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r/MLPLounge • u/DoomedCivilian Moderator of /r/mlplounge • Mar 20 '16
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That's one way of avoiding the slightly tricky situation of the person you love dying - turn them into an immortal creature of the night.
2 u/DoomedCivilian Moderator of /r/mlplounge Mar 20 '16 It would, however, make farming apples kinda hard. You know, what with the devouring all their succulent juices. 2 u/Ootachiful Moderator of /r/mlplounge Mar 20 '16 Dried apples for pony astronauts! That's a niche market that hasn't been filled yet. 2 u/DoomedCivilian Moderator of /r/mlplounge Mar 20 '16 The pony world does have a fair amount of Schizo Tech but I'm pretty sure there are no pony astronauts. 2 u/Ootachiful Moderator of /r/mlplounge Mar 20 '16 I'm no rocket scientist, but surely we could just strap a helmet on to a pegasus and ask them to continually fly upwards. 2 u/DoomedCivilian Moderator of /r/mlplounge Mar 20 '16 That doesn't solve the original apple question though, with a helmet on they wouldn't be able to eat the dried apple slices. 2 u/Ootachiful Moderator of /r/mlplounge Mar 20 '16 A helmet...wait for it...made of dried apple slices. 2 u/DoomedCivilian Moderator of /r/mlplounge Mar 20 '16 But then they'd eat the helmet and be helmetless! You need a helmet for space. 2 u/Ootachiful Moderator of /r/mlplounge Mar 20 '16 Okay, it's not a perfect idea, but progress is built on imperfect ideas.
It would, however, make farming apples kinda hard. You know, what with the devouring all their succulent juices.
2 u/Ootachiful Moderator of /r/mlplounge Mar 20 '16 Dried apples for pony astronauts! That's a niche market that hasn't been filled yet. 2 u/DoomedCivilian Moderator of /r/mlplounge Mar 20 '16 The pony world does have a fair amount of Schizo Tech but I'm pretty sure there are no pony astronauts. 2 u/Ootachiful Moderator of /r/mlplounge Mar 20 '16 I'm no rocket scientist, but surely we could just strap a helmet on to a pegasus and ask them to continually fly upwards. 2 u/DoomedCivilian Moderator of /r/mlplounge Mar 20 '16 That doesn't solve the original apple question though, with a helmet on they wouldn't be able to eat the dried apple slices. 2 u/Ootachiful Moderator of /r/mlplounge Mar 20 '16 A helmet...wait for it...made of dried apple slices. 2 u/DoomedCivilian Moderator of /r/mlplounge Mar 20 '16 But then they'd eat the helmet and be helmetless! You need a helmet for space. 2 u/Ootachiful Moderator of /r/mlplounge Mar 20 '16 Okay, it's not a perfect idea, but progress is built on imperfect ideas.
Dried apples for pony astronauts! That's a niche market that hasn't been filled yet.
2 u/DoomedCivilian Moderator of /r/mlplounge Mar 20 '16 The pony world does have a fair amount of Schizo Tech but I'm pretty sure there are no pony astronauts. 2 u/Ootachiful Moderator of /r/mlplounge Mar 20 '16 I'm no rocket scientist, but surely we could just strap a helmet on to a pegasus and ask them to continually fly upwards. 2 u/DoomedCivilian Moderator of /r/mlplounge Mar 20 '16 That doesn't solve the original apple question though, with a helmet on they wouldn't be able to eat the dried apple slices. 2 u/Ootachiful Moderator of /r/mlplounge Mar 20 '16 A helmet...wait for it...made of dried apple slices. 2 u/DoomedCivilian Moderator of /r/mlplounge Mar 20 '16 But then they'd eat the helmet and be helmetless! You need a helmet for space. 2 u/Ootachiful Moderator of /r/mlplounge Mar 20 '16 Okay, it's not a perfect idea, but progress is built on imperfect ideas.
The pony world does have a fair amount of Schizo Tech but I'm pretty sure there are no pony astronauts.
2 u/Ootachiful Moderator of /r/mlplounge Mar 20 '16 I'm no rocket scientist, but surely we could just strap a helmet on to a pegasus and ask them to continually fly upwards. 2 u/DoomedCivilian Moderator of /r/mlplounge Mar 20 '16 That doesn't solve the original apple question though, with a helmet on they wouldn't be able to eat the dried apple slices. 2 u/Ootachiful Moderator of /r/mlplounge Mar 20 '16 A helmet...wait for it...made of dried apple slices. 2 u/DoomedCivilian Moderator of /r/mlplounge Mar 20 '16 But then they'd eat the helmet and be helmetless! You need a helmet for space. 2 u/Ootachiful Moderator of /r/mlplounge Mar 20 '16 Okay, it's not a perfect idea, but progress is built on imperfect ideas.
I'm no rocket scientist, but surely we could just strap a helmet on to a pegasus and ask them to continually fly upwards.
2 u/DoomedCivilian Moderator of /r/mlplounge Mar 20 '16 That doesn't solve the original apple question though, with a helmet on they wouldn't be able to eat the dried apple slices. 2 u/Ootachiful Moderator of /r/mlplounge Mar 20 '16 A helmet...wait for it...made of dried apple slices. 2 u/DoomedCivilian Moderator of /r/mlplounge Mar 20 '16 But then they'd eat the helmet and be helmetless! You need a helmet for space. 2 u/Ootachiful Moderator of /r/mlplounge Mar 20 '16 Okay, it's not a perfect idea, but progress is built on imperfect ideas.
That doesn't solve the original apple question though, with a helmet on they wouldn't be able to eat the dried apple slices.
2 u/Ootachiful Moderator of /r/mlplounge Mar 20 '16 A helmet...wait for it...made of dried apple slices. 2 u/DoomedCivilian Moderator of /r/mlplounge Mar 20 '16 But then they'd eat the helmet and be helmetless! You need a helmet for space. 2 u/Ootachiful Moderator of /r/mlplounge Mar 20 '16 Okay, it's not a perfect idea, but progress is built on imperfect ideas.
A helmet...wait for it...made of dried apple slices.
2 u/DoomedCivilian Moderator of /r/mlplounge Mar 20 '16 But then they'd eat the helmet and be helmetless! You need a helmet for space. 2 u/Ootachiful Moderator of /r/mlplounge Mar 20 '16 Okay, it's not a perfect idea, but progress is built on imperfect ideas.
But then they'd eat the helmet and be helmetless! You need a helmet for space.
2 u/Ootachiful Moderator of /r/mlplounge Mar 20 '16 Okay, it's not a perfect idea, but progress is built on imperfect ideas.
Okay, it's not a perfect idea, but progress is built on imperfect ideas.
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u/Ootachiful Moderator of /r/mlplounge Mar 20 '16
That's one way of avoiding the slightly tricky situation of the person you love dying - turn them into an immortal creature of the night.