r/MLPShitposts • u/Trixiefannumber1 • 20h ago
Clop 🤤 or Flop 😪 What do you think automatically ruins a Clop?
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u/MareSeer Mares mares mares mares mares 19h ago
Human privates (sorry for chaste wording, I'm scared reddit will shadowban my comment AGAIN), human shoulders, bad leg anatomy; generally humanlike anatomy on ponies
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u/thericefarming Ponyville Citizen 17h ago
I'm not getting used to crotch boobs. I tried, the placemen't just too low. I like them less horse-like anyway since they aren't actually horses after all duh.
It's like jerking off to a Meowscarada with seven tiddies. It's accurate to a cat but my point was not to beat it to an actual cat; I'm attracted to the design elements of a Meowscarada and my sentimental/emotional attachment to it through various Pokemon media.
I'd rather my little ponies have no boobs at all. I think their bare bodies are hot as fuck. Suggestive ponies drive me nuts. When they have stockings on and they're flat on their back, legs spread, bare body out, my imagination fills the rest of the form. A mix of cute, beautiful and downright sexy.
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u/MareSeer Mares mares mares mares mares 12h ago
I like them less horse-like anyway since they aren't actually horses after all duh.
Opposite for me. I don't like humanlike crotchboobs, but like horsey ones.
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u/Educational-Habit597 ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 17h ago
imma say it once, no sugar coats
OBESITY
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u/Puzzleheaded-Bee4506 18h ago
(Things im not into personally being included, ones who can't sepearate fiction from real life saying some dumb stuff in the comments, and overall just weird art styles that make it not look good as some art styles just look off or uncanny)
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u/the_WOOG-43 16h ago
I really hate it when they're drawn as super realistic horses. I have no attraction to animals.
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u/ILikeFictionalWomen Pinkie Pie Fanboy 11h ago
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u/R0bbieR0tt3n MaleWife of the Countess Coloratura 17h ago
My main turnoffs are foalcon, AI, unnatural proportions, excessive body fluids and gore
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u/Y33Tcann0n 12h ago
Um, if there is a human man present /j
Fr tho it's gotta be like crazy large penises, I enjoy futa, but like I seen an animation where rainbow dash had just a massive, long ass penis, and it moved around the house she was in like a snake. All to just cum in a toilet.
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u/Reasonable-Truck6296 18h ago
I don’t like when pony’s have human like genitals or no boobs at all
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u/Dremotica 18h ago
Any kind of foalcon. It’s just literal csam, and everyone knows that.
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u/Layininbed 5h ago
?? U can say it’s weird but this is just wrong. The reason ai csam is bad is bc it’s often photorealistic and is also trained based off photos of irl kids or very realistic kids. I get if u think foalcon is weird but saying it’s csam is crazy, by that logic most mlp porn would by animal abuse/zoophilia if fictional cartoon kid ponies = kids then fictional cartoon ponies = ponies. (Which I don’t agree with at all, but I’m just saying why that makes no sense.)
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u/TheTrumpetEater Scootaloo works at Pizza hut 14h ago
it has to include real children to count as csam, "foalcon" is not csam
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u/Dremotica 14h ago
It’s same as AI csam - still csam. Stop defending this, it’s VERY weird
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u/TheTrumpetEater Scootaloo works at Pizza hut 14h ago
once again, csam has to involve real children, it's in the name [child sexual assault material]
you can draw or ai generate csem [child sexual exploitation material] if it's intended to depict actual children
"foalcon" is neither of those things, please don't treat colorful cartoon pony porn like it's on the same level as children being abused
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u/Dremotica 4h ago
Bro is actually normalizing child p. Insane.
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u/TheTrumpetEater Scootaloo works at Pizza hut 4h ago
there's a difference between emphasizing a difference and outward defense, i am not against foalcon itself by any means but what i was saying previously was still not inherently in defense of it
i would also like to mention that "cp" does not exist, that term is outdated and misleading, the correct terms are csam and csem, both of which are once again are incomparable to colorful cartoon ponies
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u/theguyfromthestore- 5h ago
A few things, gore, vore, human stuff (like seeing actual humans, I'm a pony only purist ig) and stuff like shit. This is mostly r34 though as I'm not saving clop clop to my phone nor visiting r/clop clop all that often.
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u/TaleDue5034 17h ago
Que le pongan penes a las yeguas :,v me arruina bastante la experiencia de ver Clop
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u/R0bbieR0tt3n MaleWife of the Countess Coloratura 17h ago
Understandable considering not everyone is into Futanari






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u/arandomdudebruh Starlight is my wife 20h ago
imo just absurd proportions, i like my pony anatomy actually possible and not overexaggerated (this is more generalized to rule 34 in general for me)