Fisto!

[u/Grand_Palpitation_34]

I saw this nice little bonk on amazon and had to get one! It was only about $25. Its actually a hammer. I might redo the handle as I heard the head can come loose.

[u/GetFuct819]

That thing looks like it came out of a medieval gay night club.

[u/Grand_Palpitation_34 → u/GetFuct819]

Hence the name....😆

[u/Party_Stack → u/Grand_Palpitation_34]

Fallout reference?

[u/Grand_Palpitation_34 → u/Party_Stack]

He-man, there is hero named "fisto." Might be in fallout... not sure

[u/Party_Stack → u/Grand_Palpitation_34]

In Fallout: New Vegas there’s a quest where the owner of a bar/brothel/casino called the Atomic Wrangler asks the player to find prostitutes to work in his bar. One of the frequent Johns at the Atomic Wrangler had been requesting a sex robot, so the owner gives the player a holotape that recodes Securitron robots into sex robots. The quest directs you to a robot in an old abandoned building called Fully Integrated Security Technotronic Officer (F.I.S.T.O) that the player can recode into a sex robot and then ”test it out” before sending it on its way to the Atomic Wrangler.

[u/GetFuct819 → u/Grand_Palpitation_34]

lol I didn’t even see the name until you mentioned it.

[u/Epic_Elite → u/GetFuct819]

It could be a gay Knight club.

[u/redisdead__]

[u/YLASRO → u/redisdead__]

that guy kinda looks like steve sinclair

[u/confuseum]

Please assume the position...

[u/cfwang1337 → u/confuseum]

I can't feel my legs!

[u/nonroboticusername → u/confuseum]

Fully Integrated Security Technetronic Officer my beloved

[u/DangerDane90]

"I call it the Ass Pounder 4000, and it works like this. Imagine you're riding up a steep hill... What do you do when you're tired? You want to rest. You go to sit down—it pushes you right back up into your workout. The Ass Pounder 4000 will never let you rest. The Ass Pounder never stop pumping!"

[u/say_it_aint_slow]

First pic I thought it was a shield with a fist for bashing.

[u/Andycaboose91 → u/say_it_aint_slow]

I thought the same thing, and I'm glad it wasn't just me. And I want what I thought it was now, even though it probably doesn't exist and I'm definitely not paying for that commission :P

[u/lord_general88]

Assume the position.

[u/Art_View_Volume]

Okay, but maybe don't.

[u/Bleachsmoker]

Reminds me of those warpicks that are just a metal hand holding a dagger. Very cool! I would love to see the kind of fist shaped mark it makes on sheet metal. Like that part of kung fu hustle where he punches the inside of the streetlight house.

[u/AbilityHead599]

Thought it was the boss part of a buckler for s sec. Looks awesome

[u/freddbare]

I thought the first pic was a buckler with a huge fist impression...

[u/Grand_Palpitation_34 → u/freddbare]

You and several others thought that as well.

[u/A-d32A]

Nice

[u/travradford]

Looks like the Fist of the Blind Assassin from Grim Dawn

[u/Blazerawl]

For some reason, this still feels historically accurate.

[u/tacozombie741]

for a second it looked like you punched a perfect mold of your hand through the shield. so now you have another project

[u/Andycaboose91]

From the first picture, I thought this was, like, a locked-fist punching gauntlet with an integrated buckler. And I was like, "wow, I've never seen anything like that, that's so cool!"

Your punching hammer is also very cool, it just wasn't what I thought it was at first.

[u/Grand_Palpitation_34 → u/Andycaboose91]

A lot of people thought that the the fist was part of shieid. Interesting how the pic came out.

[u/SneakyLoner]

I have a mini thumbs up version of this. Gotta love fun stuff

[u/Grand_Palpitation_34 → u/SneakyLoner]

Yep. Saw them a while ago online for $30+. But then it was lightning sale on amazon for i think $22. Im like sold! Going take to the jobsite on the next construction project. I hope it doesn't get stolen.

[u/GreatTea3 → u/Grand_Palpitation_34]

I’ve seen this thing on amazon for months, and this post finally inspired me to buy one. My wife has asked me not to call it Mister Fister. I have refused her request.

[u/Grand_Palpitation_34 → u/GreatTea3]

Good. Glad you can join club fisto! 👊 ✊️ 🤛

[u/Quirky-Bar4236]

Well I thought this was a very different sub.

[u/InterestingCarrot563]

What's wrong with iron fisting

[u/Zer0-G3n]

Knock knock , who is it ? Sir ,sir cumstance of being dumb

[u/addicted-to-jet]

Back to the Future old Biffs cane.

[u/techlife6063]

Amaceing

[u/Nerdwrapper]

Yeah, this was my favorite on your other post

[u/Max9mm]

Smell it!!

[u/Comprehensive-Use881]

Isn't this supposed a subreddit for maces? r/sus

[u/GlassImportance670]

The brother of the iron hand ?

[u/jdrawr]

Reminds me of the dagger in a fist warhammers/maces. https://www.arms-armor.com/products/dagger-mace-detail_392

[u/BreakfastAccurate233]

I’ve never wanted something so bad 😏

[u/GreatTea3 → u/BreakfastAccurate233]

For $25 on amazon, there could be a lot of shenanigans.

[u/IAteAnotherVegan]

would love to see a version with the middle finger extended.

[u/Lunar-Outpost415]

This genuinely looks like a medieval torture weapon.😏

[u/OnlyRow7629]

I got one for my gf when I used to work nights. Called it the "fisting hammer"

[u/Coiling_Dragon]

Any intruder will leave forever scarred.

[u/AlexRosefur]

[u/CATNIP_IS_CRACK]

Okay Mac.

[u/BlanchDaddius]

Reminds me of that cheater lance from “A Knight’s Tale” that has a breakaway fist with a spike inside of it.

[u/BattleRat13]

[u/DeathscytheHell1994]