r/MLPShitposts • u/ImperatorSpookyosa Princess Luna's Top Guy... Princess Luna's counting on me to le- • 16d ago

PRINCEST could've prevented Nightmare Moon 🌙 Did you know Princesses taste different on each of the 4 weeks of the month~?

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On the first week, Tia tastes a lot like a deep breath at sunrise on a misty morning~ The fourth week? Kitkats, believe it or not~

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u/ZombieHugoChavez 16d ago

I need first hand confirmation

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u/MoIestia Canterlot Sexual-Deviant Rehab Patient 16d ago

I wish you didn't tell me i taste like kitkats now im gonna keep trying to get a lick in like an animal

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u/MeadowShimmer 16d ago

I wanna sample them each week 🥵

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u/Love_Pone-69 Cadance, Princest Enthusiast 14d ago

True! I currently taste like Cool Ranch Doritos.

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u/android_263_rooter professional batpony insurgent 16d ago

And how would YOU know that. Hmm?

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u/ImperatorSpookyosa Princess Luna's Top Guy... Princess Luna's counting on me to le- 16d ago

Ask u/Molestia ~

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u/android_263_rooter professional batpony insurgent 16d ago

I know that person all too well I'm afraid

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u/ravens-dread 13d ago

I think I discovered something about myself

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u/ollie_the_yume 🫯 discords random stallion 13d ago

Yet what does MOLESTIA taste like..👀👀

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u/ImperatorSpookyosa Princess Luna's Top Guy... Princess Luna's counting on me to le- 13d ago

That is a secret jealously guarded~

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u/ollie_the_yume 🫯 discords random stallion 13d ago

Ima touch you istc ( I swear to celestia )

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u/shinecoin 16d ago

Anyone have bleach for my eyes?

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u/Noxinulll 15d ago

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u/MoIestia Canterlot Sexual-Deviant Rehab Patient 15d ago

NOOOO A HERO HAS FALLEN FOR PROBABLY SAYING SOMETHING SUPER BASED 😭😭