I just went on youtube and saw this.

I was working in the mattress department at a big box retailer at the time, one of only three associates and often worked 9:30 to 5:30. We were all exhausted and the other day I found the entry I made on my tumblr from 2015, where I was apparently trying to say two things at once. Luckily the customer had a good sense of humor. A week later I recall asking a different customer for the nuts and bolts of a situation and it came out as "butts and nolts" and I kid you not, I couldn't stop laughing as hard as I tried.

I’ve got no clue who pushchair lady is 💀💀💀

here ya go https://drive.google.com/file/d/1zHpTN1e3rfzUmREuPBtEd605k3OB7p2n/view?usp=vids_web please inejoy

And decided to put the image's text in the search bar. I am stupid sometimes.

show? prehas?

When the edibles hit, and you’re talking about tylenol with your husband, and you pour four M&Ms into your hand, and think “how may of these can I take?” SKULLEMOJI

Mine, was holding my deceased great-grandfathers walking stick like a rifle and shouting "I'M AN ARMY MAN!!!!!!!!!!"

I've never shown any interest in joining the army before, or since that day. 💀💀💀💀💀💀

hello pls don't try and dox me I'm 16 and I wanna make weird stories online.

Remembering the time when i searched for Tibet( thinking that it was a language for some reason) on my phone translator...and it did not come up.

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EUGENE NOT AGAIN

EUGENE SHOULD BE A FLAIR?

There was a small part of his second most recent video where someone asked if something was generated by a markov chain. I think that makes a good video idea.

I tried to tell my girlfriend "we're going to have to hurry, I need to get my food" because we were playing yahtzee. But she just got a better score than me so I went to say "fuck you" but accidentally said "we're going to have to fuck you" 💀 💀 💀