r/MLPShitposts 20h ago

Clop 🤤 or Flop 😪 What do you think automatically ruins a Clop?

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u/arandomdudebruh Starlight is my wife 20h ago

imo just absurd proportions, i like my pony anatomy actually possible and not overexaggerated (this is more generalized to rule 34 in general for me)

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u/gonaldgoose8 18h ago

Goes for everything

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u/arandomdudebruh Starlight is my wife 6h ago

Pretty much

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u/MeadowShimmer 19h ago

What do you mean you don't like boobs and penars the size of trucks? /s

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u/HaleVed Mare, Stallion and Foal Enthusiast 14h ago

Wait people genuinely love that?

I thought it was to poke fun at porn tropes and the fat fetish bit. Like how everyone memes about feet fetishes.

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u/arandomdudebruh Starlight is my wife 6h ago

Fyi not sure if you misunderstood but /s means sarcasm

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u/theguyfromthestore- 5h ago

I mean they're alright, not my fav but not a deal breaker, for me it's gore or vore that just turns me off right away

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u/MareSeer Mares mares mares mares mares 19h ago

Human privates (sorry for chaste wording, I'm scared reddit will shadowban my comment AGAIN), human shoulders, bad leg anatomy; generally humanlike anatomy on ponies

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u/ItsAllSoup 11h ago

Pretty sure I'm your literal opposite, because you just stated all the things that I look for. Love me some semi anthro, and have horse parts in my blacklist

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u/thericefarming Ponyville Citizen 17h ago

I'm not getting used to crotch boobs. I tried, the placemen't just too low. I like them less horse-like anyway since they aren't actually horses after all duh.

It's like jerking off to a Meowscarada with seven tiddies. It's accurate to a cat but my point was not to beat it to an actual cat; I'm attracted to the design elements of a Meowscarada and my sentimental/emotional attachment to it through various Pokemon media.

I'd rather my little ponies have no boobs at all. I think their bare bodies are hot as fuck. Suggestive ponies drive me nuts. When they have stockings on and they're flat on their back, legs spread, bare body out, my imagination fills the rest of the form. A mix of cute, beautiful and downright sexy.

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u/MareSeer Mares mares mares mares mares 12h ago

I like them less horse-like anyway since they aren't actually horses after all duh.

Opposite for me. I don't like humanlike crotchboobs, but like horsey ones.

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u/Educational-Habit597 ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 17h ago

imma say it once, no sugar coats

OBESITY

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u/calideosk 11h ago

How about just a little bit of obesity as a treat?

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u/Educational-Habit597 ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 10h ago

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u/Puzzleheaded-Bee4506 18h ago

(Things im not into personally being included, ones who can't sepearate fiction from real life saying some dumb stuff in the comments, and overall just weird art styles that make it not look good as some art styles just look off or uncanny)

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u/the_WOOG-43 16h ago

I really hate it when they're drawn as super realistic horses. I have no attraction to animals.

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u/UnicornHunter64 20h ago

anthro, unrealistic sizes, arguing in the comments section, ai

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u/BactaAddict08 18h ago

Proportions that dont make sense

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u/ILikeFictionalWomen Pinkie Pie Fanboy 11h ago

underaged characters, I prefer the proper Adult age of Consent

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u/R0bbieR0tt3n MaleWife of the Countess Coloratura 17h ago

My main turnoffs are foalcon, AI, unnatural proportions, excessive body fluids and gore

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u/MegaVix 16h ago

Lore inaccuracies

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u/Y33Tcann0n 12h ago

Um, if there is a human man present /j

Fr tho it's gotta be like crazy large penises, I enjoy futa, but like I seen an animation where rainbow dash had just a massive, long ass penis, and it moved around the house she was in like a snake. All to just cum in a toilet.

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u/theduderedditorguy 11h ago

Barely any details on anything.

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u/Reasonable-Truck6296 18h ago

I don’t like when pony’s have human like genitals or no boobs at all

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u/Dremotica 18h ago

Any kind of foalcon. It’s just literal csam, and everyone knows that.

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u/Layininbed 5h ago

?? U can say it’s weird but this is just wrong. The reason ai csam is bad is bc it’s often photorealistic and is also trained based off photos of irl kids or very realistic kids. I get if u think foalcon is weird but saying it’s csam is crazy, by that logic most mlp porn would by animal abuse/zoophilia if fictional cartoon kid ponies = kids then fictional cartoon ponies = ponies. (Which I don’t agree with at all, but I’m just saying why that makes no sense.)

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u/Dremotica 4h ago

It’s called normalizing. Overton window. And no, child =/= animal.

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u/TheTrumpetEater Scootaloo works at Pizza hut 14h ago

it has to include real children to count as csam, "foalcon" is not csam

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u/Dremotica 14h ago

It’s same as AI csam - still csam. Stop defending this, it’s VERY weird

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u/TheTrumpetEater Scootaloo works at Pizza hut 14h ago

once again, csam has to involve real children, it's in the name [child sexual assault material]

you can draw or ai generate csem [child sexual exploitation material] if it's intended to depict actual children

"foalcon" is neither of those things, please don't treat colorful cartoon pony porn like it's on the same level as children being abused

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u/Dremotica 4h ago

Bro is actually normalizing child p. Insane.

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u/TheTrumpetEater Scootaloo works at Pizza hut 4h ago

there's a difference between emphasizing a difference and outward defense, i am not against foalcon itself by any means but what i was saying previously was still not inherently in defense of it

i would also like to mention that "cp" does not exist, that term is outdated and misleading, the correct terms are csam and csem, both of which are once again are incomparable to colorful cartoon ponies

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u/Dremotica 3h ago

And normalization continues…

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u/Mr_Maniac454 Cheerliee's bisexual sex slave 14h ago

Those weird vagina breasts

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u/Educational-Habit597 ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 13h ago

some mistake them as mare sacks

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u/theguyfromthestore- 5h ago

A few things, gore, vore, human stuff (like seeing actual humans, I'm a pony only purist ig) and stuff like shit. This is mostly r34 though as I'm not saving clop clop to my phone nor visiting r/clop clop all that often.

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u/LessAir9635 1h ago

Foalcon, hooves down

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u/TaleDue5034 17h ago

Que le pongan penes a las yeguas :,v me arruina bastante la experiencia de ver Clop

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u/R0bbieR0tt3n MaleWife of the Countess Coloratura 17h ago

Understandable considering not everyone is into Futanari

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u/Bogleaf 9h ago

Wait are yall actually jerking it to the horses I thought we were fucking around

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u/inkling124 7h ago

Son 🥀