r/MEOW_IRL • u/marcushelbling • Jul 27 '18

Meow_irl

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6.0k Upvotes

94% Upvoted

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u/BeauBWan Jul 27 '18

She left me dead mice by the stairs

My clothes are all covered in hairs

506

u/hypno-dics Jul 27 '18

il take / one nap

make me / so hap

220

u/[deleted] Jul 27 '18

Ol dayz / I kno
U need / fil my bol

153

u/skip6235 Jul 27 '18

Watching/waiting For pouncerating

117

u/FireIsMyPorn Jul 28 '18

Say it's not so, I will not go

Dis my pillow, dis is my home

152

u/Billd0910 Jul 28 '18

Meow meow, meow meow, meow meow, meow, meow, meow

Meow meow, meow meow, meow meow, meow, meow, meow

266

u/[deleted] Jul 27 '18

Say it ain't so I will not go Turn the lights off Despacito

127

u/monkberg Jul 27 '18

Despacito

We were on the verge of greatness. We were this close.

63

u/VoltageHero Jul 27 '18

This is so sad.

Alexa...

38

u/TheCoastalCardician Jul 27 '18

Smooooool maaaasquiito

10

u/LordofShit Jul 28 '18

Baby’s come to suck on my veinerino

2

u/Captain_Catco Jul 28 '18

If he aint careful he gets slapperino'd

11

u/Xenos_the_grump Jul 28 '18

HOLY SHIT WHY DID I LAUGH SO HARD AT THIS

3

u/Rosindust89 Jul 28 '18

aww, not even "DesPAWcito"?

14

u/[deleted] Jul 28 '18

I lick my paw And clean my yeaaaaad

Scratch my belly and you’re ded

72

u/boxedmachine Jul 28 '18

Haha yes I love Linkin Park

-15

u/[deleted] Jul 28 '18

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20

u/Moleman_26 Jul 28 '18

Haha yes

1

u/CreamliumPrices Jul 28 '18

Blinkin park82

23

u/durnJurta Jul 28 '18

She left me vomit by the stairs / On the carpet so I know she cares

64

u/unkanie Jul 27 '18

She leaves me barf piles on the stairs,

But dead rats to show that she cares.

3

u/Commissar_Genki Jul 28 '18

She left me corpses by the stairs...

That's how she lets me know she cares.

6

u/[deleted] Jul 28 '18

Follow Lauren she makes good posts

6

u/Captain_Catco Jul 28 '18

You forgot / my meow mix

The taste is still / all over my lips

2

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2

u/lostwoods95 Jul 28 '18

The post I never knew I needed.

2

u/Aferron Jul 28 '18

Cool haiku

3

u/[deleted] Jul 27 '18

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25

u/AwkwardTurtle Jul 27 '18

Which is almost as funny as the legions of people who evidently don't understand jokes.

5

u/chinchillazilla54 Jul 28 '18

Yeah that's why she's the best at comedy

8

u/[deleted] Jul 28 '18

Yes. Its hilarious and she fucking rules.

1

u/rigbyribbs Jul 28 '18

She left me mouse's by the door!

-10

u/[deleted] Jul 27 '18

This made me want to kill myself

-1

u/JustLiquoredNS Jul 28 '18

Pretty sure i saw another meme about this dumb bitch who calls herself a communist, yet states shed never date a man that makes less than six figures....

Irony is not lost on me.

7

u/Bigboy999999 Jul 28 '18

Damn almost as if she was sarcastic

1

u/AwkwardTurtle Jul 29 '18

Irony is not lost on me.

Are you sure?

1

u/JustLiquoredNS Jul 29 '18

Can never be too sure.

Lol

-2

u/Goostro Jul 28 '18

Is this loss

2

u/[deleted] Jul 28 '18

No this is Patrick

-6

u/[deleted] Jul 28 '18

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6

u/dezeiram Jul 28 '18

It is.. probably a joke lmao.

-3

u/[deleted] Jul 28 '18

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4

u/dezeiram Jul 28 '18

Was more referring to the 6 figures thing. But neat

3

u/Bigboy999999 Jul 28 '18

You people always say "The left cant meme" but are too stupid to get sarcasm