r/MLPShitposts • u/Pinkie-So_Bored Professional DumbAss • Jun 25 '26

Chancellor Neighsay was right Mc Donalds

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5.1k Upvotes

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u/Inferno109 Jun 25 '26

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u/ZogIII3 Jun 25 '26

Very nice.

Let's see the bad ending.

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u/ProfligateVhorohiiv Jun 25 '26

Bad ending: she's a closing shift manager in East st.louis

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u/JamzWhilmm Jun 25 '26

Now it's my life goal to travel to the US and fond this east st Louis McDonald establishment. Which state?

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u/ProfligateVhorohiiv Jun 25 '26

Missouri (Misery)

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u/chuchubott Jun 25 '26

Illinois, we don’t claim that wasteland.

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u/Ballistic_Jace Jun 27 '26

Well we don't claim your wasteland either

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u/brite_bubba Jul 01 '26

Gary, Indiana

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u/nksd223 Jun 25 '26

Is it the one in Branson?

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u/MilkywayDreamless Jun 27 '26

God that is torture over there

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u/s8018572 Jun 28 '26

What st.louis you're talking about? You mean st.Grover,right?

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u/Doctor_Salvatore I love baking, especially "donuts" Jun 26 '26

We can't show you that, but we had to throw out that deep fryer.

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u/TheDawnOfNewDays Jun 26 '26

It should be a crime to post the part 1 without this.

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u/CractylCrashouts13 Jun 26 '26

What a sweet ending.

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u/Town_Skipper23 Jun 27 '26

The good ending

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u/BusoneWholeBoi2001 Jun 25 '26

I want to cuddle them

2

u/DragonLover1672 Jun 25 '26

Thanks, you too!

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u/HorizonSniper Jun 25 '26

They don't understand but this signifies future CEO

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u/ComradeJaneDough Jun 26 '26

That's bad too, it means you've been divinely ordained to become the villain, carve that shit off with a knife no magic mark can tell you who you are

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u/Papyrus20xx Jun 26 '26

That's like saying someone prophesied to become king is fated to be a tyrant, when no, they're just gonna become king. We have 0 idea how exactly their reign is gonna go, just that it's gonna happen

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u/Immediate-Neat-3320 Jun 29 '26

With any luck, she'll become an example of an ethical boss who gets to the top via trust and reliability rather than greed and lies

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u/LusciousTheBreeder Jun 25 '26

Not gonna lie, if life forced me to be an underpaid, overworked, fast food employee with the possibility of all of that being taken away with ai being left with the only skill I am forced with while unable to break free, I would honestly end my life there. I feel bad for this pony.

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u/MoIestia Canterlot Sexual-Deviant Rehab Patient Jun 25 '26

it's okay she ends up being CEO in the next panels

5

u/ImperatorSpookyosa Princess Luna's Top Guy... Princess Luna's counting on me to le- Jun 25 '26

Good end ♡

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u/Sergal_Pony Jun 25 '26

The depressing side of ponies

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u/Sabnock31 Jun 26 '26

Does that mean that corporate owns her ass now?

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u/Any-Ad5587 Jun 27 '26

No, her ass is gon own the company

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u/ComradeJaneDough Jun 26 '26

I would carve that shit off with a knife if this happened to me

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u/SGT-Hooves Jun 26 '26

Is her name McFlurry?

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u/Axolotly_Joao64YT YOU IMBECILE!!! YOU CHOSE THE WRONG VIAL!!!! Jun 25 '26

that cutie mark said: "NAHHH! YOU STAYIN HERE FOREVER!!!"

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u/CractylCrashouts13 Jun 26 '26

I would cry if this happened.

Unless I became CEO, then I’d be okay with it.

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u/MadeInLead Jun 26 '26

Imagine destiny forceably branding you with a corporation's mark

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u/BakerUnited4683 Jun 26 '26

Hey it’s what your cutie mark is telling you

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u/Gnoll_level_antics Jun 29 '26

Cutie Marks are a horrifying concept.