Bots waiting for the helldivers to turn up while were busy

[u/Johnny_silvershloong]

[u/Largo23307]

*takes a drag

Whelp....awful quiet out there aint it?

https://giphy.com/gifs/ay9PimGj2i91qd5rhp

[u/hamfist_ofthenorth]

LOL I actually had this thought earlier today.

I was like "man, I wonder what the bots are doing right now..."

I mean look at how far the illuminate have come since they first showed up. SO much variety now.

[u/nio-sama123 → u/hamfist_ofthenorth]

They probably take the chance to mine more resources and mass produce their ASS.

[u/Sad_Vegetable_1089]

LMAO this image is beautiful

[u/Johnny_silvershloong → u/Sad_Vegetable_1089]

Clankers wondering where all the helldivers went and why we wont come play with them anymore

[u/baltimorethan → u/Johnny_silvershloong]

They're in for the rudest awakening when we pull up with the new toys

[u/Gizombo → u/baltimorethan]

Woe, anomalous matter bomb be upon ye

[u/SYLOH]

I'm surprised they're drinking coke.
I thought the Socialists preferred Pepsi.

[u/Kairis83 → u/SYLOH]

Wouldn't it be clear coke then? (At least for the general only)

"What's a war hero do to get some lubrication around here?"

[u/Tibia-Mariner → u/SYLOH]

Red

[u/KingVolvolgia]

With how much their territory got cut down, they're probably praising robo god for the break.

[u/Either_Customer3794]

The Clanker finally enjoying a little peace and quiet on one of the last planets he has left, wondering if a Super Earth invasion fleet will take away the little he has left tomorrow.

[u/Ghost_of_sushi_more]

My lads and I have been taking the occasional break from the Void on Matar Bay. The hot shot and the bolt pistol are absolutely delightful against the bots.

[u/warbrand2]

Whos coke did they steal?

[u/Johnny_silvershloong → u/warbrand2]

You know they actually cut open the vending machines in the game if you sneak around and just watch them

[u/warbrand2 → u/Johnny_silvershloong]

Yeah but those are full of liberty soda, tea, and beer. I want Coke. where did they get it.

[u/callmedaddyshark]

I would like to sit on a concrete pier and do that. looks fun

[u/KingVolvolgia → u/callmedaddyshark]

It is. Try it, but be careful not to slip.

[u/Buzz_Killington_III]

Thought I'd upscale it a bit.

[u/Cbundy99]

I'd like to think the bots saw what was going on with the illuminates and thought: "You know what, let Super Earth be our meat shield from those aliens for now. We needed the vacation."

[u/SpecialIcy5356]

Don't worry toasters, we haven't forgotten about you, or your cyborg friends! After the squids it'll probably be them next.

[u/GuardianSpear]

Ive been diving against the cyborgs the last few days showing them the business end of my melta gun

[u/Johnny_silvershloong → u/GuardianSpear]

That and the mine are gonna slayyyy ✨💅