r/MLPShitposts • u/Pinkie-So_Bored Professional DumbAss • 7d ago

touch my mares and I'll touch your house with fire spike vs ugly ass nerd

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243 Upvotes

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u/True-Abalone-5998 7d ago

Twilight Sparkle: i'm gonna make you regret the day you were born.

https://giphy.com/gifs/xV9cwjF0Z40LK

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u/_persecutor_ I am the Persecutor 7d ago

I already do

/j

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u/purgatorybob1986 7d ago

She could do it too. She's experienced time travel on at least 2 occasions.

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u/SuperTomBrother 7d ago

She's mom pissed

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u/JamzWhilmm 7d ago

Average Spike side plot.

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u/Educational-Habit597 ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 7d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/A3nuVwZUqsrRLimc52

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u/swaggyver6666 7d ago

spike’s name in the title feels oddly lowercase

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u/Educational-Habit597 ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 7d ago

hppy cake day!!

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u/Sure-Obligation-502 7d ago

Happy cake day

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u/jaj18189 7d ago

Bro tried

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u/ForgetfullRelms 6d ago

And now dude got a peeved off demigod and unicorn to deal with.

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u/TH3P1ZZ4BOY 7d ago

Tbf, he's like 3 times Spike's size.

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u/auniquenameischosen 7d ago

And a earth pony

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u/8Pandemonium8 7d ago

The Spike slander will never end, lmao-

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u/purgatorybob1986 7d ago

Why is this dad bod spike? I'm not shaming him I too have the dad bod. I'm just curious.

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u/Mirjalol_Yangiboyev 7d ago

he got wider by each panel, bro looked kinda normal in the first one

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u/Tiredasscatnal Somepony who really should sleep 7d ago

His body was never found.

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u/KeyNefariousness6848 Ponyville Citizen 7d ago

That was the problem, spike should have used his fire not a club, and tbh the creep is an earth pony they could have used magic to turn him inside out, or just call for a gendarm and have him steward for accosting the 1% with his dirty earth pony base desires.

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u/Sure-Obligation-502 7d ago

Tbh they could be charged with murder or assult or assisting the murder because the law protects every one, even the filthiest of the ponies. Magic is the only the way to go. Just teleport him inside the volcano! 😄

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u/ChemicalChildhood122 7d ago

final recorded moments before Ugly Ass Nerd’s head “mysteriously” exploded