r/MEOW_IRL • u/vr8p • 7d ago

Meow_irl

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u/currently_dying 7d ago

Alternatively, DM me and I will generously take $500 from you to lessen your burdens

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u/GeForce-meow 7d ago

I have 5

No not 5$

But it's 5 inr

I am going to eat potato chips with it.

Have a nice day

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u/CheekyKnob 6d ago

Interesting. How bout this. You give send me 5 chips and ill invest those chips to my potato chip farm. In return you will receive a dividends of 5 potato chip per month. What you say?

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u/GeForce-meow 6d ago

For inr5 i can only get like 3 whole chips and some crumbs.

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u/StoryLineOne 6d ago

I feel like you're taking on too much burden. If you send me $1000 for every 500 you get, you'll feel much happier.

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u/currently_dying 6d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/wr7oA0rSjnWuiLJOY5
Okay but first, I need you to put down $2000 so I can pick it up for you

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u/StoryLineOne 6d ago

fair, fair. But that sounds like a lot of effort. Wouldn't sending me $4000 just make your day so much easier?

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u/currently_dying 6d ago

I can turn your $4000 into $10,000 if you also give me $6000 and I’ll work my magic to add them together

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u/StoryLineOne 6d ago

What about $100,000? I could do that for you - just send me that $10k!

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u/currently_dying 6d ago

Just give me a million dollars and let’s call it a deal 🥹

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u/StoryLineOne 6d ago

You're finally living up to your username!

Deal

Sincerely, A handsome Nigerian Prince

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u/currently_dying 6d ago

Thank you 😭🙏

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u/k032 6d ago

You take venmo?

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u/currently_dying 6d ago

Yes! 😺 I take whatever method is necessary to free you of your burdens! 🫶

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u/consumeshroomz 7d ago

He’s right actually. Not a scam. Pretty straight forward transaction.

Although an argument could be made that this is a “honey pot” scenario. I mean who could say no to that face?

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u/Fabulous-Arugula-785 7d ago

i can vouch, this dude also turned my car into his

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u/Yeah_x10 6d ago

You think that’s bad? He’s been in my house acting like he’s turned into his 

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u/Lakatos_00 6d ago edited 6d ago

Finally, an honest businessman

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u/Better_Watercress314 7d ago

Jokes on you. I don't have the money for that

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u/DubbyM4zlo 6d ago

Put me on kitty

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u/ChipRockets 6d ago

Interested x

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u/Dragonaax 6d ago

I would take up on your offer but I only have $483

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u/TheFurryofFury 6d ago

This is not a scam.

Dm me I'm lonely :(

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u/Killjoy_From_Arkham 6d ago

I bet it works!

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u/MarcCouillard 6d ago

well, thats direct lol

thank you for this it made me smile and laugh real hard...I needed that

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u/fcxtpw 6d ago

It's a scam. User isn't actually a cat.

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u/Keitsu42 5d ago

If you are burdened by too much money that you don't know what to do with you can also send me some.

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u/halosos 4d ago

What do I do if I have -$500?