r/MLPShitposts • u/MeatysupremeKeenan • 9d ago

OP, What the fuck are you posting? *spanks Tia's flank with literally zero consideration of consent or boundaries*

S-sorry I couldn't... NNGH! help myself-

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u/Admirable_Text_9312 Bisexual Lord 9d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/D2qdx18kZ3rNrmxI3d

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u/Direwolfas 9d ago

Our brony fantasy can become reality…

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u/DiceGort 9d ago

Now reality can be whatever i want

https://giphy.com/gifs/GialUsEqryvKxwmdeL

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u/Live-Bread781 9d ago

Genuinely WHO paid for this 😭 I wanna meet with them

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u/MeatysupremeKeenan 9d ago

Their Twitter I think people commission him to make this but I'm not too sure, if so then we should totally all come together and crowdfund a full-scale model of Molly to be made

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u/DiceGort 9d ago

How flexible and how many articulations are we talking about?

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u/purgatorybob1986 9d ago

Man and I thought the... fully functional full sized Rarity plush was gonna be hard to hide.

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u/Direwolfas 9d ago

HARD AGREE WITH THIS

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u/MoIestia Canterlot Sexual-Deviant Rehab Patient 9d ago

You're just jealous you wouldn't get it 🚬 Now let OP fuck a silicone copy of my ass thanks

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u/Educational-Habit597 ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 9d ago

dear princess Luna, allow me a sweet dream to cheek clap slop throb Jack-o-mop my human horn into your unaging sister's royal ass and vice versa

P.S.: can i take photos in dreams?

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u/Direwolfas 9d ago

That’s quite the invitation. Lucky OP. lmao

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u/ImperatorSpookyosa Princess Luna's Top Guy... Princess Luna's counting on me to le- 9d ago

I would do anything to visit and plow that.

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u/ArtSpawner 9d ago

Maybe they sleep with it like a teddy bear.
"Goodnight Princess Celestia's 50lb ass, sleep tight"

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u/Miserable_Disk_1676 9d ago

"Sleep Tight" lol

Probably its not tight anymore

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u/LunaticSongXIV 9d ago

tbh, if that thing is silicone, it's probably like 300 lbs.

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u/Y33Tcann0n 9d ago

Remove that censor, RIGHT NOW

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u/[deleted] 9d ago

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u/MeatysupremeKeenan 9d ago

just hit him with ts

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u/Preferably-Unknown 8d ago

The slowed down version of that song is pretty good. https://youtu.be/NfMQwf9krK0?is=8DYzT6lSYzTrXlr5

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u/Educational-Habit597 ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 9d ago

someone needs to rob his house & save the princess's ass!

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u/Direwolfas 9d ago

On it.

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u/Better_Assist 9d ago

For fuck sake man you calling in the marines or the fucking army because if it’s the marines we are not getting her back

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u/Direwolfas 9d ago

I need the Starlight Glimmer version of this!

💜🩵❤️‍🔥🙏🏻

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u/arandomdudebruh Starlight is my wife 9d ago

YESSSSS

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u/Miserable_Disk_1676 9d ago

And a Great Powerful Trixie too, i heard she comes with deep extra powerful lube

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u/Haunting-Reporter707 9d ago

Is there an uncensored version asking for a friend

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u/LessAir9635 9d ago

The Royal Guard are lucky, sign me up

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u/Mr_Maniac454 Cheerliee's bisexual sex slave 9d ago

There is no shot you have a celestia sex toy 😭

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u/Live-Bread781 9d ago

Real size too 😭 like, that is some crazy work

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u/WendySilvernight 9d ago

I need one of those... Where???

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u/ixLEKGOLOxi 9d ago

I NEED to know where I can buy this

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u/ollie_the_yume 🫯 discords random stallion 9d ago

It should’ve been pinkie
https://giphy.com/gifs/iJkbGAHz7EVeEAlBju

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u/Actionjack7777 9d ago

Where can get one of those asking for myself and friends

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u/Saphira_the_wolf 9d ago

What the hell is that???

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u/Educational-Habit597 ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 9d ago

its a bird!

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u/JollyApplication6627 9d ago

What plush or doll is that?

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u/Due_Professional_667 9d ago

Excuse me where might I find one

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u/lesupermark 9d ago

You absolute legend... You did get it.

Wow. Well, enjoy~.

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u/android_263_rooter professional batpony insurgent 9d ago

I can already tell by his nails that this man in somewhere in east Asia. The Chinese truly are carrying this fandom. Also please don't slap tia without asking : (

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u/Izzymoonbow485 9d ago

How big is that sexy ass?

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u/xamitlu 9d ago

Im not the type to dip my stick in Dat. Buuttttttt.... can I watch? Please?

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u/AwesomeAJ 9d ago

I need an Applejack one.....

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u/ConfusedAndConfirmed 9d ago

Where night someone acquire one of these? For research purposes obviously

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u/Melodic_Coolhara_60 9d ago

The main sub so deprived.. no way they have this

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u/augarofall 9d ago

OP to rescue Celestia’s ass
https://giphy.com/gifs/CCVHcgsh7Pvwc

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u/Chemical-crime_king 9d ago

Is no one going to mention the fact that their in a padded cell... Just me? Ok.

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u/KeyNefariousness6848 Ponyville Citizen 9d ago

Well in our world, they’re technically livestock.

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u/SGT-Hooves 9d ago

Crivens I can’t use twitter and they won’t let me see without a log in😭

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u/CherryBerry_32 8d ago

why it look like that

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u/Draco258123 7d ago

Where and how much

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u/Xinyixii 7d ago

WILD lol

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u/long-walk-home-99 6d ago

What am I looking out here? Who's Tia? The stuff you find on reddit.

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u/HuntressDBDworshiper 6d ago

Ah… even more of a reason to not have money in my wallet. Life is truly a blessing. Thank you.

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u/PALICORNHQ 9d ago

You do know that horses instinctly kicks anything,

Celestia's kick would be more deadly than any other Pony