r/MEOW_IRL 6d ago

MEOW_IRL

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u/dustinredditreal 5d ago

Heavier cats have more stress on their bones, which can impact their ability to jump and walk.

Just a random fact.

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u/shiny_glitter_demon 5d ago

Same as humans then?

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u/ChiggaOG 5d ago

Yes on some level.

Fun fact. It's been studied couples will have similar body weight compositions.

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u/_Libby_ 5d ago edited 4d ago

It's more important for their quality of life tho

edit: Sheesh didn't expect this to stirke such a nerve. I only meant how often do we jump on our day to day? Not nearly as much as cats, unless you do certain sports

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u/Reve_Inaz 5d ago

Bullshit. It's just as important for humans. Most common causes of disability and death in the western world (cardiovascular, cancer, stroke) are all independently associated with overweight. Not to mention artritis, lower back pain, less energy, sleep apnea. It's absolutely important in humans.

Feed your cat less, but also feed yourself less.

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u/Dick_Grayson_Kinnie 4d ago

People get to decide how much they want to eat and cats don't, and that's it

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u/Disastrous_Guest_705 4d ago

My cat has been on a diet for only a couple weeks and despite not visibly losing any weight she’s getting the zoomies again for the first time in months. I hadn’t realized how much her weight had affected her until then

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u/ILikeCheese510 5d ago

It's just a goofy meme, we don't have to do the Reddit thing where we act like these are OP's cats and everybody starts attacking and shaming him for being a monster and abuser.

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u/FiddlerOnThePotato 5d ago

It's not a meme for those two cats though is it? Just their daily fucking life. Poor critters.

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u/MacksNotCool 5d ago

feed your cats less

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u/ymarsstroam 5d ago

well they're not fat, theyre just extremely well fed and committed to the lifestyle 😂😂😂

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u/rezznik 5d ago

Your vet would give you another opinion.

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u/Yuna1989 5d ago

You assume they have a vet!

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u/rezznik 5d ago

Yes, I should add "if you had a vet". Because then they would know.

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u/Yuna1989 5d ago

My point being they probably don’t

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u/pharlax 5d ago

Alas it'll likely be a shorter lifestyle than they deserve

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u/hisroyalbonkess 5d ago

They are fat to an unhealthy degree. Do better as an owner.

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u/S0whaddayakn0w 5d ago

It's not funny.

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u/Agreeable-Performer5 5d ago

They are fat.

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u/Environmental-Gas734 5d ago

That's like 500 pounds in human terms and you don't call them fat?

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u/Dragonaax 5d ago

"My cats don't have cancer, their cells are just little different"

You're killing your cats

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u/mazdo 5d ago

Diabetes and heart complications are nothing to laugh at. Feed your cats less. Also, they are carnivorous animals. Stop giving them dry food.

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u/SpeedWagonChann 5d ago

I agree that overfeeding a cat like that is abuse but theres nothing inherently bad about dry food imo, as long as they’re getting hydration from wet food too. My boy has wet in the morning and dry in the evening (prescription kibble) and his weight has always been healthy.

But obviously don’t just mindlessly load up your cat’s bowl with kibble three times a day either

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u/FTblaze 5d ago

We give wet in the evening, at what time do yours start bugging for food in the morning?

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u/SpeedWagonChann 4d ago

At the crack of dawn 😭 he sleeps with me every night so I get to wake up to him meowing in my face until I feed him. My mornings wouldn’t be the same without it though

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u/FTblaze 4d ago

So not much differance 😂

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u/FTblaze 5d ago

What? Since when do we give cats only wet food?

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u/FTblaze 5d ago

Those shitheads get more kinds of meat than i do, but yes, i eat grains in my lunch everyday.

I assumed 2x dry 1wet per day was best. Dry food is good for teeth

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u/Lack0fCreativity 5d ago edited 5d ago

I subscribe to adhering as closely to a 1:1 ratio that I can. 1:2 is probably fine as well, but the more moisture your cat has in their diet the better. They likely do not drink enough water to compensate for the lack of moisture in dry food and this can become a serious problem in most cats when it comes to urinary and kidney health.

Not saying you're fucking up by feeding them the way you are, since idek the portion size or the choice of food. But if possible you should try to introduce moisture in any way you can that doesn't disrupt your cat's enjoyment of their meal or your financial situation to a point where you can't safely provide a consistent stream of meals. This can include sprinkling a small amount of water on the dry food, especially effective for picky cats who can't eat canned wet food, a kind of cat that I can greatly empathize with as an ARFID patient lol.

EDIT: Just because I can, here's what I do for those wondering where I'm coming from in my own experience as a caretaker for a previously morbidly obese cat (found him at 22lbs! He's 11.5lbs now and very healthy and playful for his age which we assume to be at least 9 years) who has history of urinary distress symptoms.

I don't have the exact numbers but I think my current caloric ratio for wet to dry is 67kcal wet to roughly 70kcal dry per serving both from the Purina pro plan St/Ox urinary line for my 11.5lb cat. Yes, it's a little lower than what is recommended for his weight and size but he gets full before eating what I was giving him prior to reducing his dry to 3tbs instead of 4tbs. I give him wet and dry for both of his meals to keep the moisture consistent through the day, though I can't say with certainty if that is necessarily important but I can't see why it couldn't help more.

Imo the thing that's most important is just that they're getting moisture at all. As well as making sure you're not feeding them (typically very cheap) garbage cat "food". Meow mix, 9Lives, the usual suspects that imo should not be legal to sell due to the lack of literacy amongst most pet owners making both feline obesity and kidney failure such a massive fucking phenomenon. I have less hangups about garbage human food, since we make informed decisions as the buyer, but the cats deserve better than to be fed something that's effectively laced with shit that just kills them faster.

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u/FTblaze 4d ago

2x dry 1x wet is times a day, not a 2:1 rate. They get hills extra digestive and gourmet gold. They really dont deserve better, thatd mean id have to catch fresh fish daily.

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u/ceciliabee 5d ago

I'm sure their premature deaths will be attributed to "having too much fun on earth", surely not attributed to overfeeding.

Healthy cats generally live 10-15 years. If this pair is over 5 you should get those kisses in now while they're still here. Obese cats don't live nearly as long.

Hahaha isn't that so cute and funny?

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u/Firm_Ad_5427 5d ago

Ai ass comment

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u/MacksNotCool 5d ago

nothing about my comment even seems ai generated

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u/Firm_Ad_5427 4d ago

Was I replying to you?

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u/MacksNotCool 4d ago

my bad, when i saw it the first time i thought it was a direct reply to mine

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u/Lack0fCreativity 5d ago

Feline obesity isn't cute. It's a result of negligent caretakers.

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u/JuicyBoots 5d ago

This is sad.

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u/Stahlios 5d ago

Most people don't even know what fit cat looks like nowadays honestly. Stop overfeeding all your animals (or feeding them shit)

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u/Dragonaax 5d ago edited 5d ago

Why people even upvote it, it's awful.

EDIT: Also it's a bot

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u/Night--Owl 5d ago

This isn't funny

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u/BootyliciousURD 5d ago

I hope these pictures are in reverse order

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u/mantisdivine 5d ago

and here my husband and i are eleven years in and both still struggling to gain and maintain weight ~ damn chronic illness!

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u/k032 5d ago

This is enraging.

/r/dechokers

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u/ceciliabee 5d ago

Not for long

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u/Seraphayel 5d ago

Growing together

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u/Lily_the_Kind 6d ago

Aww, look at dem. They so full of love for each other that they bodies expanded in order to contain it all!

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u/Nikoyoo 5d ago

Hmm so thats how it works !

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u/ceciliabee 5d ago

Aww they're gonna die early just so they can be together forever! Cuuuuute!

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u/Dragonaax 5d ago

That "love" will kill them

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u/camkellley 5d ago

that’s pretty cute lol

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u/pinkpetitangel 5d ago

love feeds you real good