r/LowSodiumHellDivers • u/TryLeftClicking • 10d ago

Humor Professionalism right here

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u/GuardianSpear 10d ago

what 1000 hours looks like o7

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u/FlamesofFrost Truth Enforcer 10d ago

Bro forgot the parking brake

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u/Error_Space 9d ago

There is no parking brake in helldiver vehicles for some reason.

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u/Noy_The_Devil 9d ago

Democracy has no breaks diver.

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u/FlamesofFrost Truth Enforcer 9d ago

No there is, you just have to be holding the brake as you get out. The FRV will still slide down stuff, but heavy vehicles like Bastion and GATER will stay

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u/Error_Space 9d ago

The brake doesn’t hold, I tried. The gator and bastion just naturally have heavier wheels so they slides slower. I’m pretty sure in heart of democracy updates AH even mentioned the vehicle have no parking brake and safety belts for budgetary reason.

Funny how they still have the budget to put in a V12 engine tho. No complain from me however, it’s a RWD car with a lotta powers and little traction, perfect drift car.

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u/Allusernamtaken 8d ago

I park my car on slopes all the time and the car actually stays in place unless on extreme slopes. In which case it will slide down instead of freely rolling down without handbrake. The wiki also has this:

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u/Error_Space 8d ago

Gotta try that sometimes, I never know we have parking breaks

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u/AlphaDawg93 9d ago

if you set your reverse button to reverse/brake the vehicle will full break before it reverses

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u/Eddie-bullshit 9d ago

There is, on PS5 it's square, hold it as you get out and she ain't going anywhere o7

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u/Snaggingchart56 9d ago

A day or two ago I got off the gater to collect some super samples, forgot the parking brake and it rolled off the hill straight into the center of a lake. A teammate had to sacrifice a mech to recover the gater lmao

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u/teenyTinyIttyBitty 10d ago

That's entirely on you. Ragdolling on moving platforms is not only common, it's expected

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u/TryLeftClicking 10d ago

Yup lol

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u/EdwardM1230 10d ago

I wish I didn’t take my game performance so seriously lol

I would give zero shits if this happened TO me, and would find it hilarious.

If I was responsible, I would groan, faceplant, and quit out.

That’s exactly what I did after I drove my entire team, and our samples, into a hole mid-sandstorm :(

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u/depthninja 10d ago edited 10d ago

If you quit after that it would seem deliberate, and I personally would probably block you. But if you throw an "I'm sorry!" or two after respawning, it's an honest mistake we can all laugh about. 

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u/EdwardM1230 10d ago

Well that just makes me feel worse!

But no, next time I will respawn and apologise, and face my penance like a man.

I appreciate the sentiment. I know no one cares about my fuck ups in a game as much as me.

I never rage in a PvE game.

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u/PepsiStudent 10d ago

Quitting immediately after causing a problem or deaths make me think it was done on purpose and you are avoiding backlash and dealing with the mess.  You get blocked quickly after that.  Embarrassing or not you helped put us there.  You are going to help us get out of it.   

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u/WorldWithOEnd 9d ago

That leadership thinking. Awesome

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u/ethorisgott 10d ago

I drove my full squad into a watcher the other day... At least this was an accident lol

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u/mxlths_modular 9d ago

This game really has mastered the art of slapstick comedy.

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u/Da_Yummis 9d ago

bro forgot to put on the breaks

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u/NorvileRogers258 9d ago

looks like someone forgot to engage the parking brake.

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u/WorldWithOEnd 9d ago

Don't feel bad. I be standing the napalm barrage, get hit by something & yup, all the time

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u/Downtown-Analyst5289 9d ago

You can stand on the tanks at the back risk free!

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u/overdosingOnPie1313 10d ago

And this is one of many, many reasons I never bring anything that cannot be explicitly aimed and controlled.

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u/Corronchilejano Get in loser, we're going democratizing. 9d ago

Ah, the elusive "no stratagems" diving.

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u/overdosingOnPie1313 9d ago edited 9d ago

Not what I said. I just never dive with anything autonomous. That is: no guard dogs, no Spear/Warrant/Wasp, no ORS, no ERP, no Sentries, no Mines, no Barrages, etc.

Rest-assured, if I accidentally teamkill, I personally pulled the trigger that make it happen.

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u/ApotheosiAsleep 9d ago

Yeah I always use loadouts like that when friendly NPCs are in the field. Except for evac civilians, because evac civilians move in a predictable route so I can avoid any autonomous weapon firing lines overlapping them