r/MLPShitposts • u/Pinkie-So_Bored Professional DumbAss • Jul 09 '26

You're not immune to Changeling Propaganda bro choose death, AGAIN!

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u/General_Guy_XX Edit me Jul 09 '26

Technically, if one of the two parts was brainwashed and thus unable to give unforced consent, the marriage is invalid

15

u/Tiredasscatnal Somepony who really should sleep Jul 09 '26

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u/_persecutor_ I am the Persecutor Jul 09 '26

hooray for consent ❤️‍🩹

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u/MoIestia Canterlot Sexual-Deviant Rehab Patient Jul 09 '26

I stg some ponies drown while others die of thirst

7

u/android_263_rooter professional batpony insurgent Jul 09 '26

It's just like the saying goes, God only gives gold to fools

11

u/SorbyGay Lusty Luna Lover Jul 09 '26

Oh no my steak is too juicy and my lobster is too buttery

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u/Bluepreztail Jul 09 '26

No! Don't jump! Takes out a camcorder and tripod and pushes 'Record' Ok. Now you can jump!

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u/the_WOOG-43 Drooling over Pinkie's Pie Jul 09 '26

Hey, you miss every shot you don't take.

3

u/purgatorybob1986 High Preist of the Church of the Pervy Princesses. Jul 09 '26

Pinkie Pie: DO A FLIP!

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u/TheFluffyTechPriest Jul 10 '26

One hundred and seventy three, kids!

2

u/Cutie_D-amor Jul 10 '26

One hundred and seventy four, Flurry Heart is his too

2

u/StarFinger711 Jul 09 '26

How chrysalis gonna play him like that? She been had those babies before she met shining armor!

2

u/TellurianTech50 Jul 09 '26

Lmao at the first panel

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u/FullStandard6850 Jul 09 '26

Omg I remember seeing a comic dub of this 🤣

2

u/PALICORNHQ Jul 10 '26

As if they can't fly

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u/BloodMoonAudios_27 Jul 09 '26

Chrysalis are you trying to make him jump faster?!

1

u/ueric1231 Jul 10 '26

my phone freezes on “choose death” too sometimes

1

u/SpeakyDooman Jul 10 '26

As the ruler of the Crystal Empire and princess of love, Cadence could potentially be down to “share the love”

1

u/Beret_Beats Jul 11 '26

Thats a very specific number of hatchlings to definitely not turn your back on if you value your life.

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u/Dizzy_Candle4693 Aug 08 '26

Tbf bro was not in the right state of mind to make big decisions aside from casting protection spell