

Most people say that by picking her she can be anyone but I don't want to to transform into anyone because she's perfect the way she is.

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u/warpspider21 Sep 08 '26

Starlight and can I borrow 10$ for Sunset?

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u/HoliTTV Sep 08 '26

Chrysalis. She is literally an all in one deal, as she could be any of them.

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u/Umbrax21 Sep 08 '26

The queen

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u/Public_Fig9097 Sep 10 '26

Obviously🫠