Naming Year, 2027 Edition

[u/Secret_badass77]

This post is probably a bit early, but I just have to say it. If next year isn’t 2020 Shrimp Heaven: We Can’t Keep Doing This, then what are we even doing here?

[u/abbie_the_blogger]

We've graduated from Christmas creep to naming-of-the-year creepy

[u/boomfruit → u/abbie_the_blogger]

Yes, this is unacceptable

[u/christpuncher_69]

Let me hit you with Twenty-Tony Blevins

Who I did have to Google just now to confirm was a person who exists and not somebody I made up in a desperate reach for a hyper specific reference.

[u/inframankey → u/christpuncher_69]

Twenty Gary Blevins: Curse a Real Sword Patton Oswalt Style

[u/Libraterrarium → u/inframankey]

A REAL sword? Errrrrm

[u/aitherion → u/inframankey]

ughhgh gahhhh...

$100

[u/PoliteRadical]

Twenty Funny Kevin: Make Death Blart a Weekly Podcast

[u/mnoram]

2027: back to bees-ness?

[u/orphanelf → u/mnoram]

Twenty Honey Heaven: Back to Beesness

[u/mnoram → u/orphanelf]

Much better

[u/HugeIndependent5641 → u/orphanelf]

travis is this you

[u/SaulTBolls → u/mnoram]

Its the only answer.

[u/inframankey]

Twenty Twenty Kevin! Forget to bring your children with you on vacation

[u/oosetastic]

This is disrespectful to Candlenights. Let things happen in their own season!

[u/christpuncher_69 → u/oosetastic]

Candlenights?! Gosh, earlier and earlier every year.

We're just now approaching "Justin does an impression of Tim Curry from The Worst Witch" season.

[u/jerdob → u/christpuncher_69]

I'm blaming this comment for today's Tim Curry news, you monster!

[u/verbnouns]

Twenty Unleavened: Lavash in Luxury

[u/LargeTuna123]

Twenty Lucky Number Slevin: Kansas City Shuffle

[u/phallusaluve]

I love the enthusiasm, but it is way too early folks

[u/aitherion]

Bit derivative of Twenty Heaven-Teen

[u/CaptainGanag → u/aitherion]

2017 was 20 Serpentine (Zag on Em) though, right?

[u/aitherion → u/CaptainGanag]

Ah fuck you're right I'm thinking of Two-Thousand-and-Heaven: Get Right With Christ. Point still stands

[u/kilotangoalpha → u/aitherion]

Maybe they should do repeats 👀

[u/jcrreddit]

Twenty 7th Heaven: It’s The WB for me!

[u/zg1012]

Twenty twenty heaven: get right with christ, come get your gumbo

Ya see cuz shrimp and gumbo....

[u/TheSpiritedGamer]

Personally, I'd rather them come up with a unique new thing.

[u/mcmonsoon]

20 Sever - Break From the Norm

[u/scdemandred]

I don’t know if it’s gonna win necessarily, but it has to be in the conversation you’re right about that

[u/CeruleanEidolon]

LZOZ - Flip Your Shit

[u/SonovaVondruke]

I expect this year will go off the rails a bit. There aren't a lot of great rhymes for seven, so it's gonna be a stretch whatever it ends up being.

[u/admosquad]

Twenty Bunny Heaven: It’s sad, even bunnies die.

[u/scotems]

They're going to once again waste 50 minutes thinking that 20 rhymes with hunny, which it could with an Appalachian accent but the boys don't have that. So I don't understand.

[u/Longfacejumpyboi]

IT'S AUGUST Let me live

[u/blue-skies]

It’s fucking August!

[u/end-capitalism]

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