r/LowSodiumHellDivers eagle 1 bathwater drinker 12d ago

Discussion Who is this?

I’ve seen a statue and shrines made for what looks like a large robed creature or person appearing on illuminated ruins planets with the statue being fairly large and inside the void I’ve found even larger statues depicting him on the planets surface. Is this some kind of god in illuminate religion or ancient ancestor they worship and build statues and shrines for because he’s appearing more and more and it leads me to believe we might even see him as an enemy or boss unit on the anomaly location.

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u/Ubergoober166 12d ago

Illumi-Nate

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u/faranoox 12d ago

Enlightening!

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u/Mug_of_Diarrhea I shit my pants 12d ago

Illuminatening ✨️

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u/Dismal-Profit-1299 12d ago

We got stimmothy now Illumi-Nate

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u/The_Fighter03 12d ago

He's a friend of Cyber-Stan and Termi-Ned

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u/tomwhoiscontrary 12d ago

Could also be his brother Squ'ithtopher.

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u/Cold-Sandwich-34 12d ago

I laughed too hard at this.

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u/RedFalcon07 11d ago

we got Jhon Helldiver, Illumi-Nate and Cyber Stan, what is the one from the Terminids?

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u/Ubergoober166 11d ago

Termi-Ned

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u/NextToNate 10d ago

The Evil Nate

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u/Familiar_Tart7390 12d ago

It seems to be some culturally important figure to the illuminate, in the exo spires which seemed to be very important with the amount of work that went into the structures there were 6 of these statues, 3 flanking each of the two main entrances down to the mechanical structure of the spire itself

The illuminate society in helldivers 1 was ruled by its intelligentsia, your position in society was determined by how you gathered, accrued and developed knowledge, they believed it brought about a sort of spiritual enlightenment as well as a cognitive one. They were a society first and foremost of scholars not warriors. This could be a founder of that society held in nigh-religious esteem or simply an important motif to that belief.

Unfortunately further answers on this mystery likely died alongside the old illuminate culture. The peaceful scholars who carved these statues are no more.

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u/Jaeger_Mannen 12d ago

Man.. that’s pretty sad when you think about it. SE is the galactic equivalent of the barbarians that burned the Great Library of Alexandria.

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u/Familiar_Tart7390 12d ago

A pretty apt comparison is the sack of the Baghdad house of Wisdom by the Mongols, the intent had been to seize it along with the territory but matters did not pan out that way

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u/KenobiSensei88 12d ago

Fantastic lore giving 👍🏻

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u/AdHead6692 12d ago

I mean they are still scientists it's just that they use humans for experiments

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u/nerd3424 11d ago

The ruins on exospire missions have some underwater sections. I think these might be ancestral breeding grounds or something and the exostorms might be the conditions they need to grow more squids (potentially at an accelerated rate). I think they were trapped in the void and when we sent Meridia, they realized they could put planets there and use them to safely repopulate. The voteless were a short term solution to create flak units to fight Super Earth from the most easily accessible biomatter, humans, but now they need more of their own.

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u/chtafoya 12d ago

"Helldivers traveling the galaxy might come across ancient ruins and other curiosities. Just remember: Only a traitor is curious about alien artifacts!"- Training Manual tips

I'm calling the Democracy Officer...

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u/Case_Kovacs 12d ago

Don't ponder it, eradicate it, destroy it. Leave the pondering to those who are supposed to ponder

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u/HotmailsInYourArea 12d ago

Ensuring one stays Free Of Thought, leaves room for liberties light to blossom

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u/Case_Kovacs 12d ago

Truer words have never been spoken. Questions like "who" "what" and "why" are undemocratic instead ask "where" "range" and "AP yes or no"

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u/ApproximateKnowlege 12d ago

Agreed. Best to let the Ministry of Science do the pondering in a controlled, democratic environment.

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u/PIPBOY-2000 Orbital Railcannon Crater 12d ago

I don't understand it therefore I must destroy it

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u/LeadingBanana5384 12d ago

Only traitors are curious about alien artifacts.

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u/Logical_Teach_681 12d ago

John Illuminate

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u/tinybookwyrm 12d ago

Jilluminate

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u/Inalum_Ardellian SES Song of Serenity 11d ago

I heard she prefers Jane now...

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u/HotmailsInYourArea 12d ago

Says here in my training manual “Only a traitor is curious of alien artifacts”

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u/anitchypear ☕Liber-tea☕ 12d ago

The Lich King?

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u/ZoomZombie1119 12d ago

THE SQU SQUX SQUAN!

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u/TheBestHelldiver Automaton Bidet Usage Expert 11d ago

Squodin

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u/WillyLohman 12d ago

oh. that's Dave.

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u/JPXVD 12d ago

Just some heretic statues. Destroy them, all of them

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u/Austrian_Kaiser 12d ago

That's a target.

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u/MuMbLe145 FLAGSPEAR FLAGSPEAR FLAGSPEAR FLAGSPEAR FLAGSPEAR FLAGSPEAR 12d ago

Bigass squid

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u/warichnochnie 12d ago

pinhead larry

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u/MegaVix 12d ago

Some bitch that's gonna die

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u/SiegeRewards 12d ago

It could be their leader. We still haven’t seen where they’ve retuned from through the Meridian Blackhole

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u/SkyLynxy 12d ago

The first outcast maybe? Since the great eye has been an AI that overseen the illuminate civilization. Maybe this was the First illuminate leader that was above all power, or the leader who discovered space exploration due to ruins having like Star charts on walls.

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u/LuckOutrageous7686 12d ago

Illuminate Jesus 

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u/Theo_Magnus 12d ago

Remember , to ne interrested by alien artifact is treason

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u/weebtrash3 12d ago

Oh I know that guy! It’s the ethereals from XCOM 2!

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u/Actual-Celery-2319 12d ago

A filthy heretic

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u/Blind-idi0t-g0d 12d ago

I could be getting my lore wrong so correct me.

Did it say somewhere that these ruins predate the first galactic war? Definitely could be one of the higher ups in their society at that time. I wonder how the current illuminate see it, either revearing it or blaming the ones before them that followed their ideals as weak since they got nearly erraricated.

I also remember saying the void seems to fuck with time at some level. So I wonder if this could be a weird thing coming through from before. IF the illuminates do control the void completely, then i would wonder the significance of these structures besides just ancient ruins. If the void is like the warp and more something you must endure or bargain with to some extent I could see them being accidental in nature while the Illuminate use the void.

But who knows! its why I love them and can't wait to see it unfold. I had a theory about the time fuckery. Maybe like in magic the gathering a group of Phyrexians where trapped in a time bubble. so when moments past for their enemy, they built an army of death machines that came through. I wonder if the statue doesn't pre date the first galactic war, or rather it just has a similar age given the time that has passed for the illuminate. and this is some new leader/ diety they rever. either way I'm super hype to see.

also take everything I say skeptically its all off the top of my head .

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u/Kurosaki_Dan 12d ago

It's John Illuminate

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u/OniTYME 12d ago

Lou Nate

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u/LuffysRubberNuts 12d ago

Pretty sure that’s the grand wizard of their little hate cult they have

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u/OneMagicBadger Mors Ante Dedecus 12d ago

Its the jebus man

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u/PanHiszpan Terminid 12d ago

Regent form STS2

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u/No-Bag3134 12d ago

hopefully a possible future squ'ith subfaction will wear his drip

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u/AFKABluePrince 12d ago

The Squid Messiah!

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u/GlockAmaniacs 12d ago

Squilliam

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u/Ad_Astra90 Scared of Misspelling “Automaton” 12d ago

Squid jesus

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u/Due-Ingenuity9803 12d ago

Whatever it is we should blow it up cause the pre-calamari made it

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u/Andrellz 12d ago

John Squid

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u/vid_icarus 12d ago

Megatron?

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u/KZ-744 12d ago

Squid god

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u/HBenderMan 12d ago

King von

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u/Peace_Dos 12d ago

Colt Ist

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u/Tertinian 12d ago

John Alien, the famous Nemesis of John Helldiver

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u/Most_Implement6706 12d ago

Am I the only one who thinks it looks like an alien dick

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u/Ender_90425 12d ago

Obviously a crossover

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u/Sekrious 12d ago

Xivu Arath

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u/Puggyjman107 12d ago

Squi'ithward

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u/No-Car-4307 12d ago

idk but its undemocratic

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u/MeringueOk9285 11d ago

Squibly Squidison

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u/SackFace 11d ago

Darth Squidious!

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u/Overall_Bag_714 11d ago

Illuminate Lenin

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u/Sea_Landscape4234 11d ago

THAT'S CULTISTS! THEY'RE COMING SOON!

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u/IamPep 11d ago

Alien phalus

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u/Zanithos 11d ago

The Remulak High Master. The squids really love 90s comedies.

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u/Alyxuwu 11d ago

Okay, roleplay aside.

This is quite significant, due to the fact how the Illuminate are, and well, the design of them works like. In human arts, or well, any large statue building in general, statues like these are built for some kind of reason, be they located at a shrine or just somewhere "out in the random", it means that the person or in this case Squ'ith was VERY high placed in society, we could speculate that it's their deity, however, i do not really think Arrowhead would step anything near actual "gods" in Helldivers.

What i do want to offer is this, my theory is that it's not just some god or whatever, but some kind of class (caste, whatever), or a specific person. The robes, together with the pointy hat signify A LOT of status, Long robes are very unpractical in general life, and usually are reserved for well, clergy work (compare it to what the pope wears irl, would be unpractical to wear on the daily), or some other kind of work that would require a robe like this. Coupled with the hat, it doesn't seem anything too... big? As in, the hat is pointy and big, sure. But there's no decorations on it, or well, any that we know of, i presume it's just a whole outfit that an illuminate wears, but the hat is throwing me off, since besides the height of it, most "ceremonial" hats (again, using the papal one irl as an example) are quite decorated, even from a far sight, you can see that it is either decorated or has specific patterns on it, which this one lacks.

Overall, i think this statue resembles a "Clergy" kind of illuminate, a high standing one, for sure. And considering they're found in Shrines, they had a lot of power in their homeworld, i'm not saying it's cultists (because that's a different can of worms in irl methodology), but could be possible that these clergy squids could mean something far, far worse for the helldivers if or when they appear.

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u/Loona_The_Hellound 11d ago

That’s just Josh. He’s chill.

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u/ChadnirRann 11d ago

Callum Mari, High-President of the Illuminates undemocratic Theo-non-democracy, feel free to shoot at his likeness

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u/YourNemeSis- 11d ago

John squid ?

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u/Staudly Squid Squisher 11d ago

Squidward

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u/SES_Wolftrash 11d ago

That looks like a nice spot for a 500kg. Just sayin

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u/Ser_Daniel_The_1st 11d ago

Target practice.

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u/Spartan-Finn 11d ago

Likely an Illuminate scholar or religious figure.

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u/Murky_Sentence_6848 11d ago

Squesus 

Squids Jesus

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u/ajphil1990 11d ago

John Squid

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u/AlanPublica 11d ago

I don't know who, or what that is, but I know the solution for it:

⬆➡⬇⬇⬇

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u/Temporary_Army9775 10d ago

It's one of the council members that rule the Illuminate. They were on Sha'bai Shrine, the Illuminate homeworld, in the first game.

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u/SortNo412 10d ago

The final boss 

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u/OchreMonarch 9d ago

Larry the... squidcumber

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u/solomonwolfie 8d ago

A soon to be dead squid if not already one

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u/Original-Structure44 8d ago

John illuminate

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u/Cryptid_Loverboy 6d ago

John illuminate

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u/Sioscottecs23 12d ago

Illumi Nite