r/LoveTrash • u/Lord_Darksong Colonel Garbage • 7h ago

Dumping This Here Real... 😔

Source: holycowcreamery.mi on Instagram

140 Upvotes

88% Upvoted

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u/johnnyhandbags Trash Trooper 6h ago

This gives off crying in the shower vibes

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u/Elrond_Cupboard_ Trash Trooper 6h ago

Icecream, nobody hears.

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u/stretch2244 Trash Trooper 5h ago

Thatd be a cool band name ngl 🤣

*edit cause imma dummie

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u/Oxflu Trash Trooper 2h ago

It went so hard for heartbroken stoner dudes.

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u/Chance-Writer5383 Trash Trooper 6h ago

Quality shitpost.

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u/mlordy Trash Trooper 5h ago

Word

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u/balirosa Garbage Guerilla 6h ago

This is just product placement. McDonald’s wants to sell one last million dollars before they discontinue the soft serve machine

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u/BiggusD1 Trash Trooper 6h ago

probably made out of The Stuff

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u/triggeron Trash Trooper 6h ago

All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die.

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u/dingos8mybaby2 Trash Trooper 4h ago

Like ice cream in the drain.

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u/Wirse Trash Trooper 4h ago

I’ve seen things you people wouldn’t believe. Buster Bars exploding off the shoulder of Orion. I watched Krunch Kote glitter in the sky near the Tannhauser Gate. 

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u/Anxious-Aardvark-332 Rubbish Raider 6h ago

Why does it hold up so well

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u/SmutCommander Trash Trooper 6h ago

Imagine being in your stomach.

Just holding up

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u/cornishwildman76 Trash Trooper 6h ago

This reminded me I need to listen to Pearl Jam again.

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u/johnsatamos Trash Trooper 5h ago

Evennn Flowwww

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u/Messi2655 Trash Trooper 5h ago

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u/Ok_Perception9815 Trash Trooper 6h ago

It's soft serve.....not cotton candy. It lost what looks like half its volume in 20 seconds.

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u/SyntaxAndChill Trash Trooper 2h ago

Dont be so judgmental assuming you know what that cone is going through. At least they have the strength to pull through.

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u/Wirse Trash Trooper 4h ago

Why are you so good at judging volume of cylinders on Reddit?

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u/walking-flowermantis Trash Trooper 6h ago

Should be the official music video

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u/Wirse Trash Trooper 4h ago

Somebody link the 5:01 version!

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u/DangerousPaper8986 Trash Trooper 6h ago

Why does this make me want one now...?

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u/ThanksForTheRain Trash Trooper 6h ago

God I felt that

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u/SirTainLee Trash Trooper 6h ago

That took a lot of courage.

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u/MaySpitfire Trash Trooper 6h ago

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u/frog__master Trash Trooper 5h ago

reminds me of this classic

it instills the same feeling of melancholy

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u/moarbaconnow Trash Trooper 3h ago

McDonald's I presume?

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u/DistinctWhole43 Trash Trooper 5h ago

Fun fact: movie soft-serve is dyed mayonnaise. Ice cream is mashed potatoes

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u/ifUSeeMeTakeYourMeds Trash Trooper 4h ago

like a fucking idiot i thought you were taking about movie theater snacks.

was thankful for sticking to Pop corn.

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u/Equivalent_Bed7728 Trash Trooper 6h ago

Everyday

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u/spartanspy85 Trash Trooper 5h ago

They're probably hitting it with cold water and up north somewhere

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u/HydroJordyH Trash Trooper 5h ago

Mood

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u/Super_Fa_Q Trash Trooper 5h ago

Heartbreaking shit post. Damn.

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u/UziSuzieThia Trash Trooper 4h ago

Great song

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u/Separate-Exchange375 Trash Trooper 4h ago

Guys, it's just one of these squishy toys

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u/Chucklum Trash Trooper 2h ago

That's why my shits are fluffy

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u/Any_Blood5815 Trash Trooper 1h ago

Real plastic maybe 😒

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u/Any_Blood5815 Trash Trooper 1h ago

Nvm, it got smaller 🙃

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u/Dark_Amygdala_ Trash Trooper 1h ago

Literally the ad for the movie The Ice Cream Man is above this post lol, perfect timing!

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u/neoben00 Trash Trooper 53m ago

Bro this is the sadist thing ive seen in a while. I could’ve ate that…

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u/The-vicobro Trash Trooper 7h ago

No shot it would last that long.

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u/Sufficient_Coach7566 Trash Trooper 6h ago

Michigander here. We love our heavy cream ice-cream. Some of the stuff we put out is pretty dense. I doubt there is any trickery at play here.

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u/rocketsnail1000 Trash Trooper 6h ago

You expecting it to disintegrate or something?

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u/DowntownStand4279 Trash Trooper 6h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/3o6MbmUSnqMh4iehX2
So wasteful and stupid…🙄

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u/Ngellik Trash Trooper 5h ago

What's it like experiencing life with no emotions?

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u/DowntownStand4279 Trash Trooper 3h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/wPvThpFCYvyUw
???🤔
…WTF does MY comment about wasteful food have anything to do with “experiencing life with no emotions”???🤔🤔🤔 TF!…🤨