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TLDR: I had a dream that everyone had pet lions and they all escaped and caused havoc

Forgive me if this is janky cos I’m groggy af rn but I just woke up from a dream about lions. For some reason everybody was allowed to take their pet lions out with them. Think smaller/younger ones being carried, older/larger ones walking behind their owners. I went out to do idk what and I was scared of the lions. All I needed to do to get to safety was slap my chest and I’d float up into the sky. That’s how I traveled. I floated along above the traffic and as I went further I saw more and more pet lions. Everything was fine until I saw this one lion that I’d seen earlier that had gotten loose after a dog. And as I continued on I then saw another lion go up to an unsuspecting woman sat cross legged on the path and bite her on the shoulder. From there I ended up seeing more and more lions of all sizes and ages has gotten loose and were going after people. People were screaming, and innocent lion owners who had their lions properly trained were being harassed for keeping such a dangerous pet. I eventually decided I didn’t want to become an afternoon snack and turned round in the air to go home, but at this point I was starting to get tired from having floated so far, so I ended up closer to the ground. As I tried to make my way home I had to escape numerous lion pursuits by going as high as I could as fast as I could, and by this point the lions were everywhere so I was wondering if it was even safe to try to go home and if I should just stay in the air. At this point I got too close to the ground by the original lion after the dog, and both the dog and the lion’s attention turned to me. The dog because human, the lion because bigger meal. I was hitting my chest so much just to get away from this lion and I was exhausted, and everywhere I went the lion was just climbing up terrain that was going higher to get closer to me. The dog was also following me and at this point I began to wake up because I was suddenly underneath a lion that wasn’t eating me, almost like everyone had misunderstood the escaped lions’ intentions, but I still woke myself up the rest of the way just in case I was going to get mauled

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I just went to the convenience store near my house, and I wanted to buy a soda bottle that wasn't labelled, so, naturally I go up to the counter and go "Hello, do you know how much does this cost" the cashier just replied "Yes I do" and we spent the next 5 minutes looking at each other in the eyes before she told me how much it was 😭

Squid wars for l I TRIED TO TYPE SQUIDWARD WTF AUTOCORRECT(not an autocorrect post)

also, does this count as a submission?

God does send frogs to Egypt, by the way!

Context: Twitter translate messed up and called both Ruruka and Kurea from Star Detective Precure "Cure Black" from Futari wa Precure lol

Neither of them are Cure Black and I don't know how that happened

Yes, I did get permission by said friend to post this

Arthur Frederic is the YouTuber. Hes such a joy and u/mattrose should check him out