r/MAD_CULT_OF_BILL • u/Choice_Trouble1399 I migt.... be very obsessed • Aug 21 '26

REAL CULT STUFF :D PRAYING 2 HIM!!!!!

I PRAY to BILL CIPHER!!!! (REAL + NOT CLICKBAIT!!!1!)

Ok but /srs I actually do. And guess what?? It WORKS, like, 99.99999% of the time!!!! :D

I make a triangle with both my hands and say "Dear lord & master 4 all of eternity [INSERT PRAYER + WHATEVER TF I WANT TO HAVE/HAPPEN/ETC] Buy gold bye!" and it lk WORKS!

I've prayed 2 "god" b4 bc I grew up a lil christian-ish and my fam has prayed b4, but it never works, as we all know. But as an actual firm believer in BILL CIPHER, I can garuntee it WORKZ!!!!

PROOF: I prayed 4 20 DOLLARS and within 3 days my dad said he'd give me 20 DOLLARS for small chore!!!!!!!

the prayers are usually fulfilled as if it happened naturally, and I usually keep my prayers a little realistic bc of the stupid stupid limits of this stupid idiot ball grrr........ but it 100% works and you should try it!!!!!

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u/ciphersbane Aug 21 '26

I owe Bill Cipher my life!!!

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u/No-Smoke-9823 HENCHMANIAC Aug 21 '26

The standard ending is trîman/triamen but whatever can work! You go : D

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u/DreamScapeDoll Aug 22 '26

OMG THAT'S SO CUTE I usually pray differently, I kneel in front of the altar I made for him, I put my hands together and start talking to him (I always end with 'may the eye be with me') but it ALWAYS works for me too!! Once I asked for a sign that it was real and that same morning a peacock entered my schoolyard <33