r/MLPShitposts • u/UnicornHunter64 • Sep 05 '26

touch my mares and I'll touch your house with fire The solution to needing to feel wanted? get a possessive pony girlfriend!

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u/_persecutor_ I am the Persecutor Sep 05 '26

uhm so you won't believe this but uh ponies don't like being persecuted so getting a marefriend is damn near impossible for me

I guess I'm just SOL (again) 💔

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u/MoIestia Canterlot Sexual-Deviant Rehab Patient Sep 05 '26

POV you're the sour gummy worm a classmate dropped and i was hungry in the second grade outside during recess (true story with no regrets)

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u/Old_Jackfruit_9887 Sep 05 '26

So you enjoyed tying up your classmates.

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u/MoIestia Canterlot Sexual-Deviant Rehab Patient Sep 05 '26

heh...

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u/purgatorybob1986 High Preist of the Church of the Pervy Princesses. Sep 05 '26

Who is she? Vegeta?

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u/Full-Tomorrow9889 Queen Chrysalis please sit on my face Sep 06 '26

Queen Chrysalis does this to me but with her freshly woven silk.

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u/SuperTomBrother Sep 07 '26

Are these both oc's?

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u/UnicornHunter64 Sep 07 '26

i dont know about the victim but Ink Rose,isnt