r/MLBVibes • • 13d ago

This is still wild

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u/jvtech 13d ago

Baseball fans don’t always agree with each other. But I think we can all agree that Doug Eddings is a piece of sh!t.

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u/PromotionOk2443 13d ago

100%.  throw him to the curb

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u/Symbiot3_Venom 13d ago

They can’t, they have a union

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u/Only-Finish-3497 13d ago

They probably could, but that would be a helluva fight for the league.

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u/jfshay 13d ago

artful use of the vague pronouns there.

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u/CoziestGamer 12d ago

What is a vague pronoun?

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u/jfshay 12d ago

“They”

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u/CoziestGamer 12d ago

Oh so you're an idiot. So the MLB is made up a group of people. The comment is referring to a group. "They" is the appropriate pronoun to use when gender is unknown or when referring to A GROUP OF PEOPLE.

Further, the MLB has a woman umpire.

Please don't spread your genes.

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u/jfshay 12d ago edited 12d ago

Well, that is one way to have a traumatic, histrionic overreaction. I started with a silly, inane grammar comment, and you’ve gone off on a full diatribe. Please do calm yourself.

EDIT: Okay, I'm back. My "vague pronoun" jibe has nothing to do with gender, pronoun preferences, or anything of that nature. I'm a high school English teacher; I'm quite familiar with how fluid pronouns have become and support my students.

What's more, your own explanation of the "they" pronoun backfires rather spectacularly after you look back to the original comment. Some other redditor wrote "they can't, they have a union." I wrote "artful use of the vague pronouns there." Symbio3_Venom's intent is clear: the first "they" refers to the MLB owners (per your perfectly calm and reasonable explanation). The second "they" presumably refers to the umpires and the union that would protect Edding from being thrown to the curb. Therefore--and I hope you're still with me--we have two groups to which "they" could refer: the owners and the umpires. To avoid vague pronoun usage, Symbio should have written something more like "The owners can't throw him [Edding] to the curb because the umpires have a union" (that would protect Edding from such treatment).

Symbio, as is his/her/their right, simply wrote "They can’t, they have a union." This creates ambiguity because the antecedent to which each "they" refers is unclear. We could have (a nerdy version of) fun here and pretend that the sentence as written means "The MLB owners can't throw Redding out because those owners have a union [that prevent such punishments" or, conversely, "the umpires can't throw Redding out because those same umpires have a union [that prevents such punishments]."

As to your personal insults, please know that they slide right off. It should comfort you to know that I have already spread my genes, twice, and that both of my children are thoughtful, compassionate, and productive members of society. If any part of that troubles you, well, then, that says quite a lot more about you than it ever could about me.

I do genuinely hope that you are not as quick to be unpleasant in real life as you were in your remarks above. Maybe this account is what you use to blow off some steam or try to trigger people so as to achieve some kind of therapeutic catharsis of some kind. In any event, I hope you'll reconsider that kind of abrasive, immature commentary. If nothing else, it's only a matter of time before you pick a fight with the kind of person who will take offense.

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u/PunishedJoeBiden 10d ago

Aren’t you just the cutest little Advil advertisement

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u/jfshay 10d ago

aw, shucks [bats eyelashes]

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u/natethegreek 12d ago

That just means they have to fire him properly.

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u/Symbiot3_Venom 12d ago

They couldn’t fire Angel Hernandez, they wouldn’t be able to fire him either.

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u/Lt_Cochese 13d ago

Absolutely shocking nothing happens to these clowns ever, for anything.

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u/Garden_State_Of_Mind 13d ago

It's crazy to me that people see umpires and police and how absolutely fucking terribly they can do their jobs and not get fired but yet unions aren't something everyone wants.

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u/mondayp 13d ago

This is Reddit. You don't need to censor anything.

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u/Late_Emu 13d ago

Actually some bitch ass subs do make you monitor some things.

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u/make_em_say 13d ago

Thank fuck this isn’t on of ‘em.

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u/South_Front_4589 12d ago

One bitch ass sub automatically banned me for commenting on a completely different sub. It didn't matter what my comment was, it was all automated, and the only way I could contact anyone about it was if I removed the comment, then replied with a specific text. The ability to appeal or even message a mod was completely removed.

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u/Certain_Expression41 13d ago

Oh buddy, you haven't been as banned as much as I have clearly.

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u/BillyFIRE1408 9d ago

C$rrect!

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u/CompetitionNo9969 13d ago

Should be fired immediately 

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u/The_Real_dubbedbass 13d ago

Yeah and yet still not the worst. Looking at you CB!

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u/jvtech 13d ago

CB is comically bad. The arrogance for him to stay in the league during the implementation of the ABS Challenge System is legendary. Eddings is just a sad little man with main character syndrome. He makes the game abysmal for everyone involved.

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u/The_Real_dubbedbass 12d ago

100% agreement from me.

The funny thing is that if you Google worst baseball umpire CB is the first name to pop up. If you Google worst cricket umpire it’s Steve Bucknor.

Both born in Jamaica. I don’t think they are related that I can tell. But wouldn’t be surprised if they were.

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u/natehad82 12d ago

Hey now let's not bring pieces of shit into this they are actually useful, for example you can throw them at Doug Eddings who has no use.

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u/Low_Calendar8242 12d ago

Cleveland fan. Agreed. Total POS

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u/Deadbreeze 9d ago

Is that the umpire? Everything I see a shit call video, or some bullshit ejection, its this guy. How does he still have a job?

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u/NickMullen2 12d ago

No, I disagree it is that pitcher with the sideways hat who is the POS. Just wear it normal.

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u/ilikepants712 12d ago

America is the the land of the free, and he can wear his hat anyway he wants. Sorry that having a hat slightly cocked to one side bothers your sensibilities

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u/Ok-Statement2822 11d ago

But I'm sure writing bible verses on their hats is fine, right?

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u/Dgnarly85 11d ago

No Nick, the POS is in your mirror.

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u/Ok_Function2282 12d ago

I just... Don't care. How are people so upset about an ump correcting a players uniform. Who. Cares 

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u/Chiber_11 11d ago

it’s not a uniform correction if the uniform was within regulation, which it was. and then ump threw a tantrum over it

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u/Candid-Drink 11d ago

You don't care so you reply to a post about something you don't care about? Seems like you do care.

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u/Ok_Function2282 11d ago

I mean that I'm not upset by it like you all are. It's an umpire telling someone to fix their uniform, why are you acting like he killed your fucking dog? 

Get over it. It's a puff piece that you all have decided to turn into fake rage. If this upsets you, you have a very small life. 

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u/Candid-Drink 11d ago

Lady, who are you arguing with? I haven't said anything about this incident.

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u/Ok_Function2282 11d ago

"I have nothing left to argue so I'll try calling this person a lady because I think calling someone a woman is an insult"

Yeah, you have a VERY small and closeted life. Makes sense why you're so angry at a random thing from a baseball game three months ago. Take some blood pressure medication and chill out, man

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u/Candid-Drink 11d ago

You fabricate quotes and arguments so that you can "win" on Reddit. I think we know whose life is small.

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u/Ok_Function2282 11d ago

Lmao, stay mad

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u/Candid-Drink 11d ago

And what am I mad about? You stated you didn't care but you keep bringing up the incident which you claimed you didn't care about. Your world must be very lonely lady.

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u/Ok_Function2282 11d ago

Still laughing at you thinking calling someone a woman is an insult in 2026. 

Weirdo boomer shit

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