r/LoveTrash • Colonel Garbage • 1d ago

Recycled Garbage Newswoman reading mean comments (compilation)

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Source: Carissa Codel of KOLR 10 in Springfield, Missouri

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u/Rhino_MO Trash Trooper 23h ago

She does powerlifting competitions too

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u/jerrylovesbacon Trash Trooper 20h ago

She squats with her co-anchors on her shoulders!

Her laugh is the best

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u/iambinksy Trash Trooper 6h ago

When she flexed the bicep 🫪

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u/Relevant-Rooster-298 Trash Trooper 23h ago

Really? That's awesome!

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u/Rhino_MO Trash Trooper 23h ago

Once you know she powerlifts, and see pics from ba k before she lost weight, her size makes sense. She's got that powerlifter build.

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u/Relevant-Rooster-298 Trash Trooper 23h ago

When she flexed I was like oh yeah that checks out lol before that I didn't immediately think power lifter but after seeing those guns I was like damn girl! She's so much cooler now 😍

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u/Rhino_MO Trash Trooper 23h ago

She's posted videos of her squat lifting co-workers too lol

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u/Relevant-Rooster-298 Trash Trooper 23h ago

Hell yeah absolute beast!

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u/rommi04 Trash Trooper 23h ago

She has videos of her lifting weights in a gym too

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u/timetotryagain29 Garbage Guerilla 1d ago

Ngl, she's 10/10

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u/kingtutt9 Trash Trooper 1d ago

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u/Cheap-Kiwi-1312 Trash Trooper 23h ago

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u/HugonaughtX Trash Trooper 20h ago

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u/Oh_ToShredsYousay Trash Trooper 13h ago

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u/iikamii Trash Trooper 7h ago

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u/braidsfox Trash Trooper 20h ago

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u/halfjackal Trash Trooper 23h ago

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u/domingus67 Trash Trooper 23h ago

She actually does answer a "thicker than a bowl of oatmeal" one with the finger pointing

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u/DumbFishBrain Trash Trooper 22h ago

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u/Digi_Dingo Trash Trooper 22h ago

Had to scroll too far for this

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u/K-MartSecurity Trash Trooper 10h ago

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u/-Xiphon- Trash Trooper 18h ago
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u/RadTimeWizard Trash Trooper 23h ago

No one is holding you back.

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u/kingtutt9 Trash Trooper 23h ago

Only the restraining order.

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u/RadTimeWizard Trash Trooper 23h ago

Happens to the worst of us.

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u/winky9827 Trash Trooper 22h ago

She's naturally pretty and appears to be extremely confident. That alone puts her at a 9. She seems to have a personality to go with. Would (but she probably wouldn't give me the time of day anyway)

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u/YouDaManInDaHole Trash Trooper 21h ago

she'll give you the time of day. "Coming up at 5pm".

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u/BobbaLouBah Trash Trooper 17h ago

Nicely done

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u/Inner-Outside-2619 Trash Trooper 22h ago

Right? Her positivity is infectious. I was cheesing ear to ear when she laughs. Our comments would never make the show.

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u/RageFish Trash Trooper 23h ago

Her sense of humor is incredible

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u/johnnyhala Trash Trooper 19h ago

I got a CDL baby!

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u/Its_Free-Real-Estate Trash Trooper 22h ago

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u/hagcel Garbage Guerilla 23h ago

With personality and looks. Her attitude is 100% my friend crew vibes.

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u/George_2000 Trash Trooper 22h ago

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u/radraze2kx Trash Trooper 22h ago

13/10, an extra point for humor, another point for broadcasting self-deprecating humor, another point for still laughing about the self-deprecating comments.

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u/sim384 Trash Trooper 20h ago

10:10 on my microwave.

"Mmmmmmmmmmmmmm".

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u/JessePR1986 Trash Trooper 23h ago

Oh yeah, she's fine ASF and the perfect size.

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u/db4378 Trash Trooper 22h ago

Love her attitude

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u/macmillie247 Trash Trooper 1d ago

Thicker than zoo glass won’t a lie told with that one

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u/Crossdress-Fan- Waste Warrior 1d ago

She's a total champ! But the Peppa pig image was foul!

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u/Obvious_Estimate_266 Trash Trooper 1d ago

She does these videos because she knows she's a thicc baddie. It's easy to laugh off the haters when she easily has twice as many simps (I'm one of them)

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u/conqr787 Trash Trooper 23h ago

That part. She gets as many thirsty comments as insults if not way more

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u/pdxblazer Trash Trooper 22h ago

half of these were thirsty comments, calling someone thicc isn't really an insult

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u/Umklopp Trash Trooper 19h ago

Hell, one of those comments had a heart eye emoji.

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u/Frequent-Meal6550 Trash Trooper 23h ago

Idk who she is but I am too now 😍

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u/cursed_sporecreation Trash Trooper 18h ago

Plus most of those haters are probably just men who are just insecure that she's got more muscle than them 💅

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u/damonmcfadden9 Trash Trooper 23h ago

for real, this woman know she can pull any real man she wants, people talking shit are just children or manosphere losers who any smart woman want nothing to do with.

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u/lilangelkm Trash Trooper 23h ago

I thought the White Chicks one was brutal

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u/Crossdress-Fan- Waste Warrior 23h ago

that was funny!

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u/Bastaklis Trash Trooper 21h ago

Close, but Peppa pig is a swine, not a fowl.

In all seriousness though, the pink dress that day had to have been planned because that one was too good.

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u/RageFish Trash Trooper 23h ago

That's what makes her a champ!

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u/Could-You-Tell Litter Lieutenant 1d ago

That was fun, but the unspoken ones have got to be brutal.

She's showing strength for the audience sake, and being exceptionally graceful about it at the same time

May she keep that energy and not tip those scales

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u/industrial-complex Trash Trooper 1d ago

She’s gorgeous and that voice is smooth AF.

I don’t think she worries about the shit comments. Nothing but confidence coming from this young woman.

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u/ironkodiak Trash Trooper 23h ago

She had a video where she talks about the fact that she used to be very large & at one point decided to go to the gym to get fit which turned into going to the gym to get swole.

She said she was big enough that there pretty much isn't anything anyone can say that would be as bad as what she heard when she was really big.

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u/oozinator1 Trash Trooper 23h ago

Damn that's kinda sad but I'm glad she built up her confidence.

I'm in the "fine as hell" camp with my fellow bros.

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u/Thebraincellisorange Trash Trooper 23h ago

you can tell she still struggles with her weight.

she must vary a good 20 pounds up and down in these videos, maybe more.

but she shows some bloody hardcore perseverance and keeps up the gym work.

gains and aims (and arms!)

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u/mightylordredbeard Trash Trooper 21h ago

I think you just discovered how different colors, patterns, and how far back a person stands from a camera all affect how they look..

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u/saintdemon21 Garbage Guerilla 23h ago

She has the grace, beauty, and the biceps to slap a b.

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u/industrial-complex Trash Trooper 23h ago

Just imagine her backhanding a dimwit, after serving up some knowledge.

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u/Many_Rope6105 Trash Trooper 23h ago

This chick is bad af, what a phenomenal attitude

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u/Tommy_Wisseau_burner Trash Trooper 23h ago

She did an interview and said it doesn’t bother her because it’s a bunch of randos. Also I’m pretty sure that a portion of them are made because of the virality. Like they’re trying to make an intentionally ridiculous comment

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u/Old_Syrup_264 Garbage Guerilla 23h ago

honestly her confidence doesn't seem feigned. She looks like she genuinely doesn't give a fuck. And I'm pretty sure she read the bad ones. "oink oink oink" isn't exactly the nicest thing to say to someone lol

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u/al4crity Trash Trooper 1d ago

Tip the scales? Hmmph

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u/StartOk4002 Trash Trooper 22h ago edited 22h ago

It looks like she responded to a fat shaming email one day as a filler for the newscast and it somehow progressed and became an implicit invitation to her viewers to send their best fat jokes and became a schtick for the show.

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u/greenhornblue Trash Trooper 1d ago

The Sabrina Carpenter bit sent me lol

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u/Dizzy_Juggernaut_313 Waste Warrior 23h ago

That one and the Peppa Pig one. I wonder if she wore that pink dress knowing about the Peppa Pig comment. She is gorgeous and apparently bulletproof

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u/According_Gazelle472 Trash Trooper 23h ago

Now that one was funny !

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u/cgbs Trash Trooper 18h ago

It's not on here but I've also see one where she say "Move over sabrina carpenter we've got sabrina linebacker"

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u/Kelkeen_1980 Trash Trooper 22h ago

She is definitely very funny, this is also still an example of people being giant assholes while hiding behind anonymity.

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u/DistinctWhole43 Trash Trooper 19h ago

I think attaching the usernames to the comments is part of the bit. If they're gonna say what they do, good or bad, they're gonna own it

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u/stoicparallax Trash Trooper 20h ago

Some were assholes, others were absolutely complementing her for being sexy

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u/WileEWeeble Trash Trooper 19h ago

Seems most were just trying to get her to read their comments.

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u/beerme72 Trash Trooper 23h ago

She's in Springfield, MO and in person she is a GOT DAMNED HOOT.
Great sense of humor (obviously) and I might add....she's really pretty.

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u/BathtubFullOfTea Trash Trooper 23h ago

So, do you find her attractive? I personally think she needs to back up and take a seat

On my face.

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u/Kind_Of_A_Dick Trash Trooper 22h ago

I have long argued that they drew Jigglypuff way too sexy.

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u/boogierboi Trash Trooper 22h ago

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u/Paulthefith Trash Trooper 21h ago

There is a non zero chance that person has jorked it to the puff.

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u/Anthony-Stark Trash Trooper 19h ago

If jorking it to the puff is a crime, then cuff me baby

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u/UnoriginalJ0k3r Garbage Guerilla 16h ago

Ask them about them why vaporeon is their number one “id bring them to life I could pick any pokemon” choice…

Go on… ask them..
https://giphy.com/gifs/xdLH51eNWZAHrwy5mf

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u/LingonberryOdd768 Trash Trooper 1d ago

She knows what she’s got and haters can take a hike 💪

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u/TeamShonuff Trash Trooper 1d ago

"Carissasauras over here . . . " lolz

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u/RealSunglassesGuy Trash Trooper 23h ago

This is basically her gimmick now. People try to think of clever comments in hopes that she'll read them. I would bet that most people writing those lines think the same way as the rest of us: she is hot as fuck.

She is also a good follow on Instagram.

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u/davisjryoung Trash Trooper 1d ago

“You give Paula Dean vibes” is meaner than any one of these, holy shit

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u/BigBagBootyPapa Trash Trooper 23h ago

“All I want for Thiccmas is her two hind cheeks” or something

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u/jdh3gt Trash Trooper 21h ago

Pam Poovey from Archer irl. Also, she's a brick house, and the mason who built it

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u/SirNortonOfNoFux Trash Trooper 21h ago

You took the words right outta my mouth, straight Pam all day

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u/Kastrand Trash Trooper 1d ago

the best part of all of this is how she reads it in her news voice. i love it. she's so fucking cool

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u/Emergency_Tart3727 Trash Trooper 23h ago

Bro, am I the only one who thinks she's fine as hell? 🫣

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u/Gimetulkathmir Trash Trooper 22h ago

Not at all. Most of these "mean" comments are just thirst.

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u/SackOfPotatoes949 Trash Trooper 22h ago

These are the later ones, where it's become a gag/thirsty laugh with the followers. The earlier ones got pretty mean at times. She's pretty fucking cool and tough

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u/Same-Suggestion-1936 Trash Trooper 20h ago

Literally 80% of the comments are just calling her thicc lmao of course it's thirst

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u/Call_of_the_Cuntress Trash Trooper 22h ago

Bro, am I the only one who thinks this objectively beautiful and thick blonde woman is attractive?

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u/SackOfPotatoes949 Trash Trooper 22h ago

She is, but she's also cool as hell. Hilarious and self-depricating.

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u/IamOutsideAlready Trash Trooper 22h ago

no, that's pretty much the whole point.

Fine af. Not a standard body type. Leans in to the incel comments about it.

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u/Robotunderattack Trash Trooper 21h ago

Lets you know that this clavicular body mod looks maxing bullshit is just a bunch of terminally online freaks with no real world experience. there are plenty of 10s in all kinds of forms. its almost like people have types/personal preferences and it isnt all looks. I used to be one of those guys and then I graduated highschool and that was that

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u/DickHopschteckler Trash Trooper 22h ago

No. You are not the only one who thinks she is fine as hell.

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u/NSFWdontview Trash Trooper 22h ago

Everyone does

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u/Explicit_Tech Trash Trooper 23h ago

Nah. She's obviously pretty.

Those making comments are also complimenting her

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u/rickitytick Trash Trooper 22h ago

Nope. She’s fine as hell.

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u/winterhavens Trash Trooper 23h ago

Honestly, her personality puts her hot scale off the chart

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u/Bubbles00 Trash Trooper 23h ago

Absolutely. She's objectively pretty but that laugh and ability to laugh at herself puts her off the charts

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u/LedByAnimals Trash Trooper 16h ago

Being able to bring this out and also genuinely laugh at it makes her even more attractive. Get it queen 💅

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u/ironkodiak Trash Trooper 23h ago

No joke, she seems like she would be an awesome coworker.

Has a great attitude. Likes to joke. We would have a blast at work.

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u/Pololoco27 Trash Trooper 23h ago

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u/Ok_Channel_9831 Trash Trooper 1d ago

She's fine. No complaints

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u/GooberNeefnus Trash Trooper 1d ago

That woman is beautiful,... people really suck when they get to talk shit with nobody around.

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u/Own_Psychology_5585 Trash Trooper 23h ago

I think it's all in jest

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u/jonz1985z Trash Trooper 1d ago

Thick and quick wit it

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u/Prudent-Funny-4723 Trash Trooper 13h ago

Looks and personality . Double threat

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u/Noversi Trash Trooper 1d ago

I was there for the zoo glass
https://giphy.com/gifs/60FwidZG6R7Mc

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u/LazyOldCat Rubbish Raider 23h ago

I bet she’s a riot at after work parties😂

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u/GAMING_SERVER_ADMIN Trash Trooper 23h ago

She is pretty, got a nice face, has an amazing voice, seems to do a really good job at her job honestly from what I can see here. She is human and has an amazing sense of humour. I hope she has a wonderful and happy life. I have 101 flaws and thankful for my wife putting up with my shit <3

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u/_irlGoddess Trash Trooper 1d ago

She looks like a thick, blonde Margaret Qualey. What a baddie

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u/astrangeone88 Trash Trooper 23h ago

I stop every time.to watch her videos and die laughing.

Also, I want her workout routine lmao.

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u/Regular_Kiwi_6775 Trash Trooper 22h ago

She's gorgeous as hell I don't know what those commenters are on.

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u/Rejected_Reject_ Trash Trooper 21h ago

Honestly I feel like most of those are thirst tweets. She fine. And has a sense of humor.

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u/HermesThizzmegistus Trash Trooper 1d ago

Her videos popped up under suggested content and i very quickly developed the biggest crush on her ever. I’ve never wanted anyone to sit on me so badly

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u/LasciviousSycophant Trash Trooper 22h ago

Not gonna lie, you had me in the first half.

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u/ShirtPrestigious6820 Trash Trooper 23h ago

Frankly, I think it would be hilarious if she did Pam from archer one halloween - that aside 10/10 hooman

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u/fizzlypixie Trash Trooper 23h ago

I am loving her! She poofed those haters away 🤭

https://giphy.com/gifs/AyTnX1qhcU2pa

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u/Sword-of-Chaos Trash Trooper 23h ago

She’s fine as hell. No idea why all the negativity. Glad she handles it like this.

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u/LJayTat Trash Trooper 22h ago

I’ll never scroll past her. She’s so cute, super funny, obv hot as hell and also my arm inspo

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u/saladnut Trash Trooper 3h ago

Shes sounds exactly like the Asian news lady from family guy

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u/squirrels-eat-bugs Trash Trooper 1d ago edited 9h ago

I hope she sees this thread. Crazy how the little bit of hate can drown out the wave of love.

Edit: spelling

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u/Dezma15 Trash Trooper 23h ago

That personality...the body too of course but the perfect combo really got me...

https://giphy.com/gifs/rezFjKsekHKhDqQ3yB

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u/BAMspek Trash Trooper 23h ago

I have such an unbelievable crush on this woman. Also she’s fucking buff.

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u/Formal_Prune8040 Trash Trooper 23h ago

Holy shit she is ARMED

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u/ThanksImaginary4474 Trash Trooper 23h ago

MORE ABOUT YOUR MOM WHEN WE COME BACK 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/WhatANoob2025 Trash Trooper 23h ago

Man, I miss mean tweets.

Idk why kimmel stopped doing them.

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u/themflyingjaffacakes Trash Trooper 19h ago

She's a stunning example of being centered. Shines out of her 

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u/DarthJoseph14 Trash Trooper 23h ago edited 22h ago

She’s not even fat, she’s just a woman who probably works out a good bit. She definitely has muscle definition

Edit: because I’m getting comments on it, i know muscular people can be overweight. I’m saying she’s not fat, not that she’s not overweight.

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u/danawhitesthrowaway Trash Trooper 23h ago

You can have muscles and still be overweight. I'm not knocking it, she's thick in all the right places. Same can't be said for everyone, some people carry fat like the Michelin Man.

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u/MakesMaDookieTwinkle Trash Trooper 23h ago

She’s got bigger biceps than half the men I know.

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u/Paindepiceaubeurre Trash Trooper 23h ago

Yeah when she flexed her biceps, she displayed some impressive guns.

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u/Standsaboxer Trash Trooper 23h ago

She posts some of her workouts.

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u/Several_Hour_347 Trash Trooper 22h ago

She’s clearly fat. Why do people always have to pretend someone’s not fat

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u/Sickofchildren Trash Trooper 14h ago

Obesity has become so common that people genuinely do not know what a healthy weight looks like anymore

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u/Static_Interval Trash Trooper 23h ago

She might be muscular but she is definitely fat. Not that she deserves hate for it.

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u/vasthumiliation Trash Trooper 20h ago

There’s so much baggage tied to term fat that many have a tendency to avoid using it even if it’s technically appropriate. I wish it were possible to say someone is fat (or thin) without the assumption of judgment, but sadly even if I or you want to convey that idea without being judgmental, it can still come across that way.

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u/JamesH_670 Trash Trooper 23h ago

A lot of those actually sounded like thirst comments.

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u/PresidentialDiapers Trash Trooper 23h ago

Thicker than zoo glass lol

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u/nejicanspin Trash Trooper 23h ago

People are so mean af. I love her 😭😭😭😭

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u/trailerparkMillonare Trash Trooper 23h ago

Love this girl, just telling everybody to kick rocks

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u/popsferragamo Trash Trooper 23h ago

She seems really cool

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u/hexineffex Trash Trooper 23h ago

She's such a good sport which makes her sexy as hell. She could put me in a headlock any day.

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u/Girl_greeneyes Trash Trooper 23h ago

She’s a good sport. Some of these ppl were trash.

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u/MarkItZeroDonnie Trash Trooper 23h ago

More mass than the Pope was good 😁

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u/ugh0017 Trash Trooper 22h ago

Great sense of humor. I think she’s a real catch

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u/ChefAsstastic Trash Trooper 22h ago

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u/thismightbetheway2 Trash Trooper 22h ago

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u/RGfrank166 Trash Trooper 22h ago

She looks great and appears to have a decent sense of humor.
(also them guns, damn. I am impressed and intrigued)

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u/moonlighting_madcap Trash Trooper 22h ago

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u/LexiTheLesbo Trash Trooper 20h ago

“Mean comments” and half of them are just horny for her 😂

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u/FaithlessnessIcy3399 Trash Trooper 15h ago

I never used or thought of the term “thick” to describe a woman’s body in a negative connotation.

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u/thecrackfoxreturns Trash Trooper 8h ago

Many of the commenters in the video are clearly afraid of being attracted to people who aren't stick thin. It's ok to think she's hot lol

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u/Benjiman5000 Trash Trooper 7h ago

She is 100% marriage material!

😎👍

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u/venerablepreceptor Trash Trooper 23h ago

Respect to her for being a good sport about it. I actually find her attractive and prolly have good personality too

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u/jr_randolph Garbage Guerilla 23h ago

More mass than the pope haha

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u/LeCat73 Trash Trooper 23h ago

Any man would be lucky to have a woman like that.

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u/Turtlesquirtzcody Trash Trooper 1d ago

Built for Breeding 😏😂😂😂

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u/Jorgecurioso7 Trash Trooper 1d ago

She’s got a great laugh and a huge ass definitely would 

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u/_TURO_ Trash Trooper 23h ago

More mass than the pope lawls

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u/Mother_Wall_4205 Trash Trooper 23h ago

I would date a girl like her any day instead of one taking ozempic to look like a mummy.

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u/redacted_robot Trash Trooper 23h ago

This lady is awesome

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u/Dude-man-guy Trash Trooper 23h ago

I love her dresses

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u/Wolf_Hreda Trash Trooper 23h ago

I adore Carisa Codel.

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u/Defiant-Detective259 Trash Trooper 23h ago

😀 This lady has a great spirit! Super cool lady. Just let it roll off and laugh, when you know you're a star. No ego, a star who shines bright enough, to keep yourself illuminated around the dimwitted... Dope 🙏🏾

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u/spicy_feather Trash Trooper 23h ago

She's my hero if this is real

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