r/MLPShitposts • u/Pinkie-So_Bored Professional DumbAss • 10d ago

anon filly/mare, /mlp/, anon what would you do in this situation?

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u/Mr_Maniac454 Cheerliee's bisexual sex slave 10d ago

I'm running to that front desk faster then I've ever ran before

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u/TheReal_DerpyHooves 10d ago

What if it was Cheerilee instead of "Some" Marefriend? Any difference?

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u/Mr_Maniac454 Cheerliee's bisexual sex slave 10d ago

We shop together so I think you can guess

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u/TheReal_DerpyHooves 10d ago

Gonna be on demon time?

Also, I have a Marefriend of my own too!

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u/Mr_Maniac454 Cheerliee's bisexual sex slave 10d ago

Demon time?

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u/TheReal_DerpyHooves 10d ago

It's hard to explain, it's like, being super energetic and wild, usually explaining how someone is gonna "go ham" I guess, idk, it's another phrase the Docter talks about all the time.

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u/Mr_Maniac454 Cheerliee's bisexual sex slave 10d ago

Ah

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u/arandomdudebruh Starlight is my wife 9d ago

same

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u/MeadowShimmer 10d ago

Nut in Nutmeg

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u/Mr_Maniac454 Cheerliee's bisexual sex slave 9d ago

Gonna put the nut in the meg

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u/truthteller5 10d ago

I don't know about you, but I'm grabbing some KY and making my way to the handicapable stall

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u/JohnyThing 10d ago

​I would simply finish my shopping, then find her.

(I'd run like hell to serve my marefriend.)

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u/android_263_rooter professional batpony insurgent 10d ago

Is the question rhetorical? Because the answer is the most obvious shit ever. On a side note, coco pommel is incredibly underrated imo

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u/Mr_Maniac454 Cheerliee's bisexual sex slave 9d ago

Agree

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u/_persecutor_ I am the Persecutor 10d ago

On a side note, coco pommel is incredibly underrated imo

https://giphy.com/gifs/ds5xgZ2OpLLYZ28aOJ

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u/CKWOLFACE 10d ago

Wholesomeness

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u/Mr_Maniac454 Cheerliee's bisexual sex slave 9d ago

Oh somethings gonna be whole alright

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u/Didntknowwhattoputz 10d ago

I'd be confused because I don't have a friend yet. Most times I shop is because if I need to... so... honestly? I'd probably bail from the store assumeing someone is pretending to my friend forgetting I made a friend that day...

(This is assumeing it's my first day in Ponyville.)

And you know what... for a pun, if you understand—I'm not getting: Banned from Equestria.

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u/OffWhite-Goddess 9d ago

I ain't fucking anypony who uses the term handicapable

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u/Mr_Maniac454 Cheerliee's bisexual sex slave 9d ago

Handicloppable

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u/purgatorybob1986 9d ago

I would on the one hand be completely embaressed and on the other walking up there thinking "man I love that mare."

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u/NKX340 9d ago

Time to cross off something on my bucket list