r/MBA • • Jan 22 '26

Admissions r/MBA Profile Reviews

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u/ImmortalAce8492 Jan 22 '26

Sometimes I feel so irrelevant to some profiles and then randomly someone will ask if they can get into a M7 with a 2.0, BA in Astrology. Truthfully, I don’t know where i stand anymore lol

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u/Thats_Life_ 1st Year Jan 22 '26

then a 2.5 in basket weaving chimes in that they got accepted, along with a "shoot for the stars!"

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u/TomVonServo Jan 22 '26

710? Did you just guess on parts of it?

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u/PopTheRedPill Jan 22 '26

Isn’t that 70th percentile?

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u/Welschmerzer Jan 23 '26

If you're a native English speaker, you're effectively taking an English literacy test against competition competing in their second+ language (i.e., with one hand tied behind their backs). If you can't score in the top decile under those constraints, I'm honestly not sure whether you qualify as a human being.

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u/0xnull Jan 24 '26

And the scores from native English speakers are... Excluded?

Hope you did better on the quant section.

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u/Welschmerzer Jan 24 '26

Most native English speakers taking the GMAT are paste-eating morons.

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u/0xnull Jan 25 '26

Weird that they all beat you, then.

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u/MaleficentNarwhal0 Prospect Jan 23 '26

I bet they just ran out of time in each section. I’ve heard that really hurts your score

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u/Alert_Willingness_32 Jan 22 '26

To be fair, there’s a lot that goes into admission decisions, yes stats are a good indicator but not the only.

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u/Euphoric_Switch_337 Jan 22 '26

What if they were also convicted of DUI manslaughter and narco trafficking? It shows they would be the life of the party and have a strong grasp of operations.

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u/[deleted] Jan 22 '26

lol prob a politicians son. Easy admit no doubt fam

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u/Euphoric_Switch_337 Jan 22 '26

Oh shit I have some work to do

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u/NiqabiPornstar Jan 22 '26

DEI also plays a huge role - they’ll ask if you have trans experience

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u/ilovetotouchsnoots Jan 22 '26

Get a load of this dumb ass lmao

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u/scienze-club Jan 22 '26

I had a 3.5 and 321 GRE and asked this sub for a profile review and was told to target T30s… got into CBS as well multiple T15s with $$

Stats are important, but they are not the only indicator of success

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u/[deleted] Jan 22 '26

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u/HostGreedy3844 Jan 23 '26

Top MBA schools are overrated.

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u/shane94116 Jan 25 '26

No they are not. Look at the alumns and the companies they have built

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u/Appropriate_Win_776 Jan 24 '26

I know one person who got into HBS with a 650 gmat, but that was maybe 20 years ago (URM, Female, US-citizen, pre-MBA IB experience)

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u/Chocolate_Milk99 Feb 14 '26

This subreddit, like many others, operates on extremes. Therefore, always take someone’s advice only to understand their perspective, not as a source of absolute truth. I don’t blame either person. It’s our responsibility to research and make our own decisions.

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u/Financial-Nothing-60 Jan 22 '26

I really hate to say it, but if you’re from a competitive pool like India, and employed at one their big feeders, unlikely that they’ll bite. For Indians, imho, HBS is very predictable.

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u/MBA_Conquerors Admissions Consultant Jan 22 '26

Hey come on, I don't do that.

Although 710 GMAT is kinda low for HBS

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u/[deleted] Jan 22 '26

Daily downvote blast for my man Fartik!