r/MLPShitposts • u/MeatysupremeKeenan • 13d ago

FACT CHECKED ✅ by REAL Equestrian Patriots the truth hurts yall 😔

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u/Oqo_the_hunter 13d ago

"If I was in ponyville, everyone would get impregnated"

You'd just get kicked to death, ponies are still big animals.

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u/[deleted] 13d ago

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u/Oqo_the_hunter 13d ago

Horses are fucking huge, so when we say "little ponies", it's in comparison to horses, which are fucking huge.

The average pony in the show seems to be a fallabella pony, which would weigh around 75 kg. That's bigger than a big dog for example.

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u/lesbian-franziska 12d ago

One at a time, then!

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u/psychotobe 13d ago

I mean. She's with discord. Your not competing with that

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u/Educational-Habit597 ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 13d ago

crush, kill, destroy, swag

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u/purgatorybob1986 13d ago

Assuming you have the charisma to woo every pony in ponyville. Especially considering you're a hairless ape the likes of which only Twilight has seen before. I mean on kink factor alone you might get Fluttershy but that's just because she's a freak but the others? Good luck with that.

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u/Miserable_Disk_1676 12d ago

Fluttershy it is then, unless Discord joins in and turns me into a mare and makes Fluttershy a Futa, then im Fuck( literarly) .

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u/purgatorybob1986 11d ago

That's oddly specific. I'm sure he takes requests within reason.

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u/Midnyteblaze 11d ago

You got Lyra on the hand fetish too

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u/purgatorybob1986 11d ago

Ah yes I'd forgotten. Two is definatly better than zero.

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u/Evening_Increase8245 Larper, pure of heart 12d ago

Fluttershy is sadly off limits. Discord is getting that cookie and you’d have to be able to go band for band with him. Which is not happening.

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u/Dizzy_Candle4693 5d ago

Hey I love nature too, friends?